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Shokoloko:
I am just curious. Will these police records show up when it's time to do a background check for a Job?

YES!
But they will be sealed. They will show up AS FLAGS!
Some employers will not have time to CALL YOU to ask you what is in there. They will fling your application to the thrash bin and move to the next applicant.

Others that really care will ask you to explain. Very tricky.

What you say might even seal you doom with that employer. They may use it against you.✅

descarado:
I was not supposed to laugh but I have been laughing really hard here

Well done mama.
It's not easy especially with girls.

So far, so good in my home. Fingers crossed. The discipline I installed before crossing over helped a lot. For now.

I noticed what works again for me.

You misbehave, I will send you to boarding school in the countryside in Nigeria.

My vicinity is all white and their school all white.
Everytime, child service will pick on my kids and start their useless interrogation.
One day, I went cray cray on the school authority.
Said I will report them and child services for harassing my kids cos they are black

Since that day, everybody maintain their lane.

Even when one was admitted in hospital, these idiots were there asking him some stupid questions in front of me. I trust that one. He gave them befitting answer.

Have you retired as a nurse?

It is ridiculous. Then those busy bodies aka school social workers and school nurses will keep interrogating in school and won’t concentrate on the children that truly need help.

The police even goes to the school to take the children OUT OF SCHOOL TO INTERROGATE THEM WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT! Ha!


GIRLS ARE THE MOST DIFFICULT ENTITIES TO RAISEEEEE! Kai!

Boys get their own wahala sha- I don’t even near that area. I let my husband handle his OWN 3 boys! I nor fit deal with testosterone- Very unemotional creatures. You can NEVER tell what is going on their minds . Pass good morning and good night - finish o. IF THEY NEED ME, LET THEM APPROACK ME! Shikena. I only do estrogen abeg. With boys YOU HAVE TO GO PHYSICAL! Naaaah. I can’t. ✅

Retire as a nurse ke? Never. I just work from home. Over 20 years as a bedside nurse? I can NEVER go back to working in ANY HOSPITAL. Too much time away from home o. With these “fast tails” under my roof?
Before we comeback from work, dem go do reach down town, shoplift with their useless gang-touts and be back home like nothing happened.


They are FILTHY!
They are MOUTHY!
They are EXTREMELY HORMONAL!
They are MANIPULATIVE!
Extremely PSYCHO-SOCIOPATHIC!

When boyfriends enter nko? Na competition to belong with street urchins!
God! I don DIE!!!! Dem go make mouth like:
“I garra boyfren. . . I garra boyfen. . . . yen yen yen yen yen. . . . *

MADNESS !

descarado:
Oh my God

Never know it's this serious.

This abroad eeh. Its well.

It is SERIOUS!
We as a Nigerian community compare, share experiences and educate ourselves on how to avoid these kinds of unfortunate experiences. IT IS NO JOKE!

Unfortunately, children do not know better. The school’s social workers will tell them “CALL THE POLICE” if your parents beat you at home.

The children do not understand the dire consequences. We must educate them.

Green card holder or US passport holder watch out. You might just find yourself back in Nigeria.

You are NOT entitled to a lawyer until the US immigration is DONE WITH YOU IN CUSTODY. They will CEASE YOUR PHONE AND YOU CANT CALL NO BODY FROM YOUR HOLING CELL.

****you will have.a phone in your cell, but if you do not know any numbers off your head to call, YOU ARE SCREWED!*****

If you know you are going to be arrested, WRITE DOWN 3-5 emergency #s ANYWHERE ON YOUR SKIN- LIKE YOUR STOMACH WITH A PERMANENT MARKER- you will need them because in your first day of arrest, be prepared to spend 12 HOURS going through processing. You will NOT HAVE YOUR PHONE!✅

You will be in an ORANGE JUMPSUIT, no food, no water, only some deplorable snacks you can’t feed any stray dog! You will have NO BLANKET, only a hard, cold plastic mattress.

When you call the gaurds. . . . THEY WILL NOT ANSWER, but will be watching you suffer from the security cameras.✅

This “ovbiakpo” has come again? 9

kingreign:
Hahahahah this one na diaspora agbero style of parenting o. Using the flaws within the system to your advantage

Oh yes!
The yeye fowls that can’t distinguish between abuse and discipline.
Jobless police force. As they wasted my time. I wasted theirs wella wella!
I gave them real work!
They will never forget me Lai lai.

This Will is really on some drugs I swear!

hammer567:
THE APOLOGY WAS EVEN MORE SHAMEFUL.



HE REALISE WHAT HE DID AND STRUGGLED TO FIND AN EXCUSE.

Unfortunate.
Very sad.
Black people and temper sha!
Animal in suit according to Fela.

Very awkward moment!
Ouch!

Thanks Chris for handling it well.
Don’t blame Will sha.
Just an “ouch” moment for both.
Moving on please.

GooooooooD
Now, it is your turn Wike!
Go and try ya luck.
Atiku please leave them and retire to your farm jeje!

Negative!
The North will take Tinubu over Wike!
PDP loses again.
WhoooooHooooo!

1Sharon:
Mogbeee. I thought you were going to say he started having sex.

Selling drugs, much worse

Child criminal.


As for me personally no 11 year old will have a phone.

The drug lords pay for the children’s phones ke! Not only was he selling, he was abusing too AND HAVING SEXXX with OLDER MEN for drugs! His anus was already SCATTERED! The poor single mother was FED UP! Her husband abandoned them a few years back. She just dashed him to the police and welfare system jeje.✅

I do random drug screens in this house o. Then the court will do theirs!✅

If I EVER find ANY kind of drugs in this house, GAME SO OVA!

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILDREN CALL THE POLICE ON JHOOOOO!

8. Moving on will be extremely DIFFICULT!
You can’t go back to your former job.
A part of you will always resent your children for putting you through HELL!

You must love and forgive them because they have the brains of FOWLS!

If your marriage survives the financial strangulation, you can thank your lucky stars. Recovering from the emotional and financial depression is gonna take a gooooood while.

Just keep hoping and believing

Are all these worth the stress?
No way!

Do not fall into that trap. EVER!❤️

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILDREN CALL THE POLICE ON JHOOOOO!

7. The Trial and beyond.
Most of these cases NEVER make it to trial.
They are designed to mess up your record and your life. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO FACE TRIAL.

Your lawyer will give you SOUND counsel and tell you how to clean your record and it will be SEALED.

Conditions:
1. You must be free from ANY PRIOR CRIMINAL RECORD.
2. No drug or alcoholism
3. No Psychiatric problems- you must pay for a psychiatric evaluation from a Licenced counselor from the court’s list. The report will be forwarded to your attorney. Your attorney will tender that to the court and sweeten the judge’s ears.

Within a week, your record is SEALED and you can continue with your life.

Devil don shame your children!

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILDREN CALL THE POLICE ON JHOOOOO!

6. Ok! You have posted bail and you are back with the kids who sent you to JAIL!
You still have to take care of them-hahahahaha

You have no job, you can’t pay your bills AND YOU NEED A GOOOOOOD DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ATTORNEY!

What do you do? Your court date is 6 months away. The bills are piling up, no help from ANYONE- your savings fastly drying up.
You consult several attorneys and they are charging $1500 - $3500 to represent you.
CHECK THE REVIEWS OF ALL THE ATTORNEYS BEFORE YOU HIRE ONE. CHEAPEST IS NEVER THE BEST!✅

Depression sets in!

Chi-Ching!
Kasala Don Busssssss!✅

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILDREN CALL THE POLICE ON JHOOOOO!

5. Who will take care of your children if the parents are arrested?

If one parent or any other relative is available ok. If not your children will be placed in foster care IMMEDIATELY!

If you are a single parent you will be released ON BAIL, ONLY IF YOU ARE A US CITIZEN that passed the immigration GESTAPO while in custody.✅

You will also be made to sign several disclosures not to hit the children, do drugs or commit any crime before your court date, or you will be re-arrested before your trial date.

You will be fingerprinted and mug-shot!
IF YOU WORK WITH CHILDREN, YOU WILL BE FIRED UNTIL YOU CLEAR YOUR RECORD!
This can take 2-5 years!

Your records will be sent to the public registry and your job will be notified of your arrest!

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILDREN CALL THE POLICE ON JHOOOOO!

4. You have been arrested! You life is over?
It depends.

Are you a US CITIZEN or A GREEN CARD HOLDER?

When you enter police wahala in the US, you will know that the laws are different for US citizens and Immigrants.✅
Thanks to Trump- as an immigrant YOU CANNOT POST BAIL, till your case is brought to trial. While you are in there, the IMMIGRATION SERVICE WILL PAY YOU A VISIT.

As a naturalized citizen, they will question you about YOUR MOTHER’S and FATHER’S names you used to apply for your first visas, your green card and your citizenship while you are IN CUSTODY.
If ANY discrepancies are found in your responses, YOU WILL BE DEPORTED! Keep your answers straight.✅

You are not entitled to a lawyer then. If you have any medical conditions, YOU WILL NOT GET ANY MEDICAL ATTENTION.✅

That is how people DIE in POLICE CUSTODY!

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILDREN CALL THE POLICE ON JHOOOOO!

3. You kids will call the police on you when you are at work. If you are home, you will be arrested. If you are at work, a warrant has been placed for your arrest.

DO NOT GO TO WORK THE NEXT DAY- They are waiting for you at work to humiliate you.

Go straight to the police station and speak to the arresting officer.

You will be interrogated, DO NOT SPEAK TO THE POLICE OFFICER- TELL THEM YOU NEED A LAWYER.

The police is there to complicate matters for you. If not he or she should have spoken to you FIRST before arresting you. Anything you say WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN THE FUTURE! DO NOT TRUST THEM! Tell them NOTHING!

They will threaten to arrest you. Tell them you are good, let them go ahead! You will be arrested either way. Turn yourself in before they come to get you AT YOUR PLACE OF WORK.✅

POVERTY!
Why dem no try am with BIANCA?

Klass99:
Kanwulia, your craze no get part 2. I am just LOL.

I know a Naija lady (let's call her Dany) in one of the European countries who had a 14 year old daughter called Arya. Arya was in the habit of coming home late from school and having all sorts of excuses why she was late.

Dany warned Arya more than once, but Arya didn't stop. Arya came home from school one day excitedly informing Dany that some social workers were at my school today, they gave us their number and said to call them anytime if we are being abused at home, physically or otherwise.

Dany just said oh.....okay, nice. Hold on to the number well and left it at that. Arya now made the mistake of returning home late again, later than usual sef. The next day Dany asked her, that phone number you were given in school, do you still have it? Arya replied in the affirmative.

Dany was like, you better call the social workers o and started flogging her daughter like mad. She will flog, pause and say, call them o, call them! You will tell me whether it is you who brought me to Europe or if I did.

Hahahahaha!

She took a biiiiiig risk o!

Social worker is nothing compared to dealing with the cops. The social workers are over- worked and underpaid. They will even help you negotiate and close the case without involving the cops.

Once you encounter RACIST AMERICAN COPS, be ready to fight with ALL YOUR ENERGY AND RESOURCES or they will ruin you and have your US citizenship REVOKED.

If you are a green-card holder, you will be HELD IN JAIL WITHOUT BAIL. When your case is over, and you are found GUILTY, you will be DEPORTED and your kids THROWN in FC(foster care)!

This is not a joke!

Don’t mess with AMERICAN RACIST COPS O! They will ruin you! Their only goal is to make sure EVERY IMMIGRANT has a record and BLACK FAMILIES ARE BROKEN UP, like in good ol’ slavery days.

Invest in a gooooood security system with gooooood WiFi.✅

Any movement, I get notified.

ebenezer880:
She will make sure you eat well.... You will have forgotten you did anything wrong.. but at mid night....bthe league Begin

Savage!

Oh yes Mothers can be sooooooo manipulative and ANNOYING sometimes.
I have one line that.
But you MUST always find a way to re-connect because you can only EVER HAVE ONE BIOLOGICAL MOTHER!✅

Stupidd people and ZONING!
Tinubu wins for sure.
You will still LOSE!✅

Meet Holly NkitaChukwu.

This is our CSO!
Chief Security Officer!
Any movement near the house we go know.✅

I have stopped receiving strange packages and unknown delivery drivers at my door.✅

ebenezer880:
Lol this is was my mum say my grandma does to them when they were small... She does not beat during the day... But at night when u are far gone... Then she will wake the person up the show begins....lol

It works like magic!
No resistance. INSTEAD OF 12 STROKES, na 24! 12 on each palm.✅

1Sharon:
Is this what the police do in the US?

In the UK, they'll accuse you of wasting police time

Wasting their time ke?
UK is not US abeg. Na play una dey play for dia. This is MAJOR LEAGUE MADNESS HERE O!
That is what I pay taxes for.
They were the ones that told me to CALL, if I ever felt like HITTING THEM.

When they got tired, they started scolding the kids.

Case scenario. We were upstairs one Saturday and came down to find a note that 2 of them left to go to a party. Huhn? ? ?

They did not say a word to me or my husband. Left just a stupid note. No invitation, no address.

My husband just called the cops jeje!

The found them and ARRESTED THEM RIGHT THERE IN THE PARTY! Embarrassed the shegey out of them!


Another one disappeared for 4 hours after school, we could not find her. We called the cops jeje!

Any minor that disobeys curfew HERE, you have the RIGHT TO CALL THE COPS IMMEDIATELY.

This is the world capital of sexx-trafficking ring for BOYS AND GIRLS.

Do not hesitate to call THE COPS or your children will be drugged and transported in the back of a banana truck across state lines en route to the land of sexx-trafficking.

Are you kidding?
These children don’t know any better o. The peer pressure is REAL.

My tax-payer $$$ at work!✅

Kobojunkie:
Highlight of her parenting ke? I beg to differ.

Kids who dress provocatively aren't necessarily kids who are not properly trained. They are just kids who want to dress that way.

The reason we have effective law enforcement and criminal laws in place is so as to protect even the kids when they go astray or dress provocatively.

Gbam!✅

The rubbish they copy from Tik-Tok and Snapchat.

truthsayer009:
She was not properly guided, people don't just wake up and leave their homes out of nothing. A family showing love and paying attention to a child will not have type of issues. I retain my opinion on this based on the evidences of number of people It has worked for. Percentage of occurrence and success is what I base my decision on.

During the ages of 10 to 18 when I have kids who got attained their passports, I will make sure they get the Nigerian training bi-yearly.

I know this because it works & this is exactly what I would do.

Very important!
If done properly, the children will be very appreciative.✅

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILDREN CALL THE POLICE ON JHOOOOO!

2. You will be arrested and charged with domestic violence if you spank your child and leave bruises and whelps ANYWHERE on their body.✅

This is how the police operates WITH BLACK FAMILIES ONLY! They will NEVER humiliate white families like this o!
They will wait till you go to work and ARRIVE AT YOUR JOB TO HANDCUFF YOU AND TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO JAIL!✅

That is what happened to a lady working for Delta airlines. She had just got to work and was boarding passengers for the scheduled flight. They arrived and hand-cuffed her in front of passengers and co-workers. She ended up on social media.✅

Ishilove:
LMAO!! You really have your hands full.

One day, when they're older, they will look back and y'all will have a good laugh over all the drama. But that road still faaaaaar

You can say that again!
Faaaaar. Can’t wait to kick them all OUT!
Filthy things. See nasty used feminine craaaap all over their rooms.
They find it sooooo funny.
My husband does not say ONE WORD ANY MORE because he has the most foul temper with them.

I told him I will handle them.

Ishilove:
May God continue to give you wisdom. Parenting in this internet/social media/woke age is lot more difficult than our parent's time.

You can say that again.
To make matters worse, the system will tell you the children are well-behaved in school, so it must be YOUR APPROACH!

Then I say to them, then let them go and live with YOUR SYSTEM OR THE SCHOOL.

I dropped one at the police station one day after I was tempted to go physical and left. The mofos called me and told me if I don’t come and get my daughter, I will be charged with CHILD ABANDONMENT AND NEGLIGENCE!

Shuuuoooo ? ? ?

LWKMD!!!

Ishilove:
You are a marlian

You damn right! I don’t play with these little fools here o.

If you try to call the police, they will just fall on their knees and be begging. Dem don taya to see police ke!

You have to use the system to your advantage ke!

Every police complaint is RECORDED IN THEIR FILES.

When it gets to a stage, they police sends them in front is a judge for being public nuisances. That na another wahala entirely.

Na dem go get record, nor be me?✅