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Synzu:
Kanwulia oooo.... Oya carry that ya big nyash come hia now!

This wan?

where is the other second-hand baby momma?
Hope both have gone back to school o?
Because, Flavor will NEVER smell the 4 walls of a UNI. Lai lai!

Real MONEY MIZZZZZ ROAD!!!!

Ewo!

Tomato Jos don turn 2nd HAND poohsie!
My "JOLLOF RICE" don turn EWA AND GARRI!!!!

Hiaaaaaahn!!!
For a verrrrry SHORT time, flavor shiver on top of am!!!!

Chai!!!!! Akpata OYI na tum oooooooo!!!!!

Beremx:
Thanks!

Waiting anxiously for Valentine's day.

So, what is gonna be ya move. . . Since oga has "competition" in the "pinching bobby" department?

Does JR plan to share the MILIK?

armyofone:
Pinching can be painful especially during period.

Thank you!

freshvine:
One moral question!

As a mother if your son in law report to you that your daughter(his wife) is 2 timing, what will be your response?

I am extremely AMORAL.
My son would know better.
Life is a choice!
Either you STAY or you LEAVE!
Anyone has the absolute RIGHT to 2-time or 10-time as desired.

Free world!
You tink say MARRIAGE na GITMO?
One blokos or one poohsie for LIFE?
Say who DIE?

*the problem with dez over-sabi Christians sef*!

dukeolumde:
Try him out. Maybe he likes u...lucky him!!!

Tufiakwa!!!!!
Not my MO!
I prefer loaded SUGAR DADDIES.
If I quench, not for broke-ass blokos.
Tanks!

freshvine:
Stop abusing the word "husband"

You've a Bleep mate!

For 17 years kwa nu?
Dazzzz gud!

O kwa "injury time ka anyi nor wor"?

Ndo o!

Whiarrrris ya archaic "phock doll"?

Na who change the title of the thread na?

I dey work on VAL day.
Don't have time to listen to any LAI LAI MOHAMMED!


I don pass that stage abegggggi!
I love myself too much. I nor need any validation from any barry!

*one Yoruba boy half my age has been calling me nonstop. i pity im life to ri olurun*

Mtcheeeeeew!!!!!

cococandy:
Lol@Free Valentine pucci
After dem go do like say bad things no dey sweet dem.

Ha!
We all know bera!

Beremx:
happy new year nne. amugo m nwa na 23rd of last month. foto nwa m di na profile m. kee ka imere?

Aunty Kanwulia, i dey feel your thread o! lol

Congratulations darling sis!
Many blessing and joy to come.
O valAntine na fio tu o!

cococandy:
Lol. So they send you PMs after pretending they don't like what they are seeing?

Anyway I jump and pass this thread.
Na this kind things dey put man pikin for trouble.


So make I believe say you're a still a learner?
. Nice try.



Depends on if she's itchy or smelly.
Or the stuff is there without sexual arousal.

If not....
Haba you missed.
Daz all.

Anywhere diarrrris freee "Valentine pooosy" PM must follow ke!


Please jump o. Don't wanna get you into trouble o.
Me dey MAKE trouble, not get into trouble o.
Very UNTOUCHABLE! My husband don taya kpa kpa. He knows the rules.

Man and woman dey get secretion na.
Creamy, MILIKI or clear ok.
Curdly or GRAINY is not.
Any SMELL, ITCH or GREEEEN. . . Game ova!
Tell dem to come back in 30 days for re-examination o!!!!

[size=20pt]BABY GIRL H-ENJOY YA SEF O. . . . EVEN YA BOO GET A BOO!!!!BOBO SI BE OOOOOO[/size]

Now!
That is what I call 'WAILING'!!!
AWOLOWO-APC style!

Mu
hehehehehehennnnnnnnnnnnnnn!


I ga si kwa!

Red light district indeed!
Any ashawo for this world wey pass MARY AMAKA THE MOTHER OF JESUS. . . ASHAWO BETHLEHEM ATI NAZARETH. . . .wey nor know who even gif am belle?
Red light district ashawo or ASHAWO 3 WISE MEN OF EASTERN NIGERIA. . . na which wan beta pass na?
At least dem nefa NAIL OUR AZZZES TO CROSS to die like Anuohia QADDAFI at 33 years YOUNG abi?
Holy Spirit pregnancy my CLINTORIS!
Biko! Zu zu pwa eba wan!
Nonsense!


https://www.nairaland.com/2879044/divorce-scare-husband-becoming-archaic

Even some MGBEKE women with 'archaic-OKONGWU' husbands on NL are making noise too?
Orisi-risi!!!

APC will surely out-WAIL PDP this year oooooooo. . . .

More on illiterate 'FIRST LADIES'!
Make she nor DARE open her mouth or nostrils to speak oyibo o!

So, who is keeping BABA'S loins warm oversees?
Abi the 'child-bride' don grow 'old'?

Meanwhile, the one called D'Banj is busy sleeping with DAllison for contract and smoking IJEBU WEED FROM CONTINENT TO CONTINENT!
***+ too!
What a wasted piece of human existence!

And dem go dey shout for "Biafra"?
That area defies all forms of civilization o.
Backward to the CORE!
The FURTHER YOU GO. . . the place begin resemble Edo state and OSHIOLOLE FACE!

The further you go from the RIVER NIGER. . . THE MORE LOCAAAAAAAAAAAAL AND TIMID THE PEOPLE BEHAVE!
NL is proof!

Enugu. . . Anambra. . . tolerable.
The rest. . . . . HA! ORIGINAL MGBEKE FACTORY!!!

Synzu:
Thank you ma'am.

I di kwa welcome oooooo

Synzu:
Kanwulia plzzz take down the pics. Will mention u once I get off work.

Ok.

When I am in the mood, I send NOOOOOOD pics to my paramours!
Or pics with nice LinnGereee!!!
Touching my tins!

taryour:
Odikwa serious oo. This falentine season go hearam...

Howdy sis?

We day o!!!!
Efry day is a valAntine day!
As long as man jam woman for on top washing-machine, mattress or MAT. . . . . Na valAntine go shele ooooooh!!!!

taryour:
Hehehe Kanwuliaextra no go kill person for this forum. You even dey use picture oprove your points. Lol.
You no look uche face at all. Nothing do you madam.

No shaking!!!!!

Na FRIDAY special na!!!!!

Who are all diz pipo sending me PMs?
I don forget the passwords to doz email addies o!
Abeg, make una nor wayyysss una tyme e jor!!!!

Synzu:
Are u sure u not guilty of that whitish cream stuff?

Na the MAN WHITE STUFF be dat o!
Abi na only woman dey spit out "white stuff"?
All females are GUILTY!
It only means you need some WATER to flush out EXCESS SUGAR! Simple!

Yeast dey grow for sugar abi?
Biologist ko! Zoologist ni!

All girls have yeast infections. Simple reason? DEHYDRATION.

Mtcheeeeeeew

Synzu:
Curdly or creamy.. Both are white and thick. Same shiit

Naaaaaaaaah!
You be small pikin den!
The best part. . . after the man 'releases'. . . .I use the 'akamu' to do 'shampoo'!
Nor be white be dis?
Na who get am?


#1 turn on!!!!
Fingerinnnnng my "Clinton" with fresh, HOT akamu!

No azzzzzze-phocking please! Tank you!

Synzu:
Personal hygiene is really important to me also. I'm also very choosy.. I once undressed a chic whom I've already sucked her tits nd caressed her ass.. As I took off her panties to get to work, I noticed she was already creaming some whitish fluid down there and being a biologist, I know what that means - Yeast Infection.


Long story short, my dick went limp immediately I saw that and I told her to "Come and be going" LOL. She felt embarrassed tho.. I apologised later that night. I don't like my women dirty at all!

Creamy white is normal.
Curdly white is not!
Na which can 'biologist' you be sef?

Synzu:
That's true. I've got a quarter-long nails on my left hand n perfectly groomed nails on my right hand. That's the hand I use for all my pusssy explorations and center of gravity stroking

Oh no!


No finger nails o!!! Right or left hand!!!
Dat na 'deadly' weapon!!!

I fingaR myself. . . they do the rest!
Only the blokos enters!!!! NO FINGERS!!!

Synzu:
I'm sure u do that most times hun, don't tell me its new to you?

Not new at all. . . . but one has to be careful with 'dirty hands'.
Some boys DORTY nor be small ooooooooh!
With 'fingernails' like 'shovels'!
I dey very picky o. . . not all the time darling.
The reason my men can only get away with 'bobby-pinching'!
I don't allow 'fingers' in my toto ANYMORE!
I am way too old to be carrying an 'itchy' poohsie around town!

Oh NO!

THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR!

Synzu:
All she needs to do is sit there and watch me UnCloth her...

She could stroke my schlong while I'm at it

Bobo oku ge gbu mmadu eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
1000000 watts!