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Sports / Mugabe Talks About Sex As He Reacts To Man United Away Win Against Arsenal by KAYCEE4ONE: 9:20pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
Arsenal 33 shots and 75% ball possession against Manchester United reminds me of a certain Zimbabwean proverb: Having high intensity sex does not and will NEVER guarantee twins. There is a very good side of being an Arsenal fan. You get immune to heart breaks and heart attacks. Nothing can pain you if you are an Arsenal fan. Anybody thinking Arsenal fans like myself will be angry at this result is mad. We have survived 8-2 from United and 6-0 from Chelsea. What is ordinary 1-3 to United? Possession without penetration is Arsenal's style of play and it is exactly what your parents want your relationship with the opposite sex to be like. But you will not hear word. Call David De Gea if your girlfriend or boyfriend wants to break up with you. That boy can save your relationship the way he saved United yesterday. Arsenal losing with 75% possession and 33 shots reminds me of my class mate back in my campus days. Some Arsenal fans in my class had parallel F in all their courses despite having the best handwriting. Then these Arsenal fans who had F went to the lecturer to demand appreciation score for wrong answers because they had beautiful handwriting Arsenal really deserved to score to the point where even Lukaku volunteered for them in an epic own goal attempt by aiming a shot at United's net. But David De Gea still refused. Arsenal vs Manchester United reminds me of that guy in Uni Lag who hustle hard to get the girl but still ended up in the friend-zone because he is nice and always broke. Download this funny app to see all Mugabe quotes and jokes. It is free for now! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.footballquotesnjokes.footballquotesnjokes |
Sports / Hitler Rants About Arsenal's Loss To Liverpool 4-0 by KAYCEE4ONE: 6:47pm On Aug 30, 2017 |
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Sports / Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 5 Match Ban For Referee Shove! by KAYCEE4ONE: 4:18pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
See the matches he is going to miss http://www.080football.com/2017/08/ronaldo-gets-5-match-ban-for-shoving.html?m=1 |
Sports / Mugabe Reacts To £195m Neymar To Psg Rumours! by KAYCEE4ONE: 9:06pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Sports / Is This Football Or Porn? Meet The Brazilian Referee Who Officiates Nude! by KAYCEE4ONE: 11:26am On Apr 19, 2017 |
Sports / Arsenal Fan, Robert Mugabe Reacts To Chelsea’s 1-2 Loss To Crystal Palace by KAYCEE4ONE: 11:18am On Apr 03, 2017 |
This is the best and most hilarious Mugabe quotes you will ever find. Don't read this if you are a Chelsea fan! Lol!! http://www.080football.com/2017/04/happy-robert-mugabe-reacts-to-chelsea-1.html?m=1 5 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE EPL THIS WEEKEND! Read the significance of last weekends result and the implication it will have on Chelsea’s title hopes! http://www.080football.com/2017/04/5-things-we-learned-from-epl-games-last.html?m=1 |
Sports / Breaking News On Caf El: Issa Hayatou Has Been Defeated! Ahmad Ahmad Takes Over! by KAYCEE4ONE: 1:41pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
See the details of the election results http://www.080football.com/2017/03/breaking-newz-ahmad-ahmad-has-defeated.html?m=1 |
Sports / Robert Mugabe Reacts To Liverpool Win Against Arsenal! by KAYCEE4ONE: 4:32pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
This is the funniest thing you will EVER read this month! Lol!! http://www.080football.com/2017/03/robert-mugabe-reacts-to-liverpool-win.html?m=1 |
Sports / Welcome To Our Do You Know Segment Featuring Todays Games In The Npfl! by KAYCEE4ONE: 6:30pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Find out the incredible happenings in today's games. http://www.080football.com/2017/02/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_8.html?m=1 |
Sports / Find Out Why Abramovich Is Angry At Agent Peter Cech After His Pass To Fabregas! by KAYCEE4ONE: 2:46pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
Please read this funny conversation between Abramovich and Fabregas. Don't laugh alone!! http://www.080football.com/2017/02/find-out-why-abramovich-is-angry-at.html |
Sports / Why Are So Many Players Going To China by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:58am On Feb 03, 2017 |
Find out why Mikel, Oscar, Tevez and Levezzi are all plying their trade in China. http://www.080football.com/2017/02/why-are-so-many-big-footballers-moving.html?m=1 PETE EDOCHIE REACTS TO CHELSEA’S DRAW WITH LIVERPOOL! He also has something to say about Arsenal’s 1-2 home loss to Watford. Enjoy!! http://www.080football.com/2017/02/pete-edochie-reacts-to-arsenal-chelsea.html?m=1 |
Sports / Welcome To Our Do You Know Segment Featuring The Epl by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:38am On Jan 30, 2017 |
WELCOME TO OUR DO YOU KNOW SEGMENT FEATURING THE EPL AND THE REST OF THE WEEKEND GAMES! Find out what happened all through the weekend in England. http://www.080football.com/2017/01/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_31.html?m=1 |
Sports / Welcome To Our Do You Know Segment Featuring The Chinese Super League! by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:31pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
Find out what is going on in the fastest growing league in the world. http://www.080football.com/2017/01/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_24.html?m=1 ANSWER MY CALL REMIX: ADEKUNLE GOLD FEATURING ASENE WENGER! Wow! Wenger did a song with Adekunle Gold? http://www.080football.com/2017/01/answer-my-call-remix-adekunle-gold.html?m=1 |
Sports / Welcome To Our Do You Know Segment Featuring The Weekend Games! by KAYCEE4ONE: 6:01am On Jan 23, 2017 |
Get inspired by our weekend football across Europe and AFCON. http://www.080football.com/2017/01/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_23.html?m=1 TAKE A MOMENT TO PRAY FOR THIS PLAYER FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE! Just read and take a moment http://www.080football.com/2017/01/take-moment-and-pray-for-this-hull-city.html?m=1 |
Sports / 5 Things We Learned From Yesterday's Games by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:35am On Jan 22, 2017 |
Find out everything you need to know about yesterday's game. http://www.080football.com/2017/01/5-things-we-learned-from-yesterdays.html?m=1 WHAT WOULD YOU ATTEMPT TO DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL? Get inspired from this!!! http://www.080football.com/2017/01/what-would-you-attempt-to-do-if-you.html?m=1 |
Sports / 5 Things We Learned From Chelsea 4-2 Stoke by KAYCEE4ONE: 6:07pm On Dec 31, 2016 |
Find out how Chelsea broke Arsenal’s record! http://www.080football.com/2016/12/5-things-we-learned-from-chelsea-4-2.html?m=1 MANCHESTER UNITED 2-1 MIDDLESBOROUGH Find out why Mourinho is called the Special One and how United managed to win even when luck and the referee were not on their side. http://www.080football.com/2016/12/5-things-we-learned-from-manchester_31.html?m=1 |
Sports / 5 Things We Learned From Yesterday's Epl Games! by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:30am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Read more about Chelsea’s record, Pogba's pass and Ibrahimovic goal. http://www.080football.com/2016/12/5-things-we-learned-from-yesterdays-epl.html?m=1 |
Sports / Do You Think Cristiano Ronaldo Deserves To Win The Ballon D'or Ahead Of Messi by KAYCEE4ONE: 7:00am On Dec 13, 2016 |
http://www.080football.com/2016/12/do-you-think-cristiano-ronaldo-deserves.html?m=1 4 REASONS WHY ARSENAL WILL BEAT BAYERN MUNICH! 4 reasons why Arsenal can do the impossible! http://www.080football.com/2016/12/4-reasons-why-arsenal-will-beat-bayern.html?m=1 |
Sports / Do You Know Segment Featuring Antonio Conte, Pedro, Costa And Chelsea Fc by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:08am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Find out why Chelsea became the first club to collect all three awards last November. Find out what the award is. http://www.080football.com/2016/12/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment.html?m=1 |
Sports / Please Read How Chelsea Won Manchester City And Liverpool Games In One Weekend! by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:55pm On Dec 07, 2016 |
Find out how it happened! http://www.080football.com/2016/12/please-read-how-chelsea-won-manchester.html OZIL AND SANCHEZ TO ARSENAL: PAY US WHAT UNITED PAYS POGBA OR WE LEAVE!!!! WoW! Can Arsenal survive this http://www.080football.com/2016/12/ozil-and-sanchez-to-arsenal-pay-us-what.html ARE ARSENAL DOING A LEICESTER IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE? Find out why they can win the Champions League http://www.080football.com/2016/12/are-arsenal-doing-leicester-in.html LOOK AT THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYERS IN THE EPL AND TELL US WHO DESERVES AND DON'T DESERVE IT!! Do they deserve their huge pay? Number one is unbelievable http://www.080football.com/2016/12/look-at-list-of-highest-paid-players-in.html |
Sports / 5 Things We Learned From Manchester United 4-1 Westham by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:41am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Read what we learned as United return to winning ways. http://www.080football.com/2016/12/5-things-we-learned-from-manchester.html?m=1 |
Sports / Read This And Find Out Why Moyes Is Better Than Mourinho And Van Gaal At United by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:16am On Nov 28, 2016 |
Sports / Please Use These Facts To Answer The Question Between Arsenal Vs Psg! by KAYCEE4ONE: 6:27am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Some of these answers will make you LOL! http://www.080football.com/2016/11/please-use-these-facts-to-answer.html?m=1 |
Fashion / Welcome To Our Do You Know Segment Featuring Diego Costa And Chelsea! by KAYCEE4ONE: 9:41am On Nov 21, 2016 |
http://www.080football.com/2016/11/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_21.html 5 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM MIDDLESBOROUGH 0-1 CHELSEA! http://www.080football.com/2016/11/5-things-we-learned-from-middlesborough.html PLEASE USE THIS FACTS FROM ATLETICO MADRID 0-3 REAL MADRID TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION! http://www.080football.com/2016/11/please-use-this-facts-from-atletico.html |
Sports / Which Of These Will Make You Happy This Weekend? by KAYCEE4ONE: 6:14am On Nov 19, 2016 |
You really have to read. Have fun, and tell us! http://www.080football.com/2016/11/which-of-these-will-make-you-happy-this.html?m=1 |
Sports / 5 Things To Learn From Victor Moses Career! by KAYCEE4ONE: 5:30am On Nov 16, 2016 |
Find out how his parents were brutally killed and why he chose to represent Nigeria despite that. http://www.080football.com/2016/11/5-things-to-learn-from-victor-moses.html?m=1 MASSIVE INJURY WORRIES HIT CHELSEA AHEAD OF THEIR WEEKEND GAMES! Find out what happened to their best 2 players over the international break. http://www.080football.com/2016/11/massive-injury-plagues-chelsea-ahead-of.html?m=1 FIND OUT WHY PEP GUARDIOLA BANNED MIDNIGHT SEX! Ohh yes!! You heard it right!! But how is he goner find out? http://www.080football.com/2016/11/find-out-why-pep-guardiola-banned-sex.html?m=1 WATCH THIS FUNNY VIDEO AND THANK ME LATER! No caption needed! Lol!! http://www.080football.com/2016/11/funniest-video-ever-please-watch-this.html?m=1 |
Sports / 5 Things We Learned From Nigeria (chelsea) 3-1 Algeria by KAYCEE4ONE: 4:03am On Nov 13, 2016 |
Find out why all the goals are made in Chelsea! http://www.080football.com/2016/11/5-things-we-learned-from-nigeria.html?m=1 WELCOME TO OUR DO YOU KNOW SEGMENT FEATURING NIGERIA 3-1 ALGERIA Find out the incredible statistics behind the Algerian game! http://www.080football.com/2016/11/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_13.html?m=1 |
Sports / See What Football Stars Are Saying About Trump Victory As Us President! by KAYCEE4ONE: 3:47pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
See the funny thing Vincent Kompany said! Lol http://www.080football.com/2016/11/see-what-football-stars-are-saying.html?m=1 |
Sports / C Ronaldo Speaks About The Day Ferguson Transformed His Life! by KAYCEE4ONE: 4:15am On Nov 08, 2016 |
Find out what what happened on tge 6th of August 2003. http://www.080football.com/2016/11/c-ronaldo-speaks-about-day-ferguson.html?m=1 WE HAVE PLAYERS WITH BIG PROBLEMS! Read as Jose Mourinho slams his players after United win! http://www.080football.com/2016/11/we-have-players-with-big-problems-jose.html?m=1 |
Sports / 5 Things We Learned From Arsenal 1-1 Tottenham by KAYCEE4ONE: 6:16pm On Nov 06, 2016 |
Read the 5 things we learned from Arsenal’s draw vs Tottenham. http://www.080football.com/2016/11/5-things-we-learned-from-arsenal-1-1.html?m=1 |
Sports / Welcome To Our Do You Know Segment Featuring The Champions League And Arsenal by KAYCEE4ONE: 6:16am On Nov 02, 2016 |
Learn more about yesterday's Champions league and how Arsenal came back from behind to defeat Ludogoretes in Bulgaria http://www.080football.com/2016/11/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment.html?m=1 |
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