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Omolola1:
lol, when that one start naw?

YOU DON FORGET SAY ?

MrsEve:
aha!

MRS EVE .

Omolola1:
Am doing fyn horn

HAVE MY MORNING KISS JARE MWAH, I WILL COME HOME EARLY TODAY

Omolola1:
Sorry, but what did he ask?

MY DARLING OMOLOLA1 HOW YOU DEY NOW, THE POST LACKS SUBJECT MATTER??

deelady:
U guys av it all. . . wen u wait n wait, miss him nd miss him, it will get 2 a point dat u wuld start thinking of an alternative. Happened 2me once though

SEE YOURSELF MADAM BODY NO BE FIRE WOOD I TRUST YOU,

this boy and his useless tread people should monitor this guy tread in real life i know he is not intelligent so foolis h about fomulating treads,

mediatrix8:
Here is a very nice blog,I kept on reading all the time.Guys , prove me If I am wrong, Ladies,Judge of your own


1. Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

5. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

6. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

7. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

8. Guys get jealous easily.

9. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

10. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!, uh…nevermind, ” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

11. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

12. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

13. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

14. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

15. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

16. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

17. No matter how much guys talk about asses and bosoms, personality is key.

18. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

19. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

20. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

21. If the guy does something silly in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

22. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

23. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

24. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

25. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

26. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

27. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don’t say you aren’t. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don’t want you to disagree with them.

28. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

29. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

30. A guy has more problems than you can see with your unclothed eyes.

31. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

32. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

33. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

34. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

35. If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don’t say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren’t interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

36. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

37. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.

38. We don’t like girls who are too skinny.

39. We love it when girls talk about there bosoms.

40. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy …like whether it’s a one time deal or not ….

41. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to, it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours…

42. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually .

43. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it , it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts…

44. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn’t intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that…after you let him know a couple times.

45. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

ALL THESE ARE JUST PHOTOCOPY OR XERISTICS OF MEN ON PAPER IF YOU USE IT TO GUIDE YOURSELF, YOU MIGHT NOT GET THAT DESIRED RESULT YOU LOOKING FOR, BECAUSE ON PAPER OR INSIDE THAT YOUR TEXT BOOK  IT MIGHT LOOK COOL AND GREAT TO YOU BUT MEN ARE MORE THAN THIS YOUR THEORY, OGA/MADAM. PHOTOCOPY KO EASY.

rokiatu:
Absence make the heart grow fonder if there's genuine love between a couple. You missed them, you think of all the times u had with them. You appreciate them more and you wish they were with you.

YOU NO DEY SLEEP, WETIN YOU DEY DO ONLINE BY THIS TIME

Jomo-gbomo:
I must be the only one who feels this junk aint funny!

JOMO-GBOMO, I JUST DEY FEAR TO TALK TO YOU,

Siena:
Ugly through who's eyes, yours?

People get married, because they see beyond the physical exterior of their mate, it doesn't matter what you, or anyone else thinks, as far as the two people are concerned, they are both beautiful.

IF A GIRL IS TOO UGLY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CU M, HONESTLY IF THE PUSS Y IS EVEN SWEETER THAN HONEY,

Omolola1:
I so pity u mr. cork

OMOLOLA1, HOW YOU DEY NAH, YOU DEY SCARCE WETIN HAPPEN NAH,

baby.me:
@kay177 so u hv 2 IDs huh? Oga Seun must hear this

baby.me so you no like to talk to me again on this forum.
i trust you my padi, when i dey recieve my I.V nah 

baby.me:
I love Cork and d rest of the guys, but im allergic to Mobo. His views give me the creeps,no offense.

BABY.ME, HOW ARE YOU, ARE YOU STILL SENDING ME YOUR WEDDING I.V THIS IS MR MONEY,

i think is not all of the ladies that do that just a fraction of them,

safarigirl:
wateva attracted him 2 u in d first placd wik keep him with u, just kip doing your thing, don't stress

SAFARIGIRL AS THE NAME GOES

SO ALL THE ARTICLE YOU WROTE HERE GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD, YOU TRY OOO, WEY YOU NEVER DIE SELF