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E don happen again o!

Which TRIBE abeg?

O ti o!
Anoda nurse?

Must be IJAW or URHOBO!

"SEKOOORITY" guard at 49?
E tink say na "LONDON" e day?

Exes with A 4-MONTH OLD?
Dem still dey phock and born with all those irreconcilable differences?

Their pickin don turn bastard ni?

What a pity!

EfemenaXY:


Eh, even when the early mo-mo abi night-night tinz happen and una fall asleep - which position do you adopt?

Abeg answer jor.

Anyway, I like position D. It's comfy but not to intrusive. I still get my space if you know what I mean...

VaJin Mary POSITION!!!!

EfemenaXY:
Where is Kanwulijara / KanwuliaExtra?

Lady, your contribution is needed here.

Una still dey do "early MOMO" tinz?
We don retire o!

SEPARATE BEDROOM POSITION PLEAAAAAAAZE!!!!

neoapocalypse:
KANWULIA!!!! you no go kill pesin for Nairaland

Unlike how 'Kanu' was betrayed by Bi-FRANS!

Hmmmmmmm. . . . .

Did not stop OsinBADE from spending Val day with his wife in Dubai o!

Una see 'husbands' for dia?

freshvine:
You got me there. Very funny woman you are.

You're very free with life...

Oh yes o. . . Very free with life o.
Nothing bothers me. . . . Always happy!
Because life is always gooooooooooooooooooooooooood to me!

Was that not the original plan?

And you think NIGERIANS will sit down and watch that happen?
Check out the fates of ALL VPs in Nigerian history.

Go ask ATIKU wetin happen na!

UNLESS BUHARI DIES. . . . .THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!

In 9 'monsss' time, we shall come visiting. . . .with a boy and girl. . . .ha na kpa EJIMA!!!!

freshvine:
Anioma is not Ibo. It's a coincidence they speak igbo dialect, bear igbo names, have igbo traditions and customs and mostly dress like igbos.

Oh! Anioma geographically is not in the North, not in the West amongst yorubas but neighbors to the igbos.

Gbam!!!!!

Let us just say. . . Anioma na 'diluted Igbo'!
Unlike the 'concentrated' ones!

4watever:
Sometimes we don't get to choose

Then I can't multi-task o!
One at a time abeg!

tonychristopher:
Lol


But anioma is igbo or is there any difference

If you can ask this kain kwaystion, it means you do NOT know ANYTHING about NIGERIA OR NIGERIANS!

All to win a KUNTRAT?
Agege bread tinz!!!!

I had sex with my houseboy!
Who givesah PHOCK?

Only with things that INTEREST moi!

IMMACULATION!!!!!
Onoda JESUS will be born.

So, dem don sabi to use fork and spoon?

Congrats dear!
You don Kamot from "harlot-market"!

I knew it!
Charlie wey nor dey take eye SMELL toto?
The VULTURE is a patient BOD indeed!!!!

By the time these PPH, aka "philanthropic POOHSIE-hunters" finish with this ex-puff-puff-seller ehn, she go CUSS her GOD for inventing AGEGE BREAD!

Even FASHOLA go soon "snap" pissssure with am!

Real OVER-EXPOSURE O!
Na she be the f'O'rst to sell OKOKOMAIKO BUNS?

Oh boy!
Go propose to your rank na!
Agege bread-seller for starters!
Habaaaaaa!!!!

The babe is trying to dodge poverty, please stop blocking her.

Abi, you nor hia say "Buhari and CHANGE" don land?

Dollar na N400 to 1 ooooo. . . . Abeg shift go wan corner jor!

Special adviser to "someone"!
Always looking damn goooooooood, with HEAVY purses without acting any more movies since 20 YEARS AGO!

OBJ!!!' How far na?
Transcorp nko?

Not to worry, E F for FAILURE CC will only "sniff" ya BABA-DORTY-OTA azzzz, collect bribe from you and turn ya ape face back H-insai ya OGUN STATE JUNGO!!!

jazzydawg:
The truth is the bini are fed up with oshiomoles cosmetic surgery. Adams is a criminal.

Ehn, ehn, ehn!
Hollit dia!
Igbinedion DY-NASTY of DE-WOR-WOR CRRRRROOOKS na from whia?

jantavanta:
Ha! Ha! This requires Mossad , CIA and MI5 training

Haaaaaaaaa

We don teeeeeeey for this game o!
NEVER TRAVEL TOGETHER O!

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

Fayose!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Because POLITICS and TRUTH can never be used in the same sentence.
Just like RELIGION and TRUTH!

magicminister:
[size=16pt]THE HUSBAND IS A LEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

Na dia 'culture' o!
Husband-leeches!

Who is phocking her now?
The 'husband' is not pleased o!
THIS IS NAIJA!!!
Notin goes for NOTIN!!!!

IN LAGOS OF ALL PLACES THAT THE CHRISTIAN GOD AND THE MUSLIM [size=20pt]ALLA-H[/size] FORSOOK EONS AGO?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. . . . .

Nothing beats DIS!!!Emma Nyra. . . .Please, try 'arrrder!!!!
Nne biko nu?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDGBQ-v5EHg

queenst:
a moderator owns musbizubeat.
f*uck seun and lalasticlala.
I hate partiality.

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I posted this video three times, but see, una don put una own blog.
F*uck you