NoSmoking:


Are u ok?

😝

NwaAmaikpe:




Village people were probably upset with their house warming so they sent thunder.
But since I was born, till now I have gotten young, I have never heard that thunder kills. Well, lightning does.

And I only know of two instances where people got struck by it.

The first was a couple who were electrocuted to death by lightning while making love on a metal bed in a house with faulty earth insulations.

The second instance was a lady who was struck by lightning while making up by the window during a rainstorm. The cadmium and lead in her brown powder conducted electricity from the lightning and left her with third degree burns.

She was lucky to survive, but suffers from Alopecia and can not grow any hair in her armpits or pubic region till this day because of it.

We must learn to take care of our lives and not take lots of things for granted so we don't end up blaming village people for everything.

Use qualified professionals when building your house.

It is penny-wise, pound-foolish to use Kazeem the auto electrician to wire your house because his price is cheaper.
Because Kazeem the auto electrician will still fight for extra plates of food during the funeral that his quack wiring caused.

Akpakomiza2:
APC campaigned at night in Okpekpe,Imiegba and udaba.. the people waited patiently till 11 pm for the APC train to arrive...the minister of Niger delta Hon Abubakar Momoh and his people sang together

NwaAmaikpe:



The dumbest thing a man can do out of scorn is to post his lady's nuudes just because she cheated on him.

If she cheated on you with one man, that leak alone will bring her 820 new friend requests and link her up with a minimum of 300 men actively reaching out.

At least 224 of them will act as empathizers, demonize you, and offer unsolicited pro bono counsel, 37 of them will give up interest when they look at the nuudes one more time and realize her body isn't all that, 21 will side you and body shame her because she isn't responding to their advances, while 18 of them will persevere and eventually get to shag her.

But that's not the painful part.

Depending on how viral the leak is, the painful part is the over 3,043 men who wouldn't even reach out to her but will masturbate to her leaks.

I don't know about you, but I will; as long as the clip is somewhat longer than Tiwa's and more interesting than that of Moyo, I will beat my ram meat to it.

And the irony is,
Leak groups on Telegram have the highest subscribers. We will all demonize the leaker, but consume the leak.

That is why it is a very dumb thing to leak anyone's nuudes, because you may go to jail for free and no one will ever tell you 'thank you for giving me something to orgasm with'.

Such martyrdom is plain stupidity, but someone has to do it for us, and that's why stupidity exists.

SmartPolician:
This protest will be a big flop; take it from me. I have already explained why it would be. However, I would love to see Nigerians prove me wrong. EndSARS will remain the biggest protest in the history of this country.

Frankdesigns:
Available

payaseriy:
Thank u my brother. Hope say ona go welcome me officially

payaseriy:
Even me sef

I dey farm too... no big deal there.

Bought 7 cows 18k each, built a pen for dem and am calculating to be billionaire soon

KingEarnest:
Who blurred the most important part of the video?

KingEarnest:
Who blurred the most important part of the video?

phatnpretty:
Why will a lady that lives alone open her door at 3am for anybody without being preinformed. Safety first . This is the format armed robbers use to raid houses. Sorry dear, be alert always.

AmiableMosquito:
Did you find any insult in my response to either him or any member of his family? I only made a comparison that he could relate with and understand perfectly.

He was questioning my smartness, which I honestly didn't find offensive (he who earnestly ask, will surely get an answer). I believe he has smart people in his family, hence I used the comparison to explain in the simplest way possible, the extent of my smartness. I honestly don't see why you are reading extra meanings to it. It's not that deep.

Zonefree:
[b][/b]
It's time NDLEA start to check what these people are smoking..

AmiableMosquito:
I'm not so smart. But I have an IQ that's thrice that of the most intelligent person in your family.
I have no business with Obi. I only buttressed the obvious fact in Reno's tweet.

All politics is local but political maneuverability is global. Like USA, like Nigeria. No permanent friends, no permanent enemies, only permanent interests. Every sane person knows this except.........

Intelguru:
I noticed this.

Gidigbam001:


No I don't

doggedfighter:
I just use Hollandia Evaporated and I love it.



Just had it with my Quaker oats and it's absolutely creamy and filling.

Ever since I discovered it. To hell with every other milk .

franchasofficia:
The worst set of girls to ever date are female students in the university.


At that stage in their life, most of them are in their exploration phase. They don't really know what they want out of life, only few of them know but most don't know and they approach relationship from the girlie fantasy aspect and not from the reality side of life.


So if you are a mature man looking for a serious, stable relationship, university or polytechnic students are the wrongest people to seek that from. There is high possibility that she would cheat with not just one or two, but different male students; the brilliant course mate, the jaxy cult boy, the spoilt rich kid student in campus, the popular student politician or course rep, the student fixer who helps with sorting lecturers for good grades, the entertainment guru student who rocks all parties in school and organizes most parties and shows in school is there to distract her too, the highly religious brother student still battling to win the battle of the flesh, the tutorial teacher student who organises tutorials for students, her male reading mate or bad boy lodge mates are also there to take their portion. The amazing cook male student who cooks so well and never lacks food in his room lol


My point is, it was never about your dick size nor just about you, it was about the girl and the stage she is in her life; the hoe or exploration stage, don't take girls too serious at that phase, just enjoy the moment they are with you and delete the memories once they leave your presence. This is for your own good and to protect yourself from being hurt, cheers

franchasofficia:
The worst set of girls to ever date are female students in the university.


At that stage in their life, most of them are in their exploration phase. They don't really know what they want out of life, only few of them know but most don't know and they approach relationship from the girlie fantasy aspect and not from the reality side of life.


Seems you forgot to mention the Lecturers


So if you are a mature man looking for a serious, stable relationship, university or polytechnic students are the wrongest people to seek that from. There is high possibility that she would cheat with not just one or two, but different male students; the brilliant course mate, the jaxy cult boy, the spoilt rich kid student in campus, the popular student politician or course rep, the student fixer who helps with sorting lecturers for good grades, the entertainment guru student who rocks all parties in school and organizes most parties and shows in school is there to distract her too, the highly religious brother student still battling to win the battle of the flesh, the tutorial teacher student who organises tutorials for students, her male reading mate or bad boy lodge mates are also there to take their portion. The amazing cook male student who cooks so well and never lacks food in his room lol


My point is, it was never about your dick size nor just about you, it was about the girl and the stage she is in her life; the hoe or exploration stage, don't take girls too serious at that phase, just enjoy the moment they are with you and delete the memories once they leave your presence. This is for your own good and to protect yourself from being hurt, cheers

Chrisrare:
skit.. if you believe this, you'll also believe Peter obi is a Messiah

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Nice one from OLUWA BURNA


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

PrincessofDSS:
Does not sound like a murder to me…

NyamiriSlayer:
Nah so e pain u reach

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Now try to understand that we have WATER BENDER and we also have LAND BENDER.


In the book of earth space it was said that WATER BENDER is the Cousin or relative to EARTH BENDER.


It’s an institution of constitution.


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

okomile:




English no be my paapa language
So long as u understand what I am saying, o ti lor