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briggz09:
I understand you partially. I use a Sony Vaio.. So i can't even upgrade the graphics card?
I have pes 2017 already. How do i get the one with latest patch and how do i go about installing it?
Thanks for your responses too

Lucemferre abeg help our brother with link to PES 2017 latest patch

LucemFerre:
No sir. The only solution is upgrading your system.

Btw, By today's standards 1gb vram is way too small

Exactly... I had to upgrade my PC too when I couldn't enjoy much games on it again...
I got a PC with 8gb ram, 4gb Nvidia GeForce 1050 gtx...Intel 6300 graphics card.. core i5 7th gen

Where is the Aston Martin used in Die Another Day by Pierce brosnan

briggz09:
Game was hanging on my system. Like WTF?! How the hell could that happen? With all my system specs? I have a 1GB NVIDIA video card. Guess that's the deficient aspect. Anyway, is there a solution for this? Like upgrading my card?

Lol...I'd suggest you just get PES 2017 with latest patch...or better still change your PC.. cos if u decide to change your graphics card.. your PC hardware setup may not be setup to accommodate a total overhaul of hardware components.... I hope u understand me bro...

Lalasticlala I see you

CarGuideNG:
That's possible. It's important to get history reports before buying any imported vehicles. After the history reports inspection would be necessary to determine the current condition.

Thanks for the enlightenment.... Keep up the good work sir...

You probably bought an accidented car with faulty airbags... Else.. the airbags should been deployed with this type of accident.. or what do you think autojoshng

But all the same we thank God for your life.. cos a lot of people have died even in brand new cars...

RipMorosini:
It's a totally different scenario who you come to ondo Town..




Dead bodies everywhere*

*Spits

You know say Ondo people get agidi na....

Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

phelonrays:
omo!!!! dis kind law fit work for dis our naija??

I'm telling you

9. Cugnaux, France


The mayor Philippe Guérin was trying to build a new cemetery on a vacant airfield in 2007 due to unavailability of burial space. When he wasn't given approval for the project, a law was passed by the mayor banning death.

8. Le Lavandou, France

In a similar situation, when the mayor of Le Lavandou was denied permission to build a cemetery by the sea, he passed a law barring people from dying. The residents backed his decision but people still die and are somehow buried. Visitors dying there are sent to their home region or put in pigeon-holes holding urns.

7. Biritiba-Mirim, Brazil

In 2005, the mayor passed a public bill making it illegal for people to kick the bucket. The local cemetery was full, leaving authorities to impose desperate measures. The mayor's sensible arguments to the government were that chopping up the rainforest which surrounded the village would pose as an environmental risk and he could not afford to pollute the rivers with rotting corpses. A cemetery was finally built in 2010.

6. Sarpourenx, France

The scenic town of Sarpourenx in France imposes sanctions on those who dare to die on them. Though it seems unlikely that the sanctions affect the dead much. The law was passed after a French court denied permission to expand the existing graveyard.

5. Falciano del Massico, Italy

The town of Falciano del Massico in southern Italy, had no space to bury their dead. The mayor had issued a statement which said, 'It is forbidden for residents to go beyond the boundaries of earthly life, to go into the afterlife'. There were disputes over a cemetery with the neighbouring town until the mayor decided to build one. People had been forbidden to die until then.

4. Longyearbyen, Norway

The frozen town of Longyearbyen in the Svalbard Islands of Norway has a completely different reason to ban deaths in the area. The bodies there never decompose. Due to permafrost, dead bodies were completely well preserved and did not decay. In fact, live samples of the virus of the Spanish influenza epidemic in 1917 were taken from bodies buried there. People who are gravely ill or about to die are taken to different parts of Norway.

3. Lanjaron, Spain

The 4000 residents of the Andalucian village of Lanjaron have also been forbidden to conk off. The law was more of a cheeky response to opponents who were looking for a quick fix to the problem of unavailability of burial space. The law remains in place till the government provides land and money to the villagers to build a cemetery.

2. Sellia, Italy


Only five hundred and thirty seven people now live in Sellia and most are over 65 years old. In the 1960s, the population was triple that number. The mayor, worried about the town dying out, decreed that all people are 'forbidden to get ill within the municipality' and that 'dying is prohibited'. It was essentially meant as a well-intentioned gesture on the mayor's part, encouraging people to take care of their health more prudently. Those not complying with regular health checkups are fined to the tune of ten euros a year.

We have always been told that death is inevitable, but meddling humans have passed laws in certain places which prohibit a person from dying. Yep, you read that right. First heard of in 5th century BC, on the Greek island of Delos, dying or giving birth was banned for religious reasons. Here are some places which absolutely forbid people from dying.


1. Itsukushima. Japan

The island of Itsukushima in Japan is considered holy according to Shintoism and followers are dedicated to maintaining the island's purity by making sure that nobody dies on the island. The restriction is in place since 1878, barring people from giving birth or from dying on the island. Blood was spilled in the Battle of Miyajima in 1555, after which the commander who won, ordered the bodies of the fallen troops to be shifted to the mainland. The blood-soiled mud was thrown away and buildings scrubbed clean of blood.

securedmoney92:
Pls I cannot install anything from d Google play store pls solution needed

What's the error feedback you are getting precisely

samojay20:
Please i need the huawei y9 2019 in lagos asap

Just2endowed2

Djdannyb4u:
Wetin happen na? the price of huawei y9 2019 don sky rocket for

Buhari effect

SweetBuns:
Lolz. Thanks for asking but I'm taken

Kpakam...

securedmoney92:
Pls ah ve bn using blackberry phones for almost a decade now, am new to using android phone y9 is the first ah need you guys assistance in setting the phone properly and not just for only chats

Welcome to the family bro... Kindly seek assistance on any of the setup steps... We are willing to put you through.. and there's an inbuilt app in your phone named 'tips'... Kindly open the app for some assistance as well

joey048:
you are already contradicting yourself.

I meant "eyes open" sir... Autocorrect did me dirty

If you die with your eyes open then you deserve it.. not always tho

folake4u:
It's all fun and games until electric cable shock you, then you'd be blaming your village people. No, infact you'd be long dead sef .


Somebody help me with that Pete Edochie thunder meme .



Stupid girl!

There you go

Peppul:
Brand New HP Omen 17-an179wm Gaming Laptop
17.3 inch FULL HD Display
8th Generation Intel Core i7-8750H (6 Core)
Processor
8GB Dedicated NVIDIA GTX 1070 GDDR5 Graphics
16GB RAM
256GB SSD + 1TB HDD
RGB Keyboard light
Windows 10
Price = 470K
guys i saw this and wanna go for it, is it a good deal

Yes it is..but the person suppose gree 450k Sha

LucemFerre:
What do you mean by selector, just the launcher?

I means the file that let you select the patch and other settings... You know pte and cpy can't share the same selector...

LucemFerre:
Sorry bruh, check here

http://ptepatch..com/?m=1

I couldn't find the selector there

Kaydeexotic:
Please who has download link for PTE pes 2019 patch selector

Lucemferre and gamegod

Please who has download link for PTE pes 2019 patch selector

bubbybillion:
People say that Y9 front camera pics not so good cos it has no flash.how true is dis

The people that said so are crapno and shitfinix fans that are used to front flash... Instead of them to evolve with the rest of the world... They will rather hype pangolo... The front flash is integrated as "fill light" in the camera already