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Adedaniel123:
It's 2013 model with the facelift of a 2016 Lexus ES 350 but it's direct 2013

OK…
Noted.

Dtruthspeaker:
Please stop acting the ef."If" is used to indicate abnormalty eg "if your wife cheats" or "if your phone falls". All these show us that the normal is that the phone does fall everyday and should not fall everyday/that the wife does not cheat everyday. Which means that the normal is that your wife does not cheat which is why people are married and together for years before cheating (the abnormal if) comes to spoil it.

You ascertain "if" as abnormalty.
This is "if" from the Dictionary:

if
uk/ɪf/ us/ɪf/
Etymology
From Middle Englishif, yif, yef, from Old Englishġif(“if”), from Proto-West Germanic*jabu, *jabē, from Proto-Germanic*jabai(“when, if”). Cognate with Scotsgif(“if, whether”), Saterland Frisianaf, of(“if, whether”), West Frisianoft(“whether”), Dutchof(“or, whether, but”), Middle Low Germanef, if, af, of ("if; whether"; > German Low German of), Germanob(“if, whether”), Icelandicef(“if”).

Conjunction
if

Supposing that, assuming that, in the circumstances that; used to introduce a condition that may be (or prove to be) either true or false.
If it rains, I'll get wet.
I'll do it next week, if I have time.
Fetch me a cold beer if there's one in the fridge.
(computing) A keyword that invokes conditional processing: in the event that a given condition is true, execute the given statement(s) (otherwise execute other statements).
if A then B else C
Supposing that; used with past or past perfect subjunctive to indicate a counterfactual or hypothetical condition.
If she hadn't told me, I wouldn't know.
If I were you, I wouldn't go there alone.
If the Moon were made of cheese, astronauts would never need to go hungry.
(usuallyhyperbolic) Even if; even in the circumstances that.
I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.
Considering the fact that; given that; introducing a condition that is known to be true.
The drain's blocked — and if the drain's blocked, the water won't flow.
When; whenever; every time that.
If you heat water to 100° C, it boils.
If it rains, it pours.
Although; used to introduce a concession.
He was a great friend, if a little stingy at the bar.
She won her team's admiration, if not the award, for her performance.
(sometimesproscribed) Whether; used to introduce a noun clause, an indirect question, that functions as the direct object of certain verbs.
I don't know if I want to go or not.
Introducing a relevance conditional.
I have leftover cake if you want some.
Usage notes
Specifically a subordinating conjunction.
Some usage critics recommend that if not be used to mean whether, since the distinction can remove ambiguity, as in the following example:
Tell me if you can see her. (If the addressee can see her, then he or she must let the speaker know)
Tell me whether you can see her. (The speaker wants to know which instance is true: either the addressee's ability or inability to see her)
This distinction is further encouraged because, traditionally, if cannot always be used in place of whether. For instance, if the noun clause acts as the subject of the sentence or an object of a preposition, the word is usually whether. Examples:
We like to talk about whether classical music is better than jazz.
Whether you like today’s weather does not matter.
Another difference between if and whether is with the use of or not.
The sentences I don't know whether or not I passed or I don't know whether I passed or not are both correct
The sentence I don't know if I passed or not is correct, but I don't know if or not I passed is incorrect
Alternative forms
eef (representing various accents)
ifen, iffen, if'n (dialectal)
Noun
if (plural ifs)

(informal) An uncertainty, possibility, condition, doubt etc.
The board can't approve this project; there are too many ifs.

Where is the "abnormality" here?
"If" speaks of certainty, not abnormalty.
You should know I'm not in the category of people you brainwash.

MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ i'm much more knowledgeable than Abraham and the rest who lived until the time of John the baptist it's the first century disciples of Christ that knows more than i do because they saw Christ the one through whom we can all know the likes, dislikes and qualities of God! John 1:18

So don't be surprised that i know better than all those who lived before the time Jesus walked this planet! Matthew 11:11-12

You ain't making sense abeg. Go and rest.
You should claim to know GOD more than Ezekiel, Elijah, Elisha, and others.
You that is very far from GOD claiming to know GOD. 🤣🤣🤣
If you know GOD you won't contradict GOD.

MaxInDHouse:
YES!

God never told anyone to marry another wife while his wife is still alive all these people did what pleases them but God allowed them to learn from experience so if you can't find anywhere God said a woman can't marry more men there is nothing to argue!

You know more than Abraham, Moses, David, yet you wwllow in ignorance!

Oga shattap. If GOD had been against it, would GOD not had warned them? Would GOD had told David He would have given him more and more?

To even claim to know more than Moses, a man who talked mouth to mouth, face to face with GOD shows you're just another deceiver out here.

Tijani009:
In today's world he go go look for where to thief 49

And still get to restore 343.

Na to open poultry for him head next.

omoredia:
u also need food. hunger is changing ur cerebral struture

Everybody needs food… that's a stale comment...very very tale.
I'm sure I'm very much well built than anyone in your generation.

2016 model or 2013 model?
Because the is quite confusing.

2013 model or 2016 model?
Because this is quite confusing.

omoredia:
Rescue without food is that one a Rescue mission?

Did you read the article?
No, you didn't.

That's how people fail exams.

According to the Bible, he should be made to restore it in a certain fold.
If this is used, all these petty thieves will stop.

You steal 1 chicken, you get caught, you return 7 chickens.
You steal 1 phone, you get caught, you restore 7 phones.

As he come steal 7, na to restore 49 chickens. 🤣🤣🤣

Proverbs 6 (KJV)
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³⁰ Men do not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul when he is hungry;
³¹ But if he be found, he shall restore sevenfold; he shall give all the substance of his house.

Exodus 22 also shed more light.

MaxInDHouse:
Rather you should show me where God said a man can marry more than one wife or where He said wealthy women who can take good care of more than one man shouldn't marry more!

GOD already spoke openly of it several places, but because you chose your self doctrines above the Word of GOD, you rejected GOD'S Word.
Do you know more than Abraham?
Are you more intelligent or know GOD more than David?
Do you know more than Moses?

So don't bring any twist and turns. Show me where GOD called marrying more than one wife a sin.
I know you can never ever find it, hence your jumping around.

Nigerians don't learn… they deserve the kind of leaders they get… honestly.

MaxInDHouse:
That's why women are fighting for their rights to marry more than one man if they are equally rich to do so, for your information it's called polyandry and it is practiced around the world and there is nothing you can do about it!

And show me where GOD said that according to the Bible.

Dtruthspeaker:
Clearly because of the word "IF".

Which clearly means a condition in which an abnormal thing is happening.

Which now indicates that the normal thing is that a person is not supposed to marry another wife.

Where did GOD call it abnormal?
Show me where in the Bible.

It's humiliating.
But Africans have this mentality.

MaxInDHouse:
The highlighted shows you don't know God's law, it's both male and the female that must be stoned to death for fornication not just the female because she can't commit it alone.

So if my sister or mother or daughter commits fornication let herself and her cohort be judged by God's law.

But for anyone to marry another woman after my sister, mother or daughter i will never welcome because i also can't do it for someone's daughter, sister or mother!

Says who you? Like I didn't read it before.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You will never welcome, bla bla bla.
What will you even do about it?

Kobojunkie:
What is this nonsensical mound of bullsheet for? I will let you realize for yourself how senseless this retort of yours is. I am not here to feed your religious delusions. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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You're the senseless one here for twisting the truth because you think you can programme me to follow your contorted non-Biblical, deceptive, and self-made doctrines.

The Bible said this, you'd quote and turn it upside down.
I'm not the type you can mislead.

My religious delusions or yours?
I quote from the Bible plain and pure. You quoted and twisted and now you're trying to play the victim card?

You shouldn't have mentioned or quoted me if you weren't ready to engage with me.

About the data thing, it is just like telling me "ABC" is "ABC".

I've always disabled all background apps since several years ago since I got my first android.

I even installed Glasswire back then that restricts apps from using the data in background or automatically.

Playstore too is not left out.

Kobojunkie:
But you are being exactly that, hypocritical. You had earlier insisted that a particular idea was not one of the codes set forth by the YHWH of the Bible people. However, you push back on what you suppose is one of the codes set forth by the YHWH of the same Bible, suggesting it should be disregarded. 😂😂😂😂😂

Anyways, the YHWH of the Bible people did not demand that women be stoned to death if they were deflowered before marriage. Rather, He gave legal codes designed to discourage virginity scams in the land with a penalty of death for those who were caught in such a scam.
Understand that the Law required that Levite priests only— this stipulation did not apply to any other people or group in the land— were required to marry only virgins. A sentence of death to all who would think to ignore this awaited both the Priests who would think to do otherwise and the women who would think they could scam their way into becoming wives of priests in the land.

The myth that non-virgins had to be stoned was concocted by the religious community, Christianity in particular. I

You see?
I know you will still push trash as usual.

Deuteronomy 22 (KJV)
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²⁰ But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
²¹ Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the LovePeddler in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

You quoted this, and then twisted it that it is only for the Levites!
How profane is your explanation!

“If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,”
— Deuteronomy 22:13 (KJV)

When did the "Levites" only become "Any man"? 🤨
Do you think you can twist the Bible for me? 😕

GOD'S standard is that you keep yourself intact for your husband. Not to play the wh*ore among the people because GOD knows what is prone to happen!

Stop glorifying immorality! And saying GOD likes it like that.
Do you think I'm programmable as they do to you in your denomination?

If you like, report my comment again so that I can be handed another ban and this too be deleted while yours remain kept.

MaxInDHouse:
My own God condemned polygamy that is why i quoted His son:

“All things, therefore, that you want men to do to you, you also must do to them. This, in fact, is what the Law and the Prophets mean" Matthew 7:12

If i don't want any rival, don't want for my mum, don't want for my sister, don't want for my daughter then i must not think of raising a rival to another person's daughter, sister and mother.

It's as simple as that!

And how did what you quote rhyme with what you claimed?
You think this is how the world works?
Your sister? Mum? Daughter?

Why not say about the real deal that your sister, mom, daughter should get stoned to death if they ever get deflowered in fornication before getting married? Now that is the real law and prophets, not about a man having more than one wife. You need Biblical passages that supports this? Let me know.

I won't be as hypocritical as you are.

Kobojunkieee:
In all Religions, the rules are according to the whims of men. That has always been so since the beginning, and is the very reason why Christianity alone boasts of over 46,000 different interpretations/denominations. You seriously think your religious denomination is different from his in this?

And who are you too to ask me something unreasonable when you know you have nothing reasonable to say?

Show me where GOD in the Bible say, "Thou shalt not marry two wives. Or if thou marrieth two wives, thou shalt send away thine second wife for it is adultery before me."

Go on, show me.

uchennamani:
Abeg, no chop am o.

You too know the average Nigerian when it comes to eating things that ain't human.

dkidd:
Lol that's the fastest animal on earth. I still wonder how the OP catch am sef... On a second look it might not be a Peregrine falcon which is supposedly the fastest animal on earth but a kestrel falcon. Young Peregrines look like kestrels too I didn't get a good look at the underbelly side to check something

I wonder how he caught it too!
Perhaps because it was raining.

MaxInDHouse:
Guy no be fight o!
If you choose to marry ten wives go ahead nobody will stop you after all you will bear your own load all by yourself!

No be fight, yes.
But who do you think you are to condemn what GOD did not condemn?

While young, I have tried to catch this bird several times but it is very much impossible because it's usually very much aware and alert of its surroundings. Before you move an inch close to it, it's gone.

MaxInDHouse:
You don't just read the Bible you need to study it.

How many wives did God create for the model man?
Do you think any man has the strength to satisfy a woman sexually like Adam?
Do you think any man is intelligent to care for a woman like Adam?
Do you think any man is as rich as Adam?
So if Adam has everything no other man has yet God gave Adam just one wife do you think having more than one wife is ideal for imperfect men who has nothing when compared to Adam?

Well God should have ended Adam, Eve and Satan immediately after their evil act but He permitted them and their descendants for thousands of years so we can all learn through our actions and inactions.

From what we all know no woman can be happy to share her man with another woman just as no man can be happy to share his wife with another man.

Therefore whatever you want men to do to you please do the same to them that's what the Bible and all the prophets in it is all about! Matthew 7:12

Tell me which any time GOD reproved any of those in the Bible for marrying more than one wife, or call it adultery on them.

GOD spoke openly to David after he took Bathsheba that if he had wanted more, He (GOD) would have given him more instead of him taking what belongs to another man.

So, your opinion is very much useless here my friend.

If GOD does not condemn it, who are you?

I got attacked for pointing it out to some so called Bible scholars… they still argued it.

In Oluwadollarz voice: "And una don catch me like this abi? Eeeehh...una catch me sha. Arrrhh… Mmm." 😁

Well, Israel has the right to defend itself against such aggression…

That is her confidant.
If she hasn't started misbehaving, you have no reason to ruin things yourself.