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Education / Study And Work In Cyprus In 2022. Advice Needed by kaymandak(m): 8:22pm On Sep 30, 2022
Please I need someone with much experience about study and work in Cyprus to help me with information.
My young nephew is intending to study in Cyprus, but not so sure on the ease of getting work there to back his study.
Religion / Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by kaymandak(m): 11:12am On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:

Oga shut up and tell me why you keep serving a God that doesn't exist.
Because He knows you better than you even know yourself, because even before you were formed in your mother's womb He knew you, before you started learning those ABCD that led you to literal understanding of words and grammar that in turn gave you knowledge and wisdom to understand things which you now used to the interpretation of Him not existing, he knew you, He gave our forefathers knowledge of language and words even when there were no institutions, that power of voice, language and communication differentiated us from animals, which you wouldn't even be able to think if He is existing or not.
Even your end from now, He know, and I pray He will lead you right to the path of salvation Amen.
I pray you will come to the understanding of His knowledge and power Amen.
Religion / Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by kaymandak(m): 7:41am On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
It would have been great if you gave yourself the credit instead of attributing it to God.
Did he fly down to stop you?look, if you weren't determined, there's no way you'd stop it.

We keep asking why your God can't feed the hungry children or those kids born with cancer and disease,or your God couldn't save Deborah from being lynched,or better still those people who died in owo the other day.
One day, you will understand better.
I sometimes wonder how segmentally fused being called humans who cannot fathom how ordinary oxygen molecule is made to pass through the squamous cell in the aveoli layers of their lungs think there's no God.
Even in science, there are viruses you can't see with ordinary eyes without photographic aids, as invincible as they are,they can cause death.
Because we cannot see them, do we now conclude they don't exist.

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Politics / Re: Train Attack: I Am Still Supporting Buhari - Hassan Usman, Freed Victim by kaymandak(m): 10:14pm On Aug 06, 2022
inoki247:
If 3rd term dey Buhari go still win....


Election no be by Noise or online for this side of the world people wey dey win election knows wu dey for dem...
Says who
You mean people like me will still support him, my loyalty to him was much, but now God forbid anything called Buhari in this country again.
Shege
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Caught Lying On TV Again - PM News by kaymandak(m): 10:16am On Aug 05, 2022
Hmmm
Better believe Peter Obi, is there anything truthful about Nigeria figure, believe Nigeria figures at your peril, I will rather go with PO figure than believe in this trash called APC led govt.

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NYSC / Re: Corper Who Wore Palazzo Skirt To Ogun Camp Chased Away (Video) by kaymandak(m): 4:43am On Jul 28, 2022
Righteousness2:
There is nothing absolutely wrong with her wearing a skirt. It's the same material, it's the same uniform.

Even in the military, you have women who put on their skirts.

Trouser is not for women! It's for men.
Even if the whole women Worldwide put on trousers, it doesn't make it right.
She is not man! And so her putting on skirt is not a crime.

Infact she is a worthy example for the ladies.

What's the origin of trousers?
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. President Joe Biden Tests Positive For COVID-19 by kaymandak(m): 3:34pm On Jul 21, 2022
We appreciate God for Nigerians
Family / Re: Skin Rashes; Nurse Told Me 2 Use Visita Plus As Body Cream For My 3wks Old Baby by kaymandak(m): 10:48am On Jul 04, 2022
We once used this combination to cure our baby's rashes and it worked perfectly, we still have some left in the content we usually use to clear diaper rashes whenever it show up.
Mixture of
1. Shea butter ( Ori in Yoruba)
2. Skineal tube
3. Chloramphenicol satchet
Take reasonable quantity of shea butter and skineal, mix it with like 3 capsules of chloramphenicol, then start applying.
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If you want to mix the entire skineal at once, then take commensurate measure of shea butter and half satchet of chloramphenicol capsules.

Politics / Re: Our Incoming President,2023. by kaymandak(m): 2:55pm On Dec 15, 2021
Ekpeitit:
Joblessness is killing our youth.
Go and look for a job my friend.
Nowhere to get now, please if you have any I'm personally interested sir.
Politics / Re: Imo: Security Operatives Arrest 30 Suspected Kidnappers, Free Traditional Ruler by kaymandak(m): 11:23pm On Dec 13, 2021
If truly IPOB,ESN,UGM are the one causing this mayhem in the east... May God visit his wrath upon them and cause multiple of death and havoc to befall them and all those covering and supporting them on NL and their families.
Okukemi Vofia, ovake.
chi na-ata ndị niile hụrụ n'anya ahụhụ na ajọ omume

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Politics / Re: Wike Sacks Princewill Chike For Hosting Programme Without Permission by kaymandak(m): 11:07pm On Dec 13, 2021
One of the reasons most of the so called emperor governors are opposing direct primary.
Dictators, Lord.
God will surely deliver Nigeria from all these evil governors

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Family / How To Inspire Manners In Your Children by kaymandak(m): 11:01pm On Dec 13, 2021
*HOW TO INSPIRE MANNERS IN YOUR CHILDREN.*

1. When entering the house greet your children or even hug them. This should help develop their sense of love and self worth.

2. Be good to your neighbours and never backbite. Never speak ill of other drivers when on the road. Your children would listen, absorb and emulate.

3. When calling your parents, encourage your children to speak to them. When visiting your parents take your children with you. The more they see you take care of your parents the more they will learn to take care of you.

4. When driving them to school, don't always play albums or cds in the car. Rather, tell them some motivational stories yourself. This will have a greater impact - trust me!

5. Read to them a short story and even a scripture a day – it doesn't take much time, but very good in creating strong bonds and wonderful memories.

6. Comb your hair, clean your teeth and wear presentable clothes even if sitting at home and not going out for the day. They need to learn that being clean and tidy has nothing to do with going out!

7. Try not to blame or comment on every word or action they say or do. Learn to overlook and let go sometimes. This certainly builds their self confidence.

8. Ask your children's permission before entering their rooms. Don't just knock and enter, but then wait for a verbal permission. They will learn to do the same when wanting to enter your room.

9. Apologize to your children if you made a mistake. Apologizing teaches them to be humble and polite.

10. Don't be sarcastic or make fun of their views or feelings, even if you "didn't mean it" and was "only joking". It really hurts.

11. Show respect to your children's privacy. Its important for their sense of value and self-esteem.

12. Don't expect that they will listen or understand the first time. Don't take it personal. But be patient and consistent.

13. Pray with them. Show them how to pray. Lead by example.

14. In addition, ask them to discuss their daily plans after the morning prayers. Children without concrete daily plans usually join others in executing theirs. They fall easy to peer pressure.

15. Hold them and bless them specially every morning.

May our labor over our children never be in vain.

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Family / Re: Are Children Really An Achievement?? by kaymandak(m): 6:28pm On Dec 13, 2021
To me it all depends on good planning, industrious partner and God.
1. Children are good heritage from God
2. Industrious woman and a discipline and hard-working man seldom suffer poverty
3. Parenting is another topic entirely which is not easy and almost a lifetime institution, better to start when you have the energy and zeal
4. Family issue is not all about money, there are rich homes with vagabonds and broken relationship
5. Responsibility saves you from frivolity
6. These neighbors you think are poor and always begging from you sometimes have better plans, you will just hear them one day saying uncle we are moving to our fairly completed two bedroom flat, while you keep on changing electronic and paints of a rented apartment.
7. Time waits for nobody, before you close and open your eyes, this post will be ten years ago.
8. It is so beautiful to grow up with your kids, not only when you are a millionaire, even that time you will be too busy.
9. I don't have much, but it is soothing watching my favourite club Chelsea with my boy.
10. May God help us all

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Sports / Re: Best App To Watch EPL by kaymandak(m): 5:40pm On Dec 13, 2021
Patrickker:
I use Hesgoal website. Not an app, just google it. It lags atimes though. I now prefer Yaccine app now. It hardly lags, but get ready with more data consumption than the former.
Please I saw different Yaccine apps
Could you please screenshot the app logo

Sports / Re: Best App To Watch EPL by kaymandak(m): 4:50pm On Dec 13, 2021
Patrickker:
I use Hesgoal website. Not an app, just google it. It lags atimes though. I now prefer Yaccine app now. It hardly lags, but get ready with more data consumption than the former.
Thanks a lot
I will try the Hesgoal website.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Newly Reconstructed Road Network In Victoria Island by kaymandak(m): 4:39pm On Dec 13, 2021
Lagos my Lagos
Element of endsars will arrive soon
Dead brain will not let them know what the panel has justified and recommendation made for the sack of all the soldiers at the gate that night.
They still need Sanwo Olu head or Tinubu.

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Sports / Best App To Watch EPL by kaymandak(m): 4:10pm On Dec 13, 2021
Please I watch most of my EPL matches online, but I think the app is not good enough for streaming.
I use Livesport and Livefootball app.
Please I need better app suggestion that will be seamless in streaming.
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Cooks With Whitemoney At Lagos Food Festival (Photos) by kaymandak(m): 3:03pm On Dec 13, 2021
phemmie06:

See blind followers, so you're so blind that you can't even recognize that I am from Southwest region. Shame. Eastern alone you can't spell. Chai
I reject to be a blind followers.
Definitely you're not a true son of the soil, provided you join in supporting what will bring down your father's roof.

There's need to carry out proper DNA test on people like you, because your genetic makeup is indirectly affecting how you reason.

On calling me a blind follower, please who do you follow, maybe you're such a worthless personality in your community without followers let alone been followed.
Culture / Re: Edwin Azike, Kidnapped Imo Monarch Killed, Body Dumped In Market Square by kaymandak(m): 11:41am On Dec 13, 2021
Can anything good come from Afghanestern?
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Police Headquarters In Abia, Kill One by kaymandak(m): 8:47am On Dec 13, 2021
Can anything good come from Afghanestern?
Like if you think Igbos deserve the result of what they created.

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Politics / Re: FG Calls On Western Allies To Declare Bandits, Boko Haram And IPOB As Terrorists by kaymandak(m): 8:40am On Dec 13, 2021
Please FG should not forget to add Emefiele's name too
That guy from Afghanestern is intentionally sabotaging our economy.
Afghanestern people can easily make bad complain about this government but forgetting the fact that their brother is the one handling the economy.
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Cooks With Whitemoney At Lagos Food Festival (Photos) by kaymandak(m): 8:36am On Dec 13, 2021
phemmie06:
This man trying hard to gain the heart of the people back.
If you like go cook for lekki or transformer all we need to hear are.
1.WHO ORDER THE LEKKI SHOOTINGS?
2. WAS THEIR A MASSACRE?
First go and summon a village square meeting in your Afghanestern and ask all your fidgeting monarch to ask Nnamdi who ordered the killing in Anambra and the onslaught going on in Imo.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Acho Ndukwe & Paul Ogbu (2 Imo Monarchs) Burn Palaces by kaymandak(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2021
After Anambra, Imo is next.
Their headache anyway.
Our Lord Tinubu, the God'sent is coming to silent all evildoers and unscrupulous elements in Afghanestern.
Ijoba no nonsense.
Politics / Re: Bidi Akande: Obasanjo, Northern Elites Rejected Buhari’s 2015 Presidential Bid by kaymandak(m): 6:08am On Dec 13, 2021
Now that hen has finally come home to roost, we can only pray the hen hatch on time and leave our apartment for us.
Politics / Re: New Converts Stab RCCG Pastor To Death In Lagos Church by kaymandak(m): 7:28am On Dec 09, 2021
HappyPagan:
The way God fails his people ehn... To worship Satan no better pass?


I worship no one. God and Satan are equally useless..

Your case is just like a big vehicle, which after seeing multiple vehicles plying the road now thought they have no makers, that those vehicles fate is to travel round the world, get old and damaged, or better still some will collide in accident and that is all.
The big vehicle never knew the engine number, manufacturer ID and logo are well written over it, just that they chose not to disturb, the vehicles were given privileges to be sold to any part of the world.
Your logo or Identity is that you are created in the image of God, He chose to allow you to move round the world,but after you are damaged, remember the crushing factory,a remodelling phase, where some vehicles will be remodeled after careful sorting and some are condemned beyond remodelling.
Celebrities / Re: Prettymike: Marriage Is A High Achievement by kaymandak(m): 8:03pm On Oct 10, 2021
I'm married
I love my wife
I love my son
Always happy around them
Can't do without them
I have confidence in God and them.
Even if death come today, I thank God I lived for them
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Fulani Cows In Nnewi, Anambra State (Pictures) by kaymandak(m): 5:23pm On Oct 01, 2021
I laughed Ipoblically
Let them destroy everything. Infact Ipob is doing well and ndigbo love them.
Politics / Hmmmm! God Bless My Country by kaymandak(m): 2:30pm On Oct 01, 2021
Hmmmm!
God bless Nigeria my country.
When there's life there's hope.
We pray for those in pain
We pray for those in need
We pray for those in distress
We pray for those without hope
We pray for those truly defending us
We pray for our few good leaders
We pray for orphans
We pray for vulnerable
We pray for those in temporal camps
We pray against resentment
We pray against injustice
We pray against hostility
We pray against blood spilling
We pray against corruption
We pray against injustice
We pray against religion fanatism
We pray against bad leaders

We pray as we celebrate another year today that God should reconfigure our brain and mindset, God should take our mind away from acts of foolishness like stealing of public funds, pride of position, egocentrism, barbarism, irresponsibility.

As for those who are obstinate in thought and characters, God should please eliminate them,every troubler of this nation will not experience peace.

All bad leaders intentionally causing hardship, God will uproot them and their families, as for the confused one, God will give them positive direction and every evil advisor around them will experience fire and discomfort.
God bless my Country.

Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His Twin Daughters, Ava & Mia's 6th Birthday by kaymandak(m): 4:10pm On Sep 14, 2021
Fine fine homosapiens
None resemble me anyway
Mikel with em playing back pattern that year for Chelsea lion fc

Politics / Re: States Generate ₦5.30, Get ₦10.19, Borrow₦1.84 Trillion In Five Years by kaymandak(m): 8:36am On Sep 10, 2021
TheRareGem1:
We need to open our eyes as indigens of our respective states to make sure we hold our governors responsible and accountable, but sadly, our eyes are always on FG while state governors are stylishly mortgaging the incoming generations
God bless you for this.
Nigerians sometimes I don't really understand the essence why they attend fourwalls of any institution.
Governors have succeeded in mortgaging the future of this country and nobody is complaining about that, all our interest is on federal.
The so called governors incapacitated the closest government to the people (LG), nobody is complaining..our problem is the federal.
I pity us so much.

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Science/Technology / Re: What Is This Animal Called by kaymandak(m): 7:47pm On Aug 30, 2021
duro4chang:
Slug . That is the name . The word sluggish came from this animal become it is slow in movement and in everything.
Just like animal called Idiot because of its dullness and idiotism.

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