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Health / Re: Leaving The House Without A Handkerchief by Karnice600: 2:34pm On Jan 11
1Sharon:
Handkerchiefs are nasty. Use a tissue.

Tissues leave particles on your beards. That’s nasty too.


Trust my guys dem wey dey use their bare hands blow am fuuuahh!
People’s babies and potential husbands. grin
Dem go just use one finger press one side of the nose, launch the molten magma commot for the other side with lightening speed.

My wife prefers tissue when she has a runny nose. Me prefer hankies, all be it in packs. When I’ve used one on four sides, I’m done.
Then comes pocket sanitizers, for the sake of those who love you. Sanitizing after each blow, gives someone around you trust in your sense of hygiene.
Women prefer tissue. Don’t know whether it’s because they always have it as faithful companions.

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Health / Re: Leaving The House Without A Handkerchief by Karnice600: 2:33pm On Jan 11
jmoore:
I just witnessed this dude blow his nose, use his hands to clean and rub it on his trousers.

Most will rub their hands together as if they are rubbing cream.

Why do most adults hardly go out with a handkerchief?

God bless you for this post.
To dey shake guys sef dey hard me.
You can’t tell where the hand was tucked in, in the last 5 minutes.

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Religion / Re: My Take On The BBC Documentary On TB Joshua by Karnice600: 3:48am On Jan 11
Frigga13:
TB Na senior man in the spiritual world... we’ve been saying this .. his fellow pastors has avoided him and don’t associate with

Is all about Jesus Christ.. in everything .


Not about how you leave and miracles and all those philanthropic actions..

Is about the word of God..

T.B never leave the life of Christ... he did his own mattes ..

He knows all this truth.. but chose his path.. like many are doing ..

Hope he made he’s peace with Jesus Christ.

BBC even came late for the party..

Something we’ve known since 97..



God bless you Sir.
So many people with Bibles in their homes, but ignorant of Scriptural standard.
Religion / Re: My Take On The BBC Documentary On TB Joshua by Karnice600: 3:28am On Jan 11
gidgiddy:
I took my time yesterday to watch all three Episodes of the BBC documentary on late TB Joshua. A number on women of different races and nationalities, British, South African, Zimbabwean, American, Philippines and Nigerian, all came together to talk about TB Joshua

The one thing all these women had in common is that they once all moved from their respective countries to live in TB Joshua's Region's community, Synagogue Of All Nations, SOAN, and became part of his inner circle.

All the women gave horrific and graphic accounts of rape, underage sex, sexual abuse, physical and verbal abuse carried out on them by TB Joshua.

The South African woman claimed she had three abortions due to multiple rape by TB Joshua. The British women told how TB Joshua would send for them only to sexually molest them. The Zimbabwean gavee a story of how TB Joshua raped her as a virgin and underaged.

Even TB Joshua's own daughter came foward to tell how she confronted her father for multiple sexual molestation of women only for him to have her locked up for months and beaten daily.

I was also shocked at the Story of how the SOAN building collapsed, the lie that was told that an aircraft brought it down, and the coverup that followed as well as the 'fake miracles'

Even though TB Joshua is no longer here to defend himself, I believe these women. There is no smoke without fire. A group of women who live in different countries of the world cannot give similar accounts of sexual abuse by one man without it having an element of truth

I believe that TB Joshua was a rapist, sexual predator and a sociopath. I believe TB Joshua used religion to cover up the evil within himself. He operated as a man of God in the light, but was a devil in the dark.
I also believe that there are many well known men of God who are currently doing what TB Joshua did.

..and I also believe we Nigerians either forget too easily, don’t ask questions or just have no zeal in sanitizing our environment, while we sit on heaps of rubbish. Just like we’re seated on a stolen mandate and idiotic expressions of incompetence by the ruling robbers of the day.
I believe we only have the zeal to fill up our stomachs and pockets with the excuse of working hard to beat poverty, not being ashamed of showing intense neglect and disconnection from the idea that we are directly responsible for sustaining an enabling, hygienic environment, for psychological, social and material development.
I believe the rubbish we ignore, accept and live with as part of our realities, is what others, with mindsets of responsibility and accountability, call us out for.
I believe this is not just religious but indigenous. Not much about the deceased’s horrendous acts, but about how we “mind our businesses”, to extents that the stenches of rot and decay begin to choke us.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa And Davido Unfollow Each Other On IG Amid Feud With Tiwa Savage by Karnice600: 10:27pm On Jan 10
sallazlee:
Op, you dey crazy for this kind nonsense headline.

How this one help us.

Werey

Yes o. I concur. OP is a mumu man.
grin
Forum Games / Re: Who Is The Real Mother Of The Child: Can You Guess Under 5 Seconds ? A Thread by Karnice600: 1:00pm On Jan 10
RaymondHarmony:
Who Is The Real Mother Of The Child: Can You Guess Under 5 Seconds ?


Woman in green is real mother.
Back isn’t rested.
Shoe is flat, a sign of ease of movement and flexibility.
Child is positioned to her right, away from the door
Foreign Affairs / Re: SA Challenges Morocco's African Bid To Lead UN Rights Council by Karnice600: 12:46pm On Jan 10
MzansiCoolio:

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/rare-african-split-south-africa-battling-morocco-lead-un-rights-body-2024-01-09/
This SA government is funny o.
You’re accusing someone of rights violations while you support Putin in denying Ukraine her rights to sovereignty and choice.
All they know is apartheid. Very sick administration.

Idiots.
Religion / Re: Meet Prophet TB Joshua’s 3 Daughters (Photos) by Karnice600: 12:19pm On Jan 10
Politicstoday:
God bless you abundantly for this response to him. More power to your elbows in Jesus Name. Truths must be established.

Guy, relax.
The harder you try, the less convincing you get.
It’s either you’re paid or you’re pained.

I wanna believe you’re pained- reason for all these restlessness.

On the other hand, the more you keep throwing in much energy into this, the more reason to believe you’re paid to keep this up.
..or should we say you just landed a promising job in a new year? 🤷🏽

Well, whichever of these is the case, more grease to your elbows.
Religion / Re: Meet Prophet TB Joshua’s 3 Daughters (Photos) by Karnice600: 11:59am On Jan 10
jattopeter:
God Bless You . I will speak from the visible Experience i have seen , not from what somebody is saying or people are saying .
An old woman was terrible sick and down for several years , one of her Daughter went to Synagogue and brought Holy Water . Immediately the water was administered the woman began to vomit , instantly she got whole , all the people that took that water Vomited all manner of things , that was how the whole Family was Liberated, After that Family that were stranded began to see light . Funny , Enough they Were from another religion , thats how those people became Christian. Then , how will i now believe that this same man is Evil?

Another level of demonic possession, walahi.
grin grin
Religion / Re: Meet Prophet TB Joshua’s 3 Daughters (Photos) by Karnice600: 11:08am On Jan 10
Politicstoday:
Na fake daughter be that 😂 . BBC’s lies and propaganda is beyond redemption. Na Nigerians will send them packing

Shut the fck up abeg.
What you don’t know is beyond you.
Learn how to use the word propaganda, or you don’t know it’s true meaning.

The BBC you’re talking about has correspondents who are Nigerians in Nigeria.
I’ve come across different reports from members of that assembly even while TB was alive, on terrible encounters they’ve had. Experiences they’ve had with his portrait as portals for manipulations in their homes, sexscapades…

Founding fathers of PFN and CAN knew what you dunces don’t. That’s why SCOAN was never recognized by these as part of the Body of Christ in Nigeria.
Just because he started the charity outreach thing to buy shallow minds, una fall flat.
That’s how Tinubu is buying you fools..,cos you guys just fall for anything, especially when it benefits your stomachs.

This shit isn’t about BBC. It’s about how we get accustomed to lies that we embrace it as a way of life, so long as few things about it appeal to our sentiments and greed. Tinubu is one example.., emerging by lies and wanting to build the nation on platform of lies.
Stop accusing BBC for saying what CAN and PFN didn’t want to say all these years. Some fools are already seeing this as racism.

Idiots.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Deserves Commendation For Suspension Of Betta Edu – Atiku by Karnice600: 10:35am On Jan 10
Featuredgist:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/tinubu-deserves-commendation-for-suspension-of-betta-edus-atiku/amp/

Commend a thief for fishing out another thief.

Nigerian politics is one of her many diseases.
Sports / Re: Reactions As Beautiful Photos Of Sadio Mane And His Wife Aisha Tamba Emerge by Karnice600: 7:11am On Jan 10
ashawopikin:
She wan resemble davido wife
Taaah!
Shey you wan kill Chioma ni?
Resemble fire.
The girl fine pass Chioma kill am

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Sports / Re: Reactions As Beautiful Photos Of Sadio Mane And His Wife Aisha Tamba Emerge by Karnice600: 7:02am On Jan 10
Caleycash:
Seriously!... she looks like she's not really into him, the body language and smiles all look forced to me!!!


One of the marriages I saw and got very confident with from the onset was The Anazodo’s (Miriam and Charles).
Those people too fit themselves.

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Sports / Re: Reactions As Beautiful Photos Of Sadio Mane And His Wife Aisha Tamba Emerge by Karnice600: 6:45am On Jan 10
God1000:
Abeg make his wife no go misbehave later oo


Sadio Mane deserves the very best and peace of mind from his new wife.


Lol….my guy. You don begin dey feel like something fit no dey right somewhere.
Mane is a simple nice guy wey no deserve drama queen or hypertension giver.
I want to believe she loves him beyond his money and off his looks.

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Politics / Re: General Lagbaja Condemns Verbal Attacks On Governor Sanwo-Olu. by Karnice600: 5:57pm On Jan 09
naptu2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZKLWlo_Nc?si=L_kywbs589sfqv6R

He said that the soldier that was arrested for riding against the flow of traffic does not represent the army, because the army believes in discipline and respect for the law. He said that only one soldier made a video to condemn Governor Sanwo-Olu and he is under investigation. He also said that the people in the other videos were not soldiers (they were wearing fake uniforms, etc) and he described them as comedians.


Previous threads:

Governor Sanwo-Olu Orders The Arrest Of A Soldier For Illegally Riding Okada
https://www.nairaland.com/7955936/governor-sanwo-olu-orders-arrest-soldier

Soldier Reacts To Video Of Governor Sanwo-Olu Arresting His Colleague (Photos)
https://www.nairaland.com/7957774/soldier-reacts-video-governor-sanwo-olu

Sanwo the robot.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Files Petition Against Davido by Karnice600: 5:17pm On Jan 09
officialwdhtv:
Tiwa Savage reportedly files petition against Davido

Information reaching us confirms that Tiwa Savage has petitioned The Commissioner of Police against Davido.

According to report, the petition is dated today, 9th January, 2024.

Read all details stated in the petition and reasons leading to the petition.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C14liuVv0lH/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==



Wait and see how useless kids will come up here to throw jabs at this woman. To them her offence is because;

1. She's a woman
2. She's speaking up against their god.
3. They have her sex tape on their phones for sexual relief.

....these are the leaders of tomorrow's Nigeria whose current President is a mandate robber.

Idiots.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranian Woman Whipped 74 Times For Refusing To Wear Hijab by Karnice600: 12:31am On Jan 09
advanceDNA:


Out of context...

What are u saying??


Looks like you skipped grammar basics with Queen’s Primer or it’s equivalents.
Why you couldn’t understand it is foundational. Someone who’s got the basics will do.

👌🏼

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranian Woman Whipped 74 Times For Refusing To Wear Hijab by Karnice600: 12:04am On Jan 09
advanceDNA:


I just told u Iran is a full Islamic state yet u don't understand that they don't run democracy or free state law, where citizens have a level of freedom to do as they please

..... Do u even know what law means.....

...Even in Nigeria where there is democracy...u can't go to some.parts of the north where shariah is fully constitutional and not wear hijab or u mistakenly wear mini skirt...

See ..I don't dialogue with low IQ people..

It's nauseating....


Whenever you’re giving examples to back up your claims, use healthy ones, not premature instances or anomalies.


...Even in Nigeria where there is democracy...u can't go to some.parts of the north where shariah is fully constitutional and not wear hijab or u mistakenly wear mini skirt...



Having a religious constitution embedded in a secular constitution to run a country with is an exceptional form of illiteracy and uselessness.

Nigeria is an example of such; a dual Constitution country that’s stepping forward to end backwards.
Where the Nigerian law frowns at under aged marriages or sexual indulgences, sharia upholds it, making a mess of civilization in its entirety.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Strike Kills Wissam al-Tawil, Hezbollah Commander In Lebanon by Karnice600: 7:50pm On Jan 08
babajero:
FVCK ISLAM.

Amen.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Shows Off His 3 Pregnant Girlfriends (Video, Photo) by Karnice600: 12:02pm On Jan 08
officialwdhtv:
Nigerian man show off his 3 pregnant girlfriends cool

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKrnE2WxghM

Teach your daughters how to rate virtues over money. Tell them a woman becomes as good as a rag in the home of a rich man without virtues. Teach them to be more sensitive to a man’s belief system and ideologies than his financial colors.
These women in the pictures may all have the latest iPhones and expensive cars, but truth is, dem no get value for that guy face. He’ll dump all of them like empty cans of beer when he’s done feeding his ego with them.
Read this again.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Megachurch Leader Raped And Tortured Worshippers, BBC Finds by Karnice600: 11:44am On Jan 08
osigiepurr:
I hate the way the white people always try to ridicule and stereotype African top performers. Even after death, the white demons are still angry with TB Joshua due to how he seriously dealt with them. Hence they are all out for cheap blackmail and propaganda against a dead man. Foolish HomoSapiens called "British" have been trying hard to cause confusion in West Africa since 1860.

No one is talking about Benny Hinn and other foreign pastors who performed greater miracles across the world. Why are the foolish British demons after TB Joshua even after death?. He should be left for God to judge.

The Europeans should be ashamed of themselves because they manipulated and introduced the foreign religion to the West Africans. Some smart Africans took it up and outshined their pretentious religious craft. So, why are the British now crying over spilt milk?


Looks like your mind is so skewed, wrapped around tribalism, racism and all manners of discriminatory thought patterns that you can’t differentiate factual positions from racial bias.
Even your PFN and CAN never accepted him. What do you call that? Racism I guess.
Maybe you weren’t born when TB Joshua used to preach in red garment and wild grown beards.
Don’t be like some stupid South African dudes who only see every vices or crisis through the lens of apartheid.

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Megachurch Leader Raped And Tortured Worshippers, BBC Finds by Karnice600: 11:31am On Jan 08
NwaNimo1:
Evidence of widespread abuse and torture by the founder of one of the world's biggest Christian evangelical churches has been uncovered by the BBC.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-67749215


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvkUCesRdc?si=JQTiKkfwK5BEZFo3


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvkUCesRdc?si=JQTiKkfwK5BEZFo3

Watch some irredeemable fools come up here to shout religion, religion ,
Instead of being specific on the problem cause and source.
Politics / Re: Nigerians believe in Tinubu, PDP G5 Will Support Him Again In 2027 - Ortom by Karnice600: 3:04am On Jan 08
Politics / Re: Customs Intercepts Combat-ready Drone, Military Hardware At MMIA (pic) by Karnice600: 3:00am On Jan 08
Islie:


https://leadership.ng/customs-intercepts-combat-ready-drone-military-hardware-at-mmia/

Drones for jihad.
Tribalism is about to bow to religion because una no gree get sense.
Crime / Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by Karnice600: 2:37am On Jan 08
Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I hereby declare a total war against name checkers on Nairaland.

Anyone who draws attention to the tribe of a criminal on a thread about a crime will be banned. This applies regardless of whether they do it overtly or covertly. Every offender will collect a ban because this is regarded as a tribal insult.

The minimum ban period is 14 days. If you have offended multiple times, it's 30 days. If you keep offending, you may be permanently banned.

- Seun Osewa.

PS: I've just made a communication breakthrough with the moderators on this issue. I expect results.

We done hear.
How far na, upgrade Nairaland from waptrick level, so that banning go really make sense this year.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Can’t Live Without Bible’ – Davido by Karnice600: 2:26am On Jan 08
Elemosho478:
That's your problem

I sleep peacefully every night as an atheist knowing i'm not brainwashed by any religion.

According to the religion you believe in, you are going to hell fire and will suffer eternal agony for smoking and womanizing even if you sleep everyday with Jesus cross grin you go explain tire



I sleep peacefully every night as an atheist knowing i'm not brainwashed by any religion.



Where is the brain to even wash here?
Instead of you to say skull sanitation or cleansing.., cos here it looks like a matter of saving a decent skull from a toxic brain.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Can’t Live Without Bible’ – Davido by Karnice600: 2:14am On Jan 08
aikyg:
Nice to hear. For him to bounce back after losing a son, he must be getting his strength from a higher power like the word of God as revealed through the Bible.

Taah! Park well, make we hear word abeg.
Na only Davido lose son wey you know?
The wan wey lose wife and daughter at once for your neighborhood you no get him time.
Recover fire.
Awon idol worshippers.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Can’t Live Without Bible’ – Davido by Karnice600: 2:09am On Jan 08
Amotolongbo:
continue judging the guy

Wee you keep kwayet.
Is this judging?
Celebrities / Re: 'I Can’t Live Without Bible’ – Davido by Karnice600: 2:05am On Jan 08
Odewaleadesoye:


DAILY POST

Is disuan playing or what?
I see why the other religion dey cut off people heads and legs. Na because of unseriousness like this.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Attends Christmas Service With Families Of Fallen Soldiers (Photos) by Karnice600: 5:55pm On Jan 07
rentgyd2000s:


If you understand the concept of national interest, you won't call it a stupid war. Deterrent is better than fighting within one's border to survive like when Napoleon invaded, like when Hitler invaded. Russia started from Kiev.

Any serious country would do the same. Though Cuba is a Russian ally, it dared not enter Warsaw pact. The day it contemplates it, America will invade it the next day, and it's neither wrong or right. It's about national interest and security.

Britain entered entered World War II against Hitler/Germany only when Hitler invaded far away Poland: if they don't based on their guarantee, it's just a question of time, it would reach their shore.

Shut up joor!
Concept of national interest oshi.

When I educated pansophhist and other dunces here on the differences between Cuban missile crisis and the foolish war Putin is waging in Ukraine, you were watching porn.

Una go just stand up, open mouth waah, scatter everywhere with mouth odor.
Scallywag.
Politics / Re: Foul Stench Of Buhari: Tinubu Must Fire Betta Edu - Kperogi by Karnice600: 11:45am On Jan 06
TV/Movies / Re: Top Nollywood Movie Directors By Domestic Gross Value - Statisense by Karnice600: 11:42am On Jan 06
haffaze777:
Yoruba to the world.we ain't anybody's mate.

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