₦airaland Forum

Lights on, pop intact, walls standing.


What's the meaning of this necessity of a long comment?

Snatched by a bird of prey, but found unharmed is nothing short of a miracle.

Kingzjayzee:
STRAW. I saw the movie yesterday. I still dey cry today. 😹

I saw it too yesterday and I didn't flinch. I even find it like it's a comedy… 🤣🤣🤣

Where una dey find these tears and emotions self?

Who said it was a stone?
That's obviously a drone.

OK oooo
Let the showdown begin.
At least, Iran has thrown the first jab to respond to US threat…

Let's wait and hear from Washington.

A country on the path to self-destruct.

Karlovych:
Young man...

🤣🤣🤣
Enemy spotted.

Nigerians! 😁😁😁
Una go chop rice tire. 😂😂😂

No be me talk am o!
And no be my handwriting be this o!

Well, whatever he has with other pastors about their doctrines and words might be valid… just as what I also have with him and his doctrines are also valid.
You see their errors, good. I see yours too.

Not same as now.

Who again?

GOD is not a show man.
JESUS CHRIST is not a stuntman.
That water won't change.

DeeScan:
Tah .. e no dey naija..

Try me and see.
Forget about mouth or argument.

DeeScan:
I've never seen a retriever in Nigeria neither anyone that owns one ..


Retriever is not a guard dog though..

How many places have you been to in Lagos, not to talk of Nigeria?

₦1m I bring you one.

cybriz82:
Make them leave dogs for those wey sabi train dog una no go hear.. I have a 4yrs old male cane corso.a male caucasian n 3 Lhasa apso..none of my dog dn try that rubbish on me before. Cus na me know the kind hand I take handle them from puppy.. be the alpha n let them know.. not some slowpoke wey go Dey tell dog kai kai stop it nau.. if my dogs wan mess up n one kind eyes I take Dey look them before them go mellow..

Your dogs no be Gen Z…them be Gen X that's why them get fear and respect.

DeeScan:
it's not in Nigeria

Says who?

“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.”
— Exodus 20:17 (KJV)

“For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.”
— Romans 13:9 (KJV)

Golden Retriever still my best choice for a pet.

Carndidlaydid:
WORLD

Says you…
I stay in Lagos, born, raised, grew, and still in Lagos… not as unsafe as other states.

At least, we don't have terrorists operating freely in Lagos… that's the status of the security here.

Please don't say what tou don't know about Lagos State.

Esthered:
Wow....where please?

Badagry.

In this country? 🤣

Esthered:
I saw white people in a Toyota Hiace bus belonging to the NCS at Doyin Orile yesterday evening and they drove without an escort vehicle but with a police officer sitting in front.

If they're the people sentenced as they looked like people of Asian origin, is there a correctional facility along the Lagos-Badagry expressway?

Yes… there is.

You may be president again… but don't contest against the incumbent...because you won't be able to win against him.

durentboi:
I've been called good-looking, average and ugly.
I just want to know which it is and be at peace with myself.

Please don't sympathize with me, I just want the truth.

Harsh comments are welcome as well.

Thanks

Dude, you're cool, fine, handsome.
You're beautifully and wonderfully made.
You have a bright future ahead of you.
Take the bull by the horns.
Head to greater heights.

advanceDNA:
Humans generally have an overestimated view of their looks.... So.......Just know u are not as fine as u think

Eyin eyan-keyan wa ni nairaland sha. 🤣🤣🤣

OP's reverse psychology in action.

Zetty177x:
The true statistics of how Nigerians trust their leaders.

1. Religious Leaders — 5%

2 Traditional Leaders — 5%

3 Army — 5%

4 Courts of Law — 1%

5 President — 0%

6 Ruling party — minus 0%

7 National Electoral Commission — minus 0%

8 Local Government Council — 1%

9 Opposition Political Parties — 2%

10 National Assembly — 1%

11 Police — 0%

12. Musicians- big two- Burna and Davido- 80%
13. VDM- 90%

Don't mind Statisense…

When I thought Lagos would top the list, only to find out Borno tops it.

Wait, does it still exist?

Did you buy the car as non-tested or what? 😁😁😁
Because I am not understanding o…