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Aight the mysterious one, catch me if u can!

Eh ya! D'angelo is one bad bruva. .  . .

Maybe we can try Yoga Flame or Yoga fire?!

snthesis:
i concur- Dhalsim knows best

You[b] f[/b]cuking rock with that SF [b]s[/b]hit!

@op, I got nothing else but sleep in my mind

^^ Wetin do D'angelo na?
I don't seem to have any idea at the moment cos migraine is killing me here.

Don't u think we can create some nice games outta ya Yoga classes?

Kool! I have stuck to speed limits ever since then but will resume once i get an hearing or pay the fine!

I promise u the smoothest journey, ever! We will be cruising together like D'angelo doing his smooth stuff

What kind of game will u bring to the table?

That one no mean say we no fit jolly travel the universe na!
I was caught on my way back from club doing 96 on a 55 by a trooper, so i never got any court letter to appear at the court cos i moved from my previous block to a new place. So, months had elapsed b4 i called the  and was told i'm on bench warrant. However, i don't give a F about it anymore!

You from bed stuy, bushwick, sea gate?

I do have a license but presently on bench warrant
from MD, or u need more details? How about you?

Good question! I'm here for no reason, but sleep can be a b[i]i[/i]tch at times. Now, I guess u the one keeping me awake! To steer ain't no prob at all; u know how folks live around here, huh!

What's keeping u awake? Will u join and steer with me thru this journey called sleep?

I guess momma needs to sit ya behind down and re-instill those values once again.
Anything you want or need I give in. . . .Bring everything if u choose to

Will ya puppies allow a good night rest?

Momma taught u well to be adventurous but u seem not too keen to heed her teachings
If she's an adult, her right and liberty to roam precedes anything else my mysterious lady!
Yay! Don't mind any poses to be frank.

Will u teach me the best Yoga poses u think will be good enough for moi?

Ooh! Mami rica!

No qualms but, since ya momma didn't tell u to be fearless & to conquer all, I'll mother swap with u so my momma can teach u how to be adventurous rather than mysterious
You do get to get your momma back in due time least expected. . .

Back to New Earth, will u teach me Yoga?

^^^ I go research am well to find what kind of Yoga that best fits me!

Mucho Gracias Senorita!

Definitely u strange mysterious girl!
My Momma never warned me, in fact she said conquer all within your jurisdiction & make no exception!
Chipotle! Now that's worth running off with a lady for.
Burritos and what to tag along with it Mami?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=501477.msg6648023#msg6648023 date=1282891395]It was sort of an accidental thing when I started. When I first started, I didn't know what yoga was, I tagged along to a kiddie yoga class that my mom signed my brother up for. Yes, I no its strange for a Nigerian to do yoga lol. But it really does help. Raj Bhavsar used Bikram yoga to train for the Olympics. It does a lot more than relieve the mind and body. It helps tone you up too. Oh and it makes you feel an inch taller.[/quote]C'est fini! If that's true, I'm already signed up then Wetin I dey wait for except make dawn break make I start to dey research about am.

Lmao. . . You too quick to bring ya Momma told u this blah blah generic thingy!
Ok, New Earth is just plain bliss! No sinful act and thought like the old one. Everything is done Yogi style
Now, I don't run off with the unknown but do you mind running after one?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=501477.msg6647979#msg6647979 date=1282890305]What's wrong, got no time to work out?
Yoga's great. I've gone months without working out while doing nothing but yoga.
Been doing yoga since I was 10 [/quote]***Faints***
How na?! That's strange from a naija standpoint, however, not working out for months and performing Yoga wouldn't be of any help pertaining to overall physical fitness!
If i'm wrong just try and school me, eh! I thought Yoga is primarily use to relieve the mind and body from all kind of acute stresses, right? Then how Yoga tey solve physical fitness remains a mystery to moi

Lost in my delusional self I guess

Oya, will u start the new Earth with moi?!

i'm a tad too lazy nowadays to work on cardio vascular program! I've been trying to regain full fitness but hisssssssss be my case!
Have no clue how Yoga works Still baffles me how such thing could make a difference to someone else.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=162830.msg6647925#msg6647925 date=1282889090]Black Hole?
Make we no get lost. I go pack GPS.
I go pack snacks for us.


Will you get us back to Earth safely?[/quote]Who knows? Only time will tell!
Gps, snacks, & what else No guarantee we coming back into this same shitty world.
Maybe we venturing into the future, abi na new Earth to start afresh from! Adam & Eve style

!!!!I'm clueless when it comes to Naija Track & Field! I ain't sure if they have a volleyball team talk less of cross country predators

But, u try no be small! You must be working out really hard on cardio  to be doing cross country so ashamed of my self

U funny o! u know read the kind specs wey the aircraft be?

It runs on gravity and unexplainable forces, Inked!

If possible pack every damn thing down to pin; we heading for the mysterious Black Hole

^^^^Chei, you iz one bad [b]a[/b]ss naija babe o

Seldom u go see my sisters dem involve with such, however, u got mi full support in your conquest.

Hmmmm. . . . Well, we fit fly in my specially designed Uss-Witch-to-Abyss aircraft!

You welcome on board says captain Kashmo the flight operator. . . .

Now, where else would u like to cruise to? Obscure Pluto, or blazing Mercury?!

^^^^ u are an athlete Track or Field, which one?!

@op, walk the path of legends it seems

New Jersey & MD respectively!

Sorry to get u off track, though. . . . . .Anywhere else u have in mind?

Name it my Lady!

Atlantic City, The Walk or Ocean City?!

101 cute puppies to be precise coming ya way

Go to the outlets

^^^ you must be one crazy, young balling lil kid lost in his shadow of skills
I crown you the new jay jaydinho!

Tell me, how can ya young balling self help moi in getting back to full fitness.
Awareness, reading of the game, & decision making are very much intact except for the legs & heart not keeping up with d pace!

If I may ask, how can u be of any help?!
What qualities do u possess that could be beneficial to me footy wise!

Time to resurrect my ailing footy skills!
Can't do any worse than these professional paid players