zoer:


It's unfortunate that you still behave this way ...get well soon....
Do you need DZP to sleep well?

Abeg getat!

The Yoruba actors dey kpeme one by one, the Yoruba actresses dey enjoy life...Odiegwu!

This life no balance.

😂

ideatoprince18:
Kaiiii this his wife is just the real Black is beautiful!!!!

See smile na .... tell me how u will be angry when u come home and see her smile to u ehn!!!

God u really try for this babe abeg ... u create sha!!!

I pray the Unioon last and withstand the test of time!!!

That's if Moses doesn't have skeletons in his wardrobe already.

You know how our Naija women dey jealous with rage, make them no start to dey download past & present sexcapades from their archives.

mariahAngel:
Whoso findeth a good wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD.

Mosesbliss has obtained favour from God.
Congratulations to him.

Fixed 😎

izzou:


Maybe there's a structural explanation to this, but i do not know CCECC will be punishing people in the name of "Pedestrian bridge"

Currently seeing the one being constructed in front of LASU, and i can't imagine myself walking such a distance.

They should make these designs simple, abeg

A subway would have made more sense but our politicians looters, contractors and engineers fail to evolve.

zoer:


This one go pain am like matured Cheddar.

Almost 43yrs of age (7yrs away from 50) and you're here licking a crack full of berries.

Birds of the same feathers!

Emeraldsmit:
The high cost of things now scares people away from going to get stuffs 🤦.....cos you never can tell what shop owners will tell you

Buhari advised us all to go back to the farm but we chose to castigate him and farting everywhere.

Now there's scarcity hence the high prices of goods. 😉

Adewale1603:
Just the necessary basic things of life and basic standard of living are all what just Nigerians are asking. We're not asking for luxuries, not to build houses, buy cars, clothes and shoes but just the basic necessity of life, which is to have a means of livelihood, basic job, food and shelter to survive.

Have you guys finished spending the money y'all got from selling your votes to politicians criminals already?

I thought that would last for 4yrs!

Naturalista:


you know the amount of iron and protein (Bambara nut) okpa contains,you would have a rethink.

It's better to eat it especially this period than indomie that has no nutritional value.uote

Instead of grabbing our clueless politicians by the balls, we're busy strategizing on how to adjust to the hardship.

Continue.

odenkirk:
me too need help i swear. look at my dinner

Share with Op, he needs more bread 🍞🍞.

money121:

If you didn't av anything reasonable to type
Try to shout up

Hunger don dey affect your English sef...lol 😂

Dickcap:


See me here.
I can give my whole life to any lady that offer me okpa with chill coke

What does okpa taste like?

Seezion:
Nigeria is already known as one of the poorest countries in the world but i believe the duty of governments of the country (if they are sincere to themselves) is to work to change the status and not to make policies that deepened the poverty situation.

Whether anybody likes it or not, the policies taken by this government which is responsible for the hardship Nigerians are currently going through would only render more Nigerians poor and poorer.

In a country where unemployment/underemployment is so high, people are struggling to even feed and survive. A very good example is myself. I am underemployed, that is to say my salary is poor and nothing to write home about. Not as though i'm happy about this as i am still looking for better opportunities.

Of truth, only N600 was left with me yesterday. I couldn't afford to have dinner and so i slept empty stomach that yesterday. There's this woman selling bread near a bakery along the road i pass to work. Her price is considered the cheapest, so many people buy from her. My plan was to use the N600 to buy bread from there, which i can manage throughout the day or even till tomorrow, hopefully miracle can happen and another money enters my hand.

As i went there this morning, the N600 bread is now N800. No surprise about that at all, knowing the country we are living in today. This spoilt the plan and i was confused, disturbed and broken down. I stood there for over 5 mins hopelessly, with hunger and anger in me.

That small time, one elderly woman in the shop was sobbing. I later realized she started crying after she couldn't afford the current price of rice. Another guy came and asked for a pack of indomie and was told N1000. He sighed bitterly and left. Then i saw another two guys who came to the shop, joined their money together (400+400) and bought the N800 bread and divided it into two, for each.

That was a nice decision though even though it would reduce the quantity, but as i didnt see someone to join too, i left the place to work without buying the bread.

Any alternatives for me?

There's absolutely no alternative for since everything is on the high side. I could have opted for rice and beans, but i wont know when i will start crying after mamaput has dished the quantity for me. Surely it will be small. So i decided not to go near there. What about Garri and soup? I dont know for everywhere but i can tell you, there's mow where i could find a plate of Garri and soup for N600. Even if there is, i would still cry over the quantity. What about noodles that used to do 'rescue mission'? Well, i just told you a pack is now N1000, when i had only N600 with me. What of biscuit? I refused to "waste" my last money on something that would not last me the next 1 hour after i have eaten. Akara? Have you seen the sizes of Akara in recent? N100 own looks very small, so i still decided not to buy.

At the end, all options failed. Till this minute, nothing has entered my stomach and i'm still holding tight to my N600. Yes i am hungry and weak but the N600 must be for something that can keep me for a while, hopefully another money would come my way before i am hungry again.

Sadly, my in quote "salary" is still far, till Thursday next week, but i have to survive however it is.

It's a very tough time for most of us Nigerians right now.

Lastly, government should know that
most Nigerians are not asking for luxury, just basic things made affordable for survival and food is obviously not affordable to many Nigerians today. Please government should do something about food crisis in the country.

May God help us, the common citizens.

Have you guys finished spending the money y'all got from selling your votes to politicians criminals?

I thought that would last for 4yrs!

constant1960:
This is y I love Igbo tradition
If one of them had paid for her bride price it will automatically become his even if he is not the biological father

Tradition that robs Peter to gift Paul.

frankyychiji:
Hahaha 😃

All three men were on the concurrent list.

Na so! 👍

Israel and Gaza still dey fight?

Nawa o!

ahnie:


Ekpa and his ekrus.

Is this Hero beer, your signature drink?

Looks chilled, a refreshing one after a Kuje tour. 🙂

IbrahimSkiba:



Who will fight for me like this

Portable. 😒

Goodlady:
What's wrong with that city and promiscuity?
This

Do you mean IMO state?

ugwumichael:


She sure knows who the father is but she da use there head play ludo.

No she doesn't, she was knacking the 3 men concurrently....RAWWW!

That lady's kpekus must be full of saccharin, must be rich in nutrients.

ahnie:

Including your useless Murda.warmest regards to her,you can like your venom with your other monickers.

This is how we'll be rolling going forward you drag me,I drag your use.leess whorr rin mum and cheap sisters.


Cheers!

Lol 🤣🤣

Heaven is far from you o, because I don't think you can change.

I no go follow you curse ya mama sha. 😉

ahnie:

He's jobless,Don't blame the cre.tinous fvckterd.
He survives on ladies attention.He sees us as his rehabilitation center,sadly it's not our job to fix him,it's his mother's job.

Ahnie is back with a blast...😂
You're welcome back, everyone here has been praying and fasting for you to survive Kuje, especially Tranquility2345.

God answered our prayers.

shadrach77:
Chai!!!! I saw the news somewhere and didn't believe it so I rushed to NL only to see that it's true. May his soul rest in peace 🙏🏼

You didn't rush to NL, say the truth and put the devil to shame. 😒

Hezzyluv:
He just left before you and I. We would definitely join him one day. RIP

What are you waiting for then? 😒

What!!! 🥺😳😲

KWAM 1 can now save his money.

Ogbon Sodiq!

judedwriter:
For your information, there is nothing like free sex as a single person....

It always comes with a terrible cost outside marriage no matter how sweet.

If you love yourself and your destiny, you will wait for sex until marriage.

Who made the rule?

Effing = Hoeniranu! 😒