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Man said 2 his wife: "Business is dull, if U learn 2 cook, we can sack the Cook."

Wife replies: " Asshole, if U learn 2 Bleep, we can sack the Driver, gardner and Watchman."

Eve: Adam do u Luv me?

Adam: No, i dont

Eve: Crying, then why did u make luv 2 me?

Adam: Cos u are d the only one around

Eve: Adam do u Luv me?

Adam: No, i dont

Eve: Crying, then why did u make luv 2 me?

Adam: Cos u are d the only one around

Eve: Adam do u Luv me?

Adam: No, i dont

Eve: Crying, then why did u make luv 2 me?

Adam: Cos u are d the only one around

Obasanjo went 2 visit d devil, getting dere he met him sleeping he tapped him to get up & the devil turned, seeing his face he shouted BLOOD OF JESUS

A calabar man was asked to define is wife, he said wonderful instrument for entertainment.

a girl wrote a letter 2 her boyfrend telling him she wants 2 break up with him, the boyfrend replied by sending 32 pictures for her 2 select which of dem she was,

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before. When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on, when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door.

He said, "That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife said, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."

A married man visited his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh dear, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." He replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn''t possibly do it, she would kill me!"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice."I cant!" he replies."My wife loves this beard!"The girlfriend asked once more,and he finally gives in,goes into the washroom and shaves.

That night he crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.The wife awakened, feels his face and replies. "Oh Michael, you shouldn''t be here, my husband will be home soon!" hurry! hurry! hurry!`

A married man visited his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh dear, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." He replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn''t possibly do it, she would kill me!"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice."I cant!" he replies."My wife loves this beard!"The girlfriend asked once more,and he finally gives in,goes into the washroom and shaves.

That night he crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.The wife awakened, feels his face and replies. "Oh Michael, you shouldn''t be here, my husband will be home soon!" hurry! hurry! hurry!`

guysssssssss please help me beg kennis music its high time dey open their own website and stop comouflaging under I.D's web? its a pity dat d number one music industry in Nigeria does not ve a website address if a common dare art-alade or O.D has their own web addy and kennis dont ve den dey dont deserve 2 b number one, plssssssssssssssssssssss help me beg their sponsors 2 pls open one for them.

i wait for ur says and opinion guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!