Sir-Tunechi:

my luf easy on me na i nor get u tym nw. U knw were pluto dy sef

When will you have my time? Hope it's not the part were u go back to sleep and finish the wedding ish by kissing me o. I will just walk up to that dream and feed your head with cake

Romanticboy1:


Lol!
Asakel u make me laff
wid dis 'tin' stuff
whatz it anyway?
Or lemme guess?
Is it Joy. . .

Lol. I almost asked o. You, joy wot? Stick or joyful

mickeyIso: let's face it sir_tunechi.attention is all u want ryt?

Are you minding him

Sir-Tunechi:
OMG Is 2dae october 1st??

You know who you sound like? Someone that survived planet Pluto's explosion instead of sounding sarcastic

Asakel:
Ryt!
When I typed "RUKEVWE" on google
It said "showing result for RUKEWE instead ov RUKEVWE
So tis nat my fault.
.
.
By the way...na Russia colonise una?
Which kain spelling be dat sef.

Lol. Our own is even better than Edo o. At least you can pronounce

Romanticboy1:



Lol!
Do i look like adex in ur eyes?
Or u wana join ma Flock of wives
U r welcum dou

Lol. No! Thank you. I can't be the 6th. I'm 18. You old wives will beat me up till the 8 comes out of my age

Asakel:
Hmmmph!!!
I wish I had friends there.
:-(

And they are all flying Nigerian flags o. Even the ones in Ghana.

Lol. The ones that don't stay here appreciate Nigeria more than us. There was a time there was a carnival in London for Nigerians and they blocked streets. Hmm. Nigerians are powerful. Lool

Asakel: AKPORS DEY FOLLOW INSTRUCTION DIE!!!
.
Akpors' elder brother, Rukewe, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpors, their aged mom & their pet cat, kelly.
Last week Rukewe called from London to know
how they're doing... ..
.
.
RUKEWE: Akpors how una dey now, how kelly?
.
AKPORS: Kelly done die. .
.
RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpors u for use small
small reveal dis kin bad news na. U for jus say d cat
fall inside well but neighbors de try comot am. Den
when I call again, u go say e break neck small but
vet doctor dey try revive am. Den when i call again,
u go say dem try their best but dem no fit save am. Na so dem dey reveal bad news in a mature way.
u hear me?
.
AKPORS: Yes bros. .
.
RUKEWE: Ok. how mama na?
.
AKPORS: Bros. mama sef fall inside well o, but
neighbors dey try comot am....
.
(Phone cuts)
Rukewe has been admitted in a private hospital in London after going into coma.
.
.
.
.
HAPHEEE HINDEPENDENCE

Nice. But it's spelled Rukevwe

Pokemon43: 5th of september

Lol. Congrats sha

_anatomy_01: True to an extent. In America or U.K . .when u work hard,you have something to show for it.

When you go to school, a Job is guaranteed.

Can u prove to me that in Nigeria...it's the same

One of the main reasons why they let Nigerians attend their schools is because their people don't like going to college. After high school,they end up in odd jobs. Imagine.....

And another reason,Nigerians are intelligent. They are one of the best excelling students there. I have friends there. If you get me wrong, u can find out urself.

But the stigma of Nigeria,the terrorist nation is what follows us all.

What am I saying? It all depends on you as a citizen because even the leaders are citizens too.

And sum pple saying it's frustrating living in Nigeria....some countries don't have water o. Some don't have freedom and they aren't few.

But anyhow you are a NIGERIAN and you can't change it. Not even wen u travel out or change your skin colour


P.S What I jst typed is irrelevant

Pokemon43: Av been admitted to study crop science in d faculty of agriculture let me reiterate this cos sm1 mistakely said i was not yet admitted pls i av been admitted nd i give all glory to God for those who av not yet seen their names believe me in jehova's admission list your name is there and @ d appointed time you will see your pls don't loose hope.IT IS WELL

Hmmmm. When did you see your "admitted" status?

ditrix: yes dey started yst bt due to d independence celeb,no clearance today

Is he trying to be funny?

TohBeeQute: I wouldnt na..why would i
am awesome ..slept well like barbie....peeling at a Yamayama Korean muvee my sisters are watching
Happy new month....how family..and Miss_Karen

Family? U mean my husband and kids?

Romanticboy1:



@bolded! U r rite!
Dats y i told ma 1st wife 2 stop after number 6

Lol. Ode.......


Sorry. In a good way..... Romantic Romantic..... My one and only Romanticboy

Romanticboy1:



A sign of polygamy

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! True talk!!!

Miscellaneous: [size=20pt]droga dray. . .are u a guitarist ? Ansa me nau. . . . .are u ? [/size]

Lol. I've been seeing this since yesterday. It continued in my dream. And now again?

TohBeeQute: AUNTY KAREN....GOOD MORNING....*Chewing ''Chewing stick'' ...:---D

Good morning o. How are you

Don't bother asking me o. Upset mood right now.



How was ur night?

ditrix: no b dat wat do u want, ok gv me fried rice,oya tk it........ Dey do me na serious hunga,if u wan help c my acct no. 1661218462, ecobank

Lol. What makes him think I'm some rich girl. You are funny o. Name what you want or kindly forget it.

max_ben: Wow, ur mom...
Please extend our warmest wishes of all the good things life has to offer to ur mom...
From all NL UNIBEN STUDENTS...
HBD our MOMMY.

Wow! And that makes them twins

It's today o. Oya where is Adex? *snooping under the bed and inside the pots*

ditrix: Kinky hw dat onde tk concern my post,ASUU strike n price of garri coupldd to d fact say i neva chop dis morning

Lol. It was the age of America that's y. I ddnt even mean to go that far sef. Don't worry. I'll cook for u. What do u want? And I'm talking 3course meal

Sir-Tunechi:

lol. No cum turn my swit drim 2 nightmare abeg o

Loool. But come to think of it. Your name really sounds like an old soldier's. I can't marry that type o

ditrix: warri prob na bad n greedy leaders dey cos am no b war.

N dis america is over hundred years stuff,i no buy at all,hv u read d history of america,whr dey suffered lk naija,n maltreated deir citizens?

People don't even know how lucky they are to come from Nigeria. Just that everything is not stable and Nigerians lack maintenance and are not economical at all. In 2011,history had it that Nigerians are the happiest people on earth. Nigeria is a free-living country incase no1 knows. And also know that 40% of this situation is also the fault of the masses and not just the government wen it comes to corruption because even the so called 237year old America has the highest rate of crime in the world. People say leaders trample on the rights of citizens,yeah agreed. But classes in session,do Nigerians know their rights? But for all is worth,Nigeria is a really great country and I'm proud to be Nigerian. If you can't be proud of where you come from,then of what use are on this planet?


And please the president should place a law again for people to stop giving birth anyhow and flocking children all around. It's causing this admission problem and lack of employment even more issues. He went to school so he should know a lot about factors of population.



Happy independence day anyway.

Asakel: Eeyhaaaa!
Adex sowi ooo.
Ndo ma bwoda.
.
See how de guy jes dey watch 4rm purgatory.
E jes be like sey make i join u.
:-(

Feel free to join o. There's lot of space

Asakel: Eeyhaaaa!
Adex sowi ooo.
Ndo ma bwoda.
.
See how de guy jes dey watch 4rm purgatory.
E jes be like sey make i join u.
:-(

Feel free to join o. There's lot'a of space

Miscellaneous:

sist it isnt a copy and paste work. . . Its 4rm my head.

But if u say it is, show me a link to it. . . . .maybe its a coincidence. I argue abt this daily so, i shudnt be doing such.

Ha! Sorry. I saw #edited at the end. I thought you copied. Sorry o. Me loff

Good night o. My battery has run low. Let the bedbugs suck ur blood small.
Give and it shall be given unto u

Dericinh: ******** I STAY IN LAG

Hm. Bad biznes. I can't be a PA anymore. Okay o

Asakel: BREAKING!!!!
.
.
.
Shakespeare iz dead.

Wooooow! What killed him? I need to wear black tomorrow

Miscellaneous:

hmmmm. . . . I dont believe war will take us out. War is not a solution and i dont think it creates an everlasting peace on earth. . . Pen & Paper its the way forward. Take a look back at the coup 'etat in nigeria back then, it was bloody and didnt pave way. Take a look at the warri crisis of ijaw and itsekiri, it didnt pave way warri is still trying to get back on its feet while portharcourt is far ahead (both av got similarities in crude oil exploration in naija dats y i compared). . .go to egypt the war still continues, go to iraq, go to afghanistan, libya, somalia and many others the war will still continue. And i bet u, after boko haram is thru' with those states, those state will neva remain same! Pen and paper would av averted that. I support revolution but not the way u painted it. . . . Nigeria is going forward, we're just 53years and america is over 100yrs wen america was 53 they suffered woser problems. I knw nigerians are great and so is our nation.


Corruption is a caterpillar. . . . Corruption is the major thing i'm seeing but our president yesterday said, it isnt corruption! How sad!

#edited

Lol. Copy and paste tiff



Anyway. America is 237yrs old

Asakel:
U for com ma area na.
Lite iz plentiful.
Inshut we're wastin lite.

No thanks. I'm fine. ♥

Droga dray: sir-tunechiiiiiiiiiiii leav karen alone nd com to me cus m always in d mood 4 u.......m a hip hop artiste@miscall?? ur nam too lng sha

Huh? Droga is..... Is a....... Is a girl?