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CrimeRe: Man Shares Video Of Kidnapped Brother Held Hostage With Human Skull In Edo by Kayberg: 6:01am On Aug 01, 2025
How did this country get to this point? 🥺
Like, what is going on exactly?
These never happened all these years…
I think the last government we had in Nigeria was during the tenure of OBJ.
SportsRe: Tobi Amusan, Others Face Mandatory Gender Test Ahead Of 2025 World Championships by Kayberg: 5:52am On Aug 01, 2025
So, anyone thinks Tobi Amusan is an X-man?😂😂😂
See wetin transgender people cause for this world?
TravelRe: Inside North Korea's Multi billion Dollar Resort Cluster by Kayberg: 7:53pm On Jul 29, 2025
adamkkk:
even North Korea, an isolated non oil country is still better than Nigeria
You don't value what you have until you lose it.

In North Korea, you can't criticize the government and go scot free.
You have no access to internet.
Anybody will report you instantly.

If Nigeria becomes like North Korea, you won't even have access to many things.

So, I'll advise you edit your comment.
HealthRe: Nigerian Police and Hospitals: The Last People to Trust in an Emergency (Pics) by Kayberg: 11:01pm On Jul 25, 2025
grin grin grin
Comparing Nigeria with the UK is laughable.
PoliticsRe: Runaway Python From Ex-agf’s Kano Residence Raises Panic, Alarm by Kayberg: 11:52am On Jul 25, 2025
Who keeps a python as a pet here in Nigeria? undecided
Or am I not reading this well?
Christianity EtcRe: It's Been Discovered That Jesus Christ Was A Billionaire Married To Mary Magdale by Kayberg: 11:51am On Jul 25, 2025
HEAVEN4444:
Hidden apocryphal texts have emerged proving Jesus Christ was a billionaire who was married to mAry magdalene. His empire of wealth was vast but centered around philanthropy and helping the needy and strengthening weak institutions. They say he used to peck her on the lips, his wife Mary magdalene, that is.
"They say…"

Can you bring the proofs and evidences here?
I'll personally want to dig deep into it.
FashionRe: How Much Do You Barb Your Hair. by Kayberg: 5:43pm On Jul 24, 2025
😂😂😂
What did I just read?
You cut your hair for ₦300? In this country? 🤣🤣🤣
Na wa ooo!
₦1,500.00k here.
Foreign AffairsRe: Angry Ukranians Protest In Front Of Zelensky's Presidential Palace (Pix) by Kayberg: 12:33pm On Jul 24, 2025
I saw this coming months ago.
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Tinubu's Plan To Borrow $21.8 Billion by Kayberg: 9:55am On Jul 23, 2025
OK oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
CrimeRe: What Is The Name Of This Rifle? by Kayberg: 12:39am On Jul 23, 2025
That's FN SCAR L.
HealthRe: Man Dies After Being Pulled Into MRI Machine By Metal Necklace He Was Wearing by Kayberg: 2:36pm On Jul 21, 2025
AngelahFlo:
Only watched part of 3 and all of 4 before I turned my back on such a movie.
😁😁😁
HealthRe: Man Dies After Being Pulled Into MRI Machine By Metal Necklace He Was Wearing by Kayberg: 2:35pm On Jul 21, 2025
CaptainJune:
Yea, I did. Nasty business that scene. Spoiler alert ☺
You can say that again.
HealthRe: Man Dies After Being Pulled Into MRI Machine By Metal Necklace He Was Wearing by Kayberg: 9:40am On Jul 21, 2025
CaptainJune:
Final Destination 6: Bloodlines in real life. May he rest in peace.
You saw the movie too…
Both the one trying to save one and the one he's trying to save did not survive it at the end.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Scarier Than Death? by Kayberg: 1:28pm On Jul 20, 2025
The eternal separation from GOD.
PoliticsRe: See As Our Next President Fresh by Kayberg: 6:07am On Jul 20, 2025
He's no different…
Osinbajo or Pat Utomi.
Foreign AffairsRe: Cuba Stops Age Limit Of 60 For Presidential Candidates by Kayberg: 5:43am On Jul 20, 2025
Factcheck0001:
I wish Nigeria can do this

But we all know those people who are hell bent on calling a 65 year old man a youth
You didn't read the post.
Foreign AffairsRe: Outrage As Africa Becomes Destination For Us-deported Criminals by Kayberg: 4:29pm On Jul 19, 2025
Africa… the next dump for convicted felons rejected by their home country.

Accidental Cars dump? - Africa

Used Clothes dump? - Africa

Used Phones dump? - Africa

Used Gadgets dump? - Africa

Now, used deadly humans dump? -Africa.
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Rejects Registration Of 'islamic State' Party Calling For Sharia Law - PHOTOS by Kayberg: 11:39am On Jul 18, 2025
Expect terrorism in South Africa soon… it's their way...it's in their blood.
Foreign AffairsRe: 1000-19: Russia & Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Soldiers Killed (Photos) by Kayberg: 10:35pm On Jul 17, 2025
This war just have to stop.
FamilyRe: Man Shares How He Treated A Gen Z For Seemingly Disrespecting Her Mum At A Mall by Kayberg: 11:12pm On Jul 14, 2025
Bad parenting is the new norm in the society today.
SportsRe: Ibrahim Traoré Unveils $300M Stadium In Burkina Faso by Kayberg: 5:23pm On Jul 13, 2025
Ikaeniyan0:
There's no way Burkina Faso will spend $300m on a single project
When they make $18Bn annually from gold only?
This is very much achievable.
AutosRe: Dealers' Deal. Unregistered 2013 Lexus ES 350 - Excellent Condition - 13.5m Last by Kayberg: 3:21pm On Jul 13, 2025
Adedaniel123:
It's 2013 model with the facelift of a 2016 Lexus ES 350 but it's direct 2013
OK…
Noted.
Christianity EtcRe: God Said "If He Marries another Woman..." Polygamy 101 by Kayberg: 10:16pm On Jul 12, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
Please stop acting the ef."If" is used to indicate abnormalty eg "if your wife cheats" or "if your phone falls". All these show us that the normal is that the phone does fall everyday and should not fall everyday/that the wife does not cheat everyday. Which means that the normal is that your wife does not cheat which is why people are married and together for years before cheating (the abnormal if) comes to spoil it.
You ascertain "if" as abnormalty.
This is "if" from the Dictionary:

if
uk/ɪf/ us/ɪf/
Etymology
From Middle Englishif, yif, yef, from Old Englishġif(“if”), from Proto-West Germanic*jabu, *jabē, from Proto-Germanic*jabai(“when, if”). Cognate with Scotsgif(“if, whether”), Saterland Frisianaf, of(“if, whether”), West Frisianoft(“whether”), Dutchof(“or, whether, but”), Middle Low Germanef, if, af, of ("if; whether"; > German Low German of), Germanob(“if, whether”), Icelandicef(“if”).

Conjunction
if

Supposing that, assuming that, in the circumstances that; used to introduce a condition that may be (or prove to be) either true or false.
If it rains, I'll get wet.
I'll do it next week, if I have time.
Fetch me a cold beer if there's one in the fridge.
(computing) A keyword that invokes conditional processing: in the event that a given condition is true, execute the given statement(s) (otherwise execute other statements).
if A then B else C
Supposing that; used with past or past perfect subjunctive to indicate a counterfactual or hypothetical condition.
If she hadn't told me, I wouldn't know.
If I were you, I wouldn't go there alone.
If the Moon were made of cheese, astronauts would never need to go hungry.
(usuallyhyperbolic) Even if; even in the circumstances that.
I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.
Considering the fact that; given that; introducing a condition that is known to be true.
The drain's blocked — and if the drain's blocked, the water won't flow.
When; whenever; every time that.
If you heat water to 100° C, it boils.
If it rains, it pours.
Although; used to introduce a concession.
He was a great friend, if a little stingy at the bar.
She won her team's admiration, if not the award, for her performance.
(sometimesproscribed) Whether; used to introduce a noun clause, an indirect question, that functions as the direct object of certain verbs.
I don't know if I want to go or not.
Introducing a relevance conditional.
I have leftover cake if you want some.
Usage notes
Specifically a subordinating conjunction.
Some usage critics recommend that if not be used to mean whether, since the distinction can remove ambiguity, as in the following example:
Tell me if you can see her. (If the addressee can see her, then he or she must let the speaker know)
Tell me whether you can see her. (The speaker wants to know which instance is true: either the addressee's ability or inability to see her)
This distinction is further encouraged because, traditionally, if cannot always be used in place of whether. For instance, if the noun clause acts as the subject of the sentence or an object of a preposition, the word is usually whether. Examples:
We like to talk about whether classical music is better than jazz.
Whether you like today’s weather does not matter.
Another difference between if and whether is with the use of or not.
The sentences I don't know whether or not I passed or I don't know whether I passed or not are both correct
The sentence I don't know if I passed or not is correct, but I don't know if or not I passed is incorrect
Alternative forms
eef (representing various accents)
ifen, iffen, if'n (dialectal)
Noun
if (plural ifs)

(informal) An uncertainty, possibility, condition, doubt etc.
The board can't approve this project; there are too many ifs.

Where is the "abnormality" here?
"If" speaks of certainty, not abnormalty.
You should know I'm not in the category of people you brainwash. angry
Christianity EtcRe: God Said "If He Marries another Woman..." Polygamy 101 by Kayberg: 9:58am On Jul 12, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ i'm much more knowledgeable than Abraham and the rest who lived until the time of John the baptist it's the first century disciples of Christ that knows more than i do because they saw Christ the one through whom we can all know the likes, dislikes and qualities of God! John 1:18

So don't be surprised that i know better than all those who lived before the time Jesus walked this planet! Matthew 11:11-12 smiley
You ain't making sense abeg. Go and rest.
You should claim to know GOD more than Ezekiel, Elijah, Elisha, and others.
You that is very far from GOD claiming to know GOD. 🤣🤣🤣
If you know GOD you won't contradict GOD.
Christianity EtcRe: God Said "If He Marries another Woman..." Polygamy 101 by Kayberg: 9:30am On Jul 12, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
YES!

God never told anyone to marry another wife while his wife is still alive all these people did what pleases them but God allowed them to learn from experience so if you can't find anywhere God said a woman can't marry more men there is nothing to argue! smiley
You know more than Abraham, Moses, David, yet you wwllow in ignorance!

Oga shattap. If GOD had been against it, would GOD not had warned them? Would GOD had told David He would have given him more and more?

To even claim to know more than Moses, a man who talked mouth to mouth, face to face with GOD shows you're just another deceiver out here.
CrimeRe: 22-year-old Man Sentenced To Three Months For Stealing Chickens In Ado-Ekiti by Kayberg: 9:24am On Jul 12, 2025
Tijani009:
In today's world he go go look for where to thief 49
And still get to restore 343.

Na to open poultry for him head next.
CrimeRe: Police Rescue Woman From Attempted Suicide On Carter Bridge, Lagos by Kayberg: 9:23am On Jul 12, 2025
omoredia:
u also need food. hunger is changing ur cerebral struture
Everybody needs food… that's a stale comment...very very tale.
I'm sure I'm very much well built than anyone in your generation.
AutosRe: Toks 2016 LEXUS ES350 With 43k Actual Miles(IKEJA) by Kayberg: 7:06am On Jul 12, 2025
2016 model or 2013 model?
Because the is quite confusing.
AutosRe: Dealers' Deal. Unregistered 2013 Lexus ES 350 - Excellent Condition - 13.5m Last by Kayberg:
2013 model or 2016 model?
Because this is quite confusing.
CrimeRe: Police Rescue Woman From Attempted Suicide On Carter Bridge, Lagos by Kayberg: 6:57am On Jul 12, 2025
omoredia:
Rescue without food is that one a Rescue mission?
Did you read the article?
No, you didn't.

That's how people fail exams.
CrimeRe: 22-year-old Man Sentenced To Three Months For Stealing Chickens In Ado-Ekiti by Kayberg: 6:46am On Jul 12, 2025
According to the Bible, he should be made to restore it in a certain fold.
If this is used, all these petty thieves will stop.

You steal 1 chicken, you get caught, you return 7 chickens.
You steal 1 phone, you get caught, you restore 7 phones.

As he come steal 7, na to restore 49 chickens. 🤣🤣🤣

Proverbs 6 (KJV)
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³⁰ Men do not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul when he is hungry;
³¹ But if he be found, he shall restore sevenfold; he shall give all the substance of his house.

Exodus 22 also shed more light.

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