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funmilade4real:
Ask Jonathan which currency he used in stealing our money

Is the US paid in Naira?
At what rate?

USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KUNTRI!
Tomorrow Nigeria will shout COLONIALISM, IMPERIALISM AND FASCISM!
Nigeria cannot even fight corruption or terror WITHIN ITS OWN BORDERS!!!

Disgraceful GI-[size=20pt]ANT[/size] of Afreeeeka!!!

Hallelujah!
America!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEE!!!!

Jaysuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Change is HIA ooooooo. . . . . !

“You give visas to students and they study in Europe and they stay in Europe. No, please go back and develop your country. I think it is very important. We must avoid what we call brain drain.
“I always take the example of the number of Nigerian nurses in European hospitals. There are more Nigerian nurses in European hospitals than in Nigeria. But of course, if they go back (to Europe), if they send back money, that’s very good.

Indeed!
Na who wan die for "Fashola 'Ospitar" without electricity and pipe-borne water free from leeches?

When 2 ROGUES fight. . . . THE MASSES SUFFER FROM THE STOLEN LOOT!

freecocoa:
I dey tell you.

The good all days. . . 2007-2008!
When ignorance was truly bliss.

freecocoa:
Abeg try dey mention me na, One can use some fun in this desert called NL.

I don grab somethings keep safe from this thread, for future purpose things.

Na real desert!

This EFCC net will always be a PILGRIMAGE for Ribadu-esque, NIGERIAN CRIMINALS!
All it does is parade criminals. . . TAKE BRIBE. . . AND DROP CHARGES.
No one ever goes to COURT OR JAIL.
EFCC! Once a sick phock. . . . .always a sick PHOCK!

CHANGE is HERE!!!!

freecocoa:
Why I dey always miss this kain threads sef?

Kanwuliaextra, you no go kill person o.

You miss nor be small o!

Valentine moves?
Both husband and sugar daddy will be unavailable.
Gooood riddance to both for now, since I will be working!

But still perfecting my 'moves'!
Dancing in my sexxy 'linnngerrrreee'. . . . FOR MYSELF!!!!

As a "happily-married-before-the-certificate-woman", I have earned the right to do as I please in my OWN HOME.

Oga don carry im sef go work jeje. . . but he has cooked his own food o!

I shall be modelling my bikini in my OWN BEDROOM. . .

Na GEJ budget GMB wan use?

The problems with 'NO WAEC' are indeed numerous!

ILLITERATE BABA and his DOPEMU cabinet sha!

jantavanta:
Rules must be obeyed! HA HA!

To avoid suspicion married people restrict chopping to married people.

Another rule is to use[b] a venue that people will not suspect[/b] e.g. an all-night event.

Better still. . . Do like I do. . .
Travel SEPARATELY TO A VACATION DESTINATION. . . .MAINTAIN SEPARATE HOTEL ROOMS PLEASE!
If the man or woman QUENCH, no one will CATCH you on top of him or her o!
NEVER INVITE THEM TO YOUR HOUSE!!!! I nor fit for 'police case' o!

Eddygourdo:
really? Guess you will have to learn to pet a crying man. The white friends I have are really cool guys though. Very mature. Though I heard their kini is on the micro level. Manage despite all na cross

You have to learn to choose. . . a big 'kini' with small brains or BIG BRAINS with small kinis!
I am not a USELESS 'black' kini freak!
Mba o! I kon 'fingerer' myself to satisfaSHUNNN!

Eddygourdo:
ha. Whitey so you are part of the I love white men group abi. Anyway they aren't so bad. I hope they not as emotional as the females

Emotional to the core! They don't know how to TELL LIES!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePwX4pAvZ6Y



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBgVvTzgvXg



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHECqCZqxSU

This is my SOLE INSPIRATION right here!

RichYoungNigger:
You need a good and hot sex.
I know you've been busy with your dil-do

Oh yes o!
See GOOD AND HOT SEX from the stories above ke!
You can imagine degenerating to NL!
O ga o!

Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

On September 12, 2015, a man caught his neighbour making love to wife in his matrimonial bed and in his bedroom, along Ojo Road, Ajegunle, in Lagos State, which people around described as an abomination.
The angry man, identified simply as Udoh arrived his residence only to be informed by a tale-teller that his neighbour, Chukwuka was inside with the wife identified as Gift.
Udoh was said to have peeped in through a hole in the window and saw Chukwuka having carnal knowledge of his (Udoh’s) wife, Gift.

Udoh had attempted breaking the door when Gift opened it and dashed out of the room with only one wrapper round her body.
Their neighbour, Enang disclosed that Udoh entered his two-room apartment and was searching for his cutlass when Chukwuka escaped through the other room.
When Udoh came out with his cutlass, the two lovebirds were nowhere to be found. Udoh warned that if any of them returns to the residence blood would flow.

On September 3, 2015, a jealous lover stabbed his rival in the eye when he saw him and his heartthrob caressing one another in the night, at Ilasan Estate, alongVictoria Island- Lekki- Ibeju expressway.
The angry lover, identified simply as Mudashiru was said to have seen the two heartthrobs in a manner he believed was provocative and decided to take action.

Mudashiru slapped his estranged lover, Ifeoma without question. Ibrahim never had the premonition that confronting Mudashiru would become a calamity on him. But when he did, Mudashiru burst a beer bottle and stabbed him in the eye.
Ifeoma was said to have explained to the people around that Mudashiru had been dating her for about six years but did not show any interest in marrying her. But since Ibrahim came into her life, he rekindled her hope in marriage as he had promised to marry her. She said out of jealousy, Mudashiru stabbed him and also injured her too.

On July 9, 2015, a woman threw decorum to the wind as she bit her hubby’s private part and finger for having the effrontery to bring her friend to their bedroom and having carnal knowledge of her when she caught them.
Mama Bose, who sells tomatoes and pepper at Oshodi market, in Lagos State, was with her friend Mama Sunday who sells fish close to her.
Papa Bose, a commercial mini-bus driver stopped over to greet both women before he left.
After some minutes, Mama Sunday’s mobile phone was said to have rung and she begged her friend Mama Bose to look after her fish because she had an urgent call from her residence.

Mama Bose agreed, but unknown to her the woman was going to meet her (Mama Bose’s) husband, Papa Bose at their residence along Agege Motor Road, Mushin.
A woman who bought tomatoes and pepper from Mama Bose three days earlier but forgot the clothes she bought at the market with Mama Bose came to collect the items. She begged Mama Bose to use N500 and pick a motorcycle to her residence where Mama Bose left the clothes so that she could take them.

Mama Bose agreed and moved to her residence, but as she was approaching, a tale-teller beckoned on her not to talk and she revealed to her that her friend, Mama Sunday was inside their apartment with Mama Bose’s husband. She wondered why she should be there instead of the market.
One of their co-tenants, Chidi Ekeh disclosed that Mama Bose used a spare key to open the bedroom door. And behold, Papa Bose and Mama Sunday were both Unclad in bed having carnal knowledge of each other.

Ekeh said, “Papa Bose tried to beg the wife not to raise an alarm but she was too enraged to listen. Instead she was looking for an object to smash on their heads. Papa Bose held his wife’s hands and told her rival to wear her clothes quickly and escape from the scene. Mama Bose bit him in the hand while Mama Sunday managed to escape in one wrapper and blouse.
The angry woman held her husband’s private part and bit it. She said if not for the children she had for Papa Bose, she would have chopped off his joystick and possibly chewed the testicles because he is not responsible.”

On October 13, 2015, an angry woman abandoned her husband and escaped with their three kids because he had not paid her bride price.
The man was said to have wept because he did not know where to find them and could not also confront the wife’s family with the situation.
The man, Friday Onyeka had been living with his heartthrob, Matilda for 10 years, along Igbosere Street, Lagos Island, in Lagos State, before the incident occurred. Onyeka is from Kwale, in Delta State, while his wife hails from Cross River State.

WTF?

SEE BUSH MEATS?

[size=20pt]The General Overseer of Super Miracle Jesus Christ Best Church, in Lagos, Peter Akolonu prays for peaceful marriages and unions as Nigerians celebrate St. Valentine’s Day. He prayed that peace should reign in Nigeria and the whole world.[/size]

Where YOU dey when HOLY SPIRIT GIVE MARY BELLE?

On October 20, 2015 a woman ‘butchered’ her husband’s head for impregnating her friend and neighbour. The woman identified as Mama Ekaite was said to have attacked her hubby, Papa Ekaite for impregnating their next door neighbour, Mama Ngozi, at Ajah area of Lagos State.
Their neighbour, Mama Risikatu was purported to have leaked the secret to Mama Ekaite that Papa Ekaite had impregnated Mama Ngozi, [size=20pt]a widow, [/size]and was warming up to marry her.

With a temper like this, the man should have left this maniac a long time ago.
Messing with a SINGLE woman while married is a NO-NO! Big mistake.
The only problem here is that this USELESS man of a creature does not know his boundaries.
You do not mess with people close to your residence!!!!

Welcome to 'BUSHMEAT ROMANCE'. . . Lagos style!

Only 'novice-choppers' dey land for hospital o!
If you play by the rules. . . you will always prosper in extra-marital chopping!

THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS!

1. Never-EVEEEER mix your marital life with your extra-marital life!
Keep them far apart!!! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER-NEVER discuss one party with the other. NOT THEIR GADDEM BIZZZ!!!

2. Never allow 'FAKE LOVE' to deceive you from your marriage!
If another man or woman is what it takes to realize you have PROBLEMS in your marriage. . . YOU ARE A NOVICE CHOPPER!

3. Always be in control of your HEART AND WALLET!
Never invest time, resources and emotions on anyone but YOURSELF!

4. Never chop in one place for more than 1 WEEK.
Always RECYCLE your loves. . . . . .NEVER SPEND TIME WITH ONE PERSON FOR TOOOOOOO LONG.

5. If you are married. . . .PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE. . . PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE. . . .PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE NEVER MESS WITH SINGLE PEOPLE!!!! That includes WIDOWED OR DIVORCED! These have waaaaaaaaay too many emotional baggage to overcome. They cannot be helped. NEVER SUBSTITUTE ONE RELATIONSHIP FAILURE FOR ANOTHER. PLEASE, KEEP YOUR MARRIAGE! Not all green on the outside is PASTURE. THEY ARE SWAMP-THINGS out to suck you into their own worlds of emotional and financial DEBACLES!!!


Yup! I never befriend or SLEEP WITH SINGLE DUDES. . . a total waste of MY time. They have absolutely nothing to offer!
Not only will you deal with emotional JUVENILES. . . but with BROKE AZZZZES LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO FINANCE THEIR DRUG AND HUNGER HABITS!

About time!

PDP WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN APC!!!

[size=20pt]The Affliction APC has unleashed on Edo state and Edo people will not rise again.[/size]

AFFLICTION PEOPLE'S CONGRESS!!!

Abeg!
Time for NIGERIA TO BURN. . .
Open up SAH!

All these distractions!
Meanwhile. . . . [size=20pt]APC STEALING QUIETLY!!! [/size]

Then you started receiving SLAPS and BEATINGS in your relationship and marriage!
Welcome to YOUR culture. . . ENJOY!
Be careful what you say o. . . .lest you get the 'whooping' of ya life when you get home!

Ike and Tina 'love story' indeed!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqtbLe6Wq7Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1s93fTwtOQ


ABEG GO FIND YA WHITE MAN. . . .shior!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3AoYT-ru8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G_uEAElyEQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHZ37J1z3gQ

She is an adult. . . . GOOD FOR HER!
Express and find yourself!
YOUR MOM DID. . . .SO WILL YOU!

Eddygourdo:
hmmmmm. Madam the madam. You like good things.. Too bad ur married if not we could have showed him this post, it would be love in Tokyo. Anyway don't anioma have any weird uncomfortable customs with respect to extended family. Eg weddings, burial, cheiftancies etc which you could find uncomfortable bring exposed to thanks to ur hubby

I have graduated o. My next husband IF ANY. . . MUST BE A WHITE MAN.
Not interested in any shade of 'THE BLACK RACE'!
I only go FORWARD. . . not backwards!
Aniomas are pretty liberal. . . . no weird customs I KNOW OF.

If at all there are. . . you have the right to BOOOOLSHYTE them! Women are VERRRRRY STRONG in ANIOMA culture. . . . .NEVER 2ND CLASS CITIZENS like in other offensive cultures!

THE BEST INTER TRIBAL MARRIAGE IS WITH THE NORTH!
You will be RESPECTED. . . IF NOT LOVED!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWnaCbf30NQ

Eddygourdo:
getting in return from a man? Hian. Mbanu. Such doesn't know my address. Anyway it's because you likely married an anioma man. If you ended up with those handsome aboki from the north. You could have sung differently. Anyway I am not a fan of inter-tribal though. Too much differences

Aboki different for North o. We are not talking of 'BOKO HARAM' culture from NIGER OR CHAD O!

The ATIKU kind of course! The one that can MARRY FROM ALL CORNERS OF NIGERIA without the most exposed mind!

Na dis kain ABOKI I fit marry o.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOlFFxrCW48

Eddygourdo:
KanwuliaExtra where did you get all those incriminating videos. You have finished us walahi. I refused to quote you lest it appears on my post and they attack me too. Hmmmmm. So anioma men are great I see........ Wonder why my anioma friend is a man LovePeddler simply cos he has a monstrous penis.

Am I not a Nigerian woman?
I know my pipo na.
YOUTUBE is ya friend!

ANIOMA MEN ARE THE BEST!
The best of all other 'EVILS'!
Very civilized!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVxI6ACMQw

Your 'anioma' man is a love-peddler huhn?
Well! What are you getting in return?

Eddygourdo:
You are always a case. Anyway am sure u have ur reasons, run away fast before people read ur post and come guns blazing

Run ke?
I nor be 'coward' o!
Make dem come na. I dey wait dem!
Sheeeesh!

Reasons?

The women are no different from the men!

EDO. . . TOOOOOOO LAZY and FETISH. . . ALWAYS FIGHTING!!!!(Jungle aje-butters)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9IcVaVHXbk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbaPODVZnSs

YORUBA? TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FETISH, TRIBALISTIC AND CHAUVINISTIC! Highly SADISTIC.
EMOTIONAL VAGABONDS! EVERY MARRIAGE IN NIGERIA AND ABROAD IS A 'SHAM MARRIAGE'! Incapable of giving and returning love!

EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! A BIG FAT LIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!They can NEVER be trusted!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSf79yAoOJI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4vOM9YKWw

IGBO? TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VIOLENT AND CRIMINAL!!!! Awon 'HOLY CRIMINALS' with BIBLES in their azzes 24/7!
THE ORIGINAL LOVE 'SCAMMERS'!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4s7LcDUjU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7MqCL5XPdc


URHOBO, IJAW, ITSEKIRI . . . TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN UNCOUTH AND UGLY!!!(jungle aje-kpakos) Nothing civilized about these ones o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ry6FmCl_8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noac_4beRFc


AWON RIVERS. . .CROSSRIVERS? LEWD AND OCCULTIC MENTALITIES. . .PEDOHILIC. . . WITCHCRAFT-MINDED. (Awon 'BETA PIKIN') Ta!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dduasaRm-R8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYaTWldV0uA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BeYr0V__0

Yup!
And looking and living better than all the 'church rats'!
You go gal!
Hell is NIGERIA!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GHQAO9QDg

I can NEVER try it lai-lai!!!

EDO STATE. . . . HELL NO!

Yoruba? NO!
IGBO! NO!
BINI? NO!
URHOBO, IJAW, ITSEKIRI aka AGBERO areas? NO!
All those CALABAR, RIVERS, CROSS RIVERS witches and PERVERT areas? HELL TO THE NO!


In fact only ANIOMA areas of Nigeria, the NORTH or A WHITE MAN!!!

Absolutely!
Only children complete a NIGERIAN woman's life. . . . Not a man.

Glad you know your priorities!

Bravo!!!!!!