Angel235: Hahahahah.....ASUU still dy on strike nd u guyz re already talkn abt matric uh or am I missin sumthn??

Some people start planning on marriage. And even the amount of kids they wld have at teenage. It's just called PLANNING THE FUTURE


I've never really chatted with you before. How are u

Doc_Miss: Thanks.

But what if i'm not interested .

I have this phobia for social gatherings

Lol. I used to hv dis feeling like last year. But I just had to because I wld b going into a varsity eventually. And no matter how hard you try,therez no flipping way there wldnt b more than 3 social gatherings in sch. Why am I even going far. Clearance is near.

Not to worry, just come and sit by me. I wl tel u hw to ignore the members of the "assembly" on dat day

Doc_Miss: Hi Metaphycist, is it compulsory for every student to attend the matric ?


Thanks

Nope.

Especially when u have been in the school before. It's not all that compulsory. But it's just something you have to do

Dericinh: *****FOR SALE...MY NEW #IPHONE 4S(40)........IPHONE 3cdm(35k)..........AND A BLACK BERRY STORM2(8k)

Iphone 4S 40k? Hmmmmmmmmm. Deri Deri. Hw bad z d fone? My cousin's iphone 5 is of a very great price gap frm dat one o

Latnok95:

Ahahaahahah.. I knew you were gonna take it south side..
Bt 20-22 = 2yrs? Am older than dt jor!!

Did Becketh still biograph me too? If she did, then I didn't read that o. It's fun sha

If a person is dumb,what language doz he think in?

Nonisco: lolz.who told u i don't actually learn 4rm the novels i read?u jst made a wrong conclusion

And what doez he learn from Horror,crime and of course,romance novels

Dericinh: ******YH ALXO KNEW A LONG...TYM BUH MY BBM SUBSCRIPTN EXPIRED....A DAY B4 YESTERDAE...JUST DID A NEW ONE 2DAE....

Hmmmm. He wants to show up datz hez using bb. U shld hv said BIS nao.
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Asakel:
Haaaaaaaa...u didn't jez say dat.
*covers face*
.
U know...u nearly got me fired o. I was busy doin sumtin wif ma boss when ur call came. And ze way he was looking at me like Crixus eh.
It was dat kind of "ma fwend will u drop dat phone and finish diz installation look"
Lol!
Ur voice was obonious babe.
Buh u shldnt hv tel em i was tremblin na. And how did u figure dat out...cos i try ma pos'ble best to compose myself.
*smiles*

Lol. I can tel or let me say assume what people are doing on the phone when I hear their voice nao. Dang! I should have gone for psychology. Anyway. Hw r u? Hope yu all good

Dericinh: **********BREAKING NEWS******
A NEW LIST HAS BEEN PASTED ON D jAMB SITE.....FOR ALL THOSE WHO ARE YET 2 BE ADMITTED...N SCORED HIGH MARKS SHOULD GO AND RECHECK....DIX TYM GOD HELP YOU U SHALL BE ADMITTED..........######## GUD A.M.YA'L..........N A SEPARATE N SPECIALL ONE 2...SYLVIA.KAREN.GIFT,FAITH...TINAOYEN N BEAZALLY ****

Only girls? Again? O boy,I'm beginning to suspect u o

jazinogold: Asshole...call off the strike and stop hanging my certificate!
Graduation party....loading 23%....
Its going to be waoh! Waoh!! Waoh!!!

Hmmm. I must attend o

Good morning everyone. I want to say a big thank you to those that congratulated me yesterday. I couldn't singly show my appreciation. So I decided to generalize it. Adex,ken,romanticboy,Asakel. Ha! I cnt remember again. Sorry.
And to those that just got admitted, congratulations. I'm sure gonna see everyone of you during clearance.

Detivo...profemmy...fairfax and the like. Congrats!

T'was Asakel that told me to come back o. Esp wen I called him and he started trembling in fear on the phone. Lol

Riley_Freeman:

xup you...what course?





congrats Devito...finally finally !

Foreign lang. A/H

Ken excel: .
I didnt mean it ooo..pls dnt fink abt it dat much....did nt see any of ur messenges on watsapp....

I will send it now.




I've sent it

tinahrex: D Evenin waz lyk one written to hav a veri hapi endin lyk in fairy tales....Waz alredi in a Joyous mood b4 news broke awt 'bout d recently admitted peepz....Veri fat,gigantic,robust n big congrats to em all..Karen,Fairfax,Jellyd,Detivo,Onyeso-David,Kiluto,all of em....It rili gladdens d heart to hear such news...Congrats once again oo n a veri gud nyt 2 U All....
#God Is Good...

Thanks so much. And big up youself,bruh!

Jellyd:

....ave found a sister i tot i neva had......haaa....i love damon xo much bt we cnt share him.......sory:p

I saw him first

[quote author=Ken excel][/quote]
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ Me too sha

Jellyd:


am watchyn vampire diaries ooo.....it gives me joy to see klaus's face

I looove his sweet accent.

But I still love Damon

And yeah. I'm back

Asakel: Karen has bin transferd 4rm Law to the Faculty ov Arts.
Foreign Language and Mathematics

Mathematics what?

Hmmmm. Adex is already talking about wife material. Hmmmmm



Staying on this thread makes me feeel somehow. I've tried to be lively and act funny like suave said. Maybe I should leave and come back when another list would be out. Hopefully,I"ll be lucky.

Takia y'all. And good night

_anatomy_01:

Sorry. Ddnt want to say her and you turn out to be a guy or his wen ur a girl. Sooo. It wz more appropriate. Doh

Dang boy! Do you have a perv app. Or did you spend the whole hour typing that?

I_am_Lamar:
Your Case is a special one sogbo

Can't deal with a Lil competition huh .

Uuhhmmmm......

I_am_Lamar: Wait o .









Is this anatomy male or female ?

Why? So that if it's a female u will go after her. Hmmmmm

Romanticboy1:



U dun understand!
I used d cookin 2 cover up!
Dun worry, wen we marry eh
you ursef wil truly knw wat u r 'ripe 4'

Ha! This is were I stop talking

Eh? Lamar is here. Oh. How I wish I could delete some posts here

Monsieursuave:

Wish Ï culd say d same abt karenkinky's attempts

Wooosh! Harsh is all I can say

Romanticboy1:












abeg o!
Lemme run nd leave here
b4 dis ppl corrupt mummy'z boy o

Hm. Hope you know girls don't like mummy's boys. In essence, I don't like you either

Romanticboy1:



nah!
U shudn't b bothered abt dah
de wn't try it!
Tnk God u r yung nd ripe 4. .













Good home-made cookin

Kai! Who is your slave. You want to marry me to be cooking for you wives and children. I don't blame you o. I'm suspecting you are the cause of ASUU strike

Sir-Tunechi:

guy u no dy current o na 2moro oct 2nd lecturez dy start

Lol. Are sure this Josef isn't still dreaming?

mickeyIso: she af tear eye

Hian! I didn't say anything o