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Arsenal 33 shots and 75% ball possession against Manchester United reminds me of a certain Zimbabwean proverb: Having high intensity sex does not and will NEVER guarantee twins.

There is a very good side of being an Arsenal fan. You get immune to heart breaks and heart attacks. Nothing can pain you if you are an Arsenal fan.

Anybody thinking Arsenal fans like myself will be angry at this result is mad. We have survived 8-2 from United and 6-0 from Chelsea. What is ordinary 1-3 to United?

Possession without penetration is Arsenal's style of play and it is exactly what your parents want your relationship with the opposite sex to be like. But you will not hear word.

Call David De Gea if your girlfriend or boyfriend wants to break up with you. That boy can save your relationship the way he saved United yesterday.

Arsenal losing with 75% possession and 33 shots reminds me of my class mate back in my campus days. Some Arsenal fans in my class had parallel F in all their courses despite having the best handwriting.

Then these Arsenal fans who had F went to the lecturer to demand appreciation score for wrong answers because they had beautiful handwriting

Arsenal really deserved to score to the point where even Lukaku volunteered for them in an epic own goal attempt by aiming a shot at United's net. But David De Gea still refused.

Arsenal vs Manchester United reminds me of that guy in Uni Lag who hustle hard to get the girl but still ended up in the friend-zone because he is nice and always broke.

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This is the funniest comedy in Nigeria this month!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maKDO9x06X8

See the matches he is going to miss

http://www.080football.com/2017/08/ronaldo-gets-5-match-ban-for-shoving.html?m=1

See pictures!

http://www.080football.com/2017/04/meet-brazilian-referee-denise-bueno-who.html?m=1

This is the best and most hilarious Mugabe quotes you will ever find. Don't read this if you are a Chelsea fan! Lol!!

http://www.080football.com/2017/04/happy-robert-mugabe-reacts-to-chelsea-1.html?m=1

5 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE EPL THIS WEEKEND!

Read the significance of last weekends result and the implication it will have on Chelsea’s title hopes!

http://www.080football.com/2017/04/5-things-we-learned-from-epl-games-last.html?m=1

See the details of the election results

http://www.080football.com/2017/03/breaking-newz-ahmad-ahmad-has-defeated.html?m=1

This is the funniest thing you will EVER read this month! Lol!!

http://www.080football.com/2017/03/robert-mugabe-reacts-to-liverpool-win.html?m=1

Find out the incredible happenings in today's games.

http://www.080football.com/2017/02/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_8.html?m=1

Please read this funny conversation between Abramovich and Fabregas. Don't laugh alone!!

http://www.080football.com/2017/02/find-out-why-abramovich-is-angry-at.html

Find out why Mikel, Oscar, Tevez and Levezzi are all plying their trade in China.

http://www.080football.com/2017/02/why-are-so-many-big-footballers-moving.html?m=1

PETE EDOCHIE REACTS TO CHELSEA’S DRAW WITH LIVERPOOL!

He also has something to say about Arsenal’s 1-2 home loss to Watford. Enjoy!!

http://www.080football.com/2017/02/pete-edochie-reacts-to-arsenal-chelsea.html?m=1

WELCOME TO OUR DO YOU KNOW SEGMENT FEATURING THE EPL AND THE REST OF THE WEEKEND GAMES!

Find out what happened all through the weekend in England.

http://www.080football.com/2017/01/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_31.html?m=1

Find out what is going on in the fastest growing league in the world.

http://www.080football.com/2017/01/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_24.html?m=1


ANSWER MY CALL REMIX: ADEKUNLE GOLD FEATURING ASENE WENGER!

Wow! Wenger did a song with Adekunle Gold?

http://www.080football.com/2017/01/answer-my-call-remix-adekunle-gold.html?m=1

Get inspired by our weekend football across Europe and AFCON.

http://www.080football.com/2017/01/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_23.html?m=1

TAKE A MOMENT TO PRAY FOR THIS PLAYER FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!

Just read and take a moment

http://www.080football.com/2017/01/take-moment-and-pray-for-this-hull-city.html?m=1

Find out everything you need to know about yesterday's game.

http://www.080football.com/2017/01/5-things-we-learned-from-yesterdays.html?m=1

WHAT WOULD YOU ATTEMPT TO DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?

Get inspired from this!!!

http://www.080football.com/2017/01/what-would-you-attempt-to-do-if-you.html?m=1

Find out how Chelsea broke Arsenal’s record!

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/5-things-we-learned-from-chelsea-4-2.html?m=1

MANCHESTER UNITED 2-1 MIDDLESBOROUGH

Find out why Mourinho is called the Special One and how United managed to win even when luck and the referee were not on their side.

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/5-things-we-learned-from-manchester_31.html?m=1

Read more about Chelsea’s record, Pogba's pass and Ibrahimovic goal.

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/5-things-we-learned-from-yesterdays-epl.html?m=1

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/do-you-think-cristiano-ronaldo-deserves.html?m=1

4 REASONS WHY ARSENAL WILL BEAT BAYERN MUNICH!

4 reasons why Arsenal can do the impossible!

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/4-reasons-why-arsenal-will-beat-bayern.html?m=1

Find out why Chelsea became the first club to collect all three awards last November. Find out what the award is.

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment.html?m=1

Find out how it happened!

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/please-read-how-chelsea-won-manchester.html

OZIL AND SANCHEZ TO ARSENAL: PAY US WHAT UNITED PAYS POGBA OR WE LEAVE!!!!

WoW! Can Arsenal survive this

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/ozil-and-sanchez-to-arsenal-pay-us-what.html

ARE ARSENAL DOING A LEICESTER IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE?

Find out why they can win the Champions League

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/are-arsenal-doing-leicester-in.html

LOOK AT THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYERS IN THE EPL AND TELL US WHO DESERVES AND DON'T DESERVE IT!!

Do they deserve their huge pay? Number one is unbelievable

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/look-at-list-of-highest-paid-players-in.html

Read what we learned as United return to winning ways.

http://www.080football.com/2016/12/5-things-we-learned-from-manchester.html?m=1

Stats don't lie!

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/read-this-and-find-out-why-moyes-and.html?m=1

Some of these answers will make you LOL!

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/please-use-these-facts-to-answer.html?m=1

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_21.html

5 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM MIDDLESBOROUGH 0-1 CHELSEA!
http://www.080football.com/2016/11/5-things-we-learned-from-middlesborough.html

PLEASE USE THIS FACTS FROM ATLETICO MADRID 0-3 REAL MADRID TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
http://www.080football.com/2016/11/please-use-this-facts-from-atletico.html

You really have to read. Have fun, and tell us!

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/which-of-these-will-make-you-happy-this.html?m=1

Find out how his parents were brutally killed and why he chose to represent Nigeria despite that.

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/5-things-to-learn-from-victor-moses.html?m=1

MASSIVE INJURY WORRIES HIT CHELSEA AHEAD OF THEIR WEEKEND GAMES!

Find out what happened to their best 2 players over the international break.

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/massive-injury-plagues-chelsea-ahead-of.html?m=1

FIND OUT WHY PEP GUARDIOLA BANNED MIDNIGHT SEX!

Ohh yes!! You heard it right!! But how is he goner find out?

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/find-out-why-pep-guardiola-banned-sex.html?m=1

WATCH THIS FUNNY VIDEO AND THANK ME LATER!

No caption needed! Lol!!

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/funniest-video-ever-please-watch-this.html?m=1

Find out why all the goals are made in Chelsea!

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/5-things-we-learned-from-nigeria.html?m=1

WELCOME TO OUR DO YOU KNOW SEGMENT FEATURING NIGERIA 3-1 ALGERIA

Find out the incredible statistics behind the Algerian game!

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment_13.html?m=1

See the funny thing Vincent Kompany said! Lol

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/see-what-football-stars-are-saying.html?m=1

Find out what what happened on tge 6th of August 2003.

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/c-ronaldo-speaks-about-day-ferguson.html?m=1

WE HAVE PLAYERS WITH BIG PROBLEMS!

Read as Jose Mourinho slams his players after United win!

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/we-have-players-with-big-problems-jose.html?m=1

Read the 5 things we learned from Arsenal’s draw vs Tottenham.

http://www.080football.com/2016/11/5-things-we-learned-from-arsenal-1-1.html?m=1

Learn more about yesterday's Champions league and how Arsenal came back from behind to defeat Ludogoretes in Bulgaria


http://www.080football.com/2016/11/welcome-to-our-do-you-know-segment.html?m=1