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LiteratureRe: Me, You, And Them: Book 1 (A Romance Novellete By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 6:02pm On Aug 24, 2016
Chummypinky:
thank u,we wil be waitin
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CrimeRe: Throwback Photo Of A 'Dick Thief' Being Beaten By Angry Mob by kayo80(m): 3:57pm On Aug 24, 2016
Bullshit unproven stories of backward people.
LiteratureRe: Me, You, And Them: Book 1 (A Romance Novellete By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 2:58pm On Aug 24, 2016
I will upload more chapters when I get home tonight.
LiteratureRe: Me, You, And Them: Book 1 (A Romance Novellete By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 2:55pm On Aug 24, 2016
Godmother:
Following smiley
Thanks Godmother.
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LiteratureRe: Me, You, And Them: Book 1 (A Romance Novellete By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op):
Chapter 3

As Tony led her into the bungalow, she kept repeating the same thing, “Do you want to build a snowman?” It was like a song she was singing, but it appeared she couldn’t remember the other lines of the song, so she repeated the first line over and over. He was glad he didn’t have to carry her. “What’s this place?” She said in an American accent as she entered Tony’s apartment, and staggered along behind him. He sat her down on his room bed and she immediately fell sideways on the bed. He removed her shoes, and put her legs on the bed. With her eyes closed, she grabbed the pillow and made herself comfortable in bed. He laughed a little before reaching out to remove the small bag she had hung to her shoulder. She mumbled some words Tony couldn’t make out as he lifted up her upper body to remove the bag. He put the bag on the floor, and as he moved her weave-on to the back of her head, she opened her eyes for a few seconds before falling asleep again. “She’s a real beauty, right?” Ayo said from behind him.

He gasped before speaking. “So, what are we going to do now?”
“Don’t worry. She will be alright in the morning.” He said as he reached into the pockets of his jeans. “You can give her this for cab fare.” From the look of the wad of five hundred Naira notes, Tony could tell the total money was about ten thousand.
He collected the money before saying “You are not sticking around?”
“Dude, my wife has been calling my phone non-stop. I got to bounce.”
“But…”
“Please, just do this for me.” He said as he reached into his back pocket to hand Tony a bunch of rumpled up one thousand Naira notes. “Dude, I got to go like right now. I’ll call in the morning.” He said as he headed out of the room.
After watching Ayo’s Kia Cerato zoom off, he reached into his pocket and pulled out the money his friend had given him. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5; he counted the one thousand Naira notes in his hand as a smile appeared on his face. He breathed a sigh of relief before walking back into the house. I sure can afford to give my new guest some comfort, Tony thought to himself as he headed to the backyard where his generator set was.

………………..

He felt someone in front of him, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the girl standing there naked, looking disoriented. He couldn’t remember the last time he saw a nude woman, and he was transfixed by her beautifully shaped breast and flat tummy. He rushed to catch her as her body collapsed to the floor.
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LiteratureRe: Me, You, And Them: Book 1 (A Romance Novellete By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op):
Chapter 2
The fire from the camp gas cylinder went from blue, to a mix of blue and yellow flames, to flickering blue and yellow flames appearing here and there, and then the fire finally died out. Tony sat on the small stool, with his eyes on the pot, but his mind was a million miles away. After it finally dawned on him that his last hope of a meal was gone, he got up from where he was seated and opened the pot. He felt deflated when he noticed the water wasn’t even hot enough to cook the noodles. In a frustrating state, he flung the pot cover he had in his hand towards the kitchen entrance, kicked the kitchen cabinet, and punched the wall.


A few seconds later when the pain set in, he sat on the floor and bowed his head. He stayed in that position for several minutes, wishing he would cry. He had always believed If he could bring himself to cry, things would start to get better after that because it would mean he had reached rock bottom. But, all the while, from all his gravely depressed states, he could never bring himself to shed tears.


After a couple of minutes of hopelessness, he picked his lanky 6 ft 1 self up and walked over to the pot. Time in water had loosened up the noodles a little bit. He picked up the pot from its shaky handle and moved over to the sink. As he emptied the water in the pot, he felt a little better. At least I was sure of one last meal before he went into oblivion, he thought to himself.


In the past, he had had many session of going days without food and he was somehow hoping this wasn’t going to be yet another of those times. He tasted the noodles sauce before emptying in into the pot; an act he had been practicing for more than ten years now. Even when he heard it could cause cancer, he still couldn’t bring himself to stop the habit.


After devouring his half-cooked meal directly from the pot, he sat on the floor and stared through space as the thoughts of suicide slowly crept into his mind. He had thought of it many times but couldn’t figure out the best way to exit this world. He thought poisoning himself would be a good idea, but then he would leave a lot of work for the people that would get his body down to the mortuary, and he wouldn’t like that. He occasionally thought of jumping off the Third Mainland Bridge. That would be a very easy way to die, because he never learnt how to swim. And after drowning, the Lagos State Government would probably pull out his body from the lagoon and deposit it in the morgue. But then, the news of his death would be all over the local news and social media sites, and he sure didn’t want to leave his family with the kind of lasting stigma that would bring, so he crossed out that option from his mind. He was left with the option of traveling to a foreign land to kill himself, but that would also be bad for his family. Because they would be searching for him for many years, not knowing he was dead.
He sighed and let his hands drop to the floor so that they made a slapping sound as his palms hit the tiled floor. Tony was tired of life but couldn’t exit this world without leaving a lot of people in misery. The reality of that made him feel more hopeless.


As the last generator set in his compound went dead, and everywhere became quiet, he heard the sound of his phone. That part of him that still wanted to live sprang up and he rushed out of the kitchen. The phone had stopped ringing by the time he made it to his room. On the screen was a notification showing he had 9 missed calls and one text message. As he navigated through his phone, he saw it was Ayo that had been calling. His emotions went from excitement to panic. The last time they had spoken, Ayo had been very angry that he hadn’t paid back the hundred thousand Tony had borrowed from him earlier on in the year. “Tony, I know we are friends, but you need to get me that money whichever way you can.” he remembered Ayo saying.

He looked up at his wall clock and the time was 12:47 am. He didn’t understand why his friend would be calling him this late at night. Just as he was about to check the message notification that was blinking on his phone, Ayo’s phone call came on again. He picked up and said “Hello! What’s up?”
“Are you home?” The voice on the other end said.
“Yes I am. What’s up?”
“Thank God.”
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LiteratureMe, You, And Them: Book 1 (A Romance Novellete By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op):
Me, You, and Them: Book 1

A Romantic Suspense Story



The tick tock sound from her watch sounded loud as she sat in the quiet room, starring at a muted TV. She wiped off the tears from her face with the back of her hand, and continued changing channels on the TV. Something caught her attention on screen and she quickly turned off the mute button on the TV. She lost interest after 5 minutes and switched off the Television set.
“I’m rich. I’m supposed to be happy.” She said out loud before breaking into a sobbing session. Judith cried uncontrollable, and her whole body vibrated from where she sat on the king sized bed. This was meant to be a vacation to help her feel better, but it seemed being alone in the retreat had made her feel worse.


She flipped her braids to the back and got off the bed. Looking at her reflection in the mirror attached to the wardrobe made her feel a little better. Her flat tummy made her breasts appear bigger than they actually were under the tight fitting white t shirt she had on. And her jeans brought out the curves of her lower body. She spun her 5ft7 slim frame around, and a smile appeared on her face as she did so. Judith was referred to as The Last of the Mohicans by a lot of Bloggers and TV presenters because she was one of the few female celebrities left in the country that hadn’t bleached her skin. The brown skin beauty was the envy of all, and her fan-base kept rising with each passing year. Although it appeared from the outside looking in that she had it all, she had spent many nights crying alone in her mansion.


After an obsessive amount of time spent admiring herself in the mirror, Judith grabbed her car keys from the bedside stool and walked out the room.
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CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Jegede Wears Ankara Bikini (Photos) by kayo80(m): 10:59am On Aug 24, 2016
rokiatu:
She's hot no homo.

Her skin tone is bomb.com kiss
Thanks to photoshop.
BusinessRe: How Nigeria Is Making It Easier For Small Businesses To Get Funding by kayo80(m): 10:46am On Aug 24, 2016
TheGoodJoe:


If you do not want to farm, leave it and do not try to discourage those who want to.

The investment and time line for a technological movement will not yield dividends soon. The farming movement will create immediate employment, drive down the dependence on imported foods and reduce the cost for foods.

Please, those who are ready to role their sleeves should make use of the opportunities now.
Thank you jare.
BusinessRe: How Nigeria Is Making It Easier For Small Businesses To Get Funding by kayo80(m): 10:43am On Aug 24, 2016
AnonyNymous:
I'm just surprised by the population density in the east shocked
It is only that dense in December. They are all in Lagos, Kano, and all over Nigeria the rest of the year.
CrimeRe: Bengaluru: Nigerian Drug Peddler Arrested, Cocaine Worth 13 Lakhs Seized by kayo80(m): 7:54pm On Aug 23, 2016
AKMoney1:
What?


We cannot accept this, he must be IBO. angry embarassed
LMAO!!!
BusinessRe: N20,000 Changed To N10 Notes In Ibadan, Apata (Photos) by kayo80(m): 7:50pm On Aug 23, 2016
Stelvin101:
The woman was hypnotized before given the money and not that the money changed. Simple
End of story.
Science/TechnologyRe: Pictures Of A Live Snake Caught By A Farmer This Morning by kayo80(m): 1:15pm On Aug 23, 2016
eddyline:
looks like a Python. not poisonous but deadly non the less
If it is not poisonous, how is it deadly? It is not large enough to constrict its prey. So, how is it deadly? I really just want to know. We learn everyday.
HealthRe: #RipMayowa Trends As Nigerians Mourn Mayowa Ahmed by kayo80(m): 11:14am On Aug 23, 2016
ochallo:
How would you know if she apologizes when you've stopped visiting the blog. Because she has.
Okay. That is better. I would try and search for the post where she apologized.
HealthRe: Doctors Remove 40 Knives From Man's Stomach In India (pic) by kayo80(m): 6:46pm On Aug 22, 2016
Well, look at what some Asians do for for fun. So, this is not too shocking.

HealthRe: Doctors Remove 40 Knives From Man's Stomach In India (pic) by kayo80(m): 6:38pm On Aug 22, 2016
Batlan01:
40 knives??
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/nvrmnd.gif
lol! This your gif got me hypnotized. I watched it for like 10 minutes.
PoliticsRe: Buhari And His Security Aides Leaving His Residence. PICS by kayo80(m): 6:22pm On Aug 22, 2016
aminho:
We call it the lose triangle formation it only applies if he is in a non hostile environment while diamond formation if he is in environment that looks hostile
GBAM!
HealthRe: #RipMayowa Trends As Nigerians Mourn Mayowa Ahmed by kayo80(m): 9:47am On Aug 22, 2016
Pain:
If you guys know how arrogant Linda and her family have become, you will her no business visiting her convoluted blog. I blame Corporate Nigeria for their lack of values and patronage for mediocrity.
I stopped visiting the blog after that scam news she posted on Mayowa. And she hasn't even apologized for the post sef.
HealthRe: #RipMayowa Trends As Nigerians Mourn Mayowa Ahmed by kayo80(m): 10:54pm On Aug 21, 2016
mastermaestro:
The "smile to the bank" part is an inappropriate statement to a family in melancholy. I'm unimpressed. angry
And the girl is still defending her comments. She just dey vex me with her insensitive statements right now. When some predicament befall some people they blame the devil or one witch, not knowing they are the ones that brought it upon themselves with their utterances.
HealthRe: #RipMayowa Trends As Nigerians Mourn Mayowa Ahmed by kayo80(m): 10:51pm On Aug 21, 2016
kennygee:
If she had a chance of survival, good. But she didn't. What doctor told them he or she could heal her with that amount of money?
I never like saying this, but I just have to say it...It seems you have never lost a loved one before. You are talking like a kid, or someone with no heart at all. And for you to say Linda Ikeji and Aimakhu did nothing wrong is absurd. Linda went on her blog (that is read by millions) and said Mayowa planned with her family to scam Nigerians. What kind of mind would come up with such conclusion. What would a dying girl gain from scamming Nigerians for money?
RomanceRe: Girls, How Would You React To A Suprise Wedding From Your Man? by kayo80(op): 10:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
Incrizz:
Omagosh that would be so romantic. I would love him forever...like submit like a doormat...like respect him...anything he wants *tearsssssss*

I hate stess gosh *rolls eyes*
lol! Cool.
HealthRe: #RipMayowa Trends As Nigerians Mourn Mayowa Ahmed by kayo80(m): 10:41pm On Aug 21, 2016
Motherfucker2:
So, you can trade the life of your sister or parents for $100,0000 ??
Don't mind the airhead. I am guessing she is one of those olosho girls who have nothing upstairs or a small girl.
HealthRe: #RipMayowa Trends As Nigerians Mourn Mayowa Ahmed by kayo80(m): 10:36pm On Aug 21, 2016
kennygee:
This Mayowa woman stood no chance with stage 4 cancer, isnt that what the doctors at LASU said? That there was no use, so what was the point of the fund raising?

Linda and Toyin did no wrong here.

You raise funds for people who have a chance of survival, but stage 4 cancer, she was going to die any ways.

Guess the family members will smile to the bank now.
Your comment is so insensitive. Do you think people that love their sister/daughter would be thinking of money at this moment? If you love someone, and the best doctor in the world tells you they are going to die, but you can still see them alive, you will just give up like that? I can't believe some comments I am reading on here right now.
RomanceRe: Girls, How Would You React To A Suprise Wedding From Your Man? by kayo80(op): 9:59pm On Aug 21, 2016
Titilayooni:
yes it is possible,I watched it online,ts d biggest wedding proposal/wedding ever...the lady was just in tears all thru.. If na me,ts gonna come as a surprise,tears of joy but will still pull through till the end but I will forever cherish my man.
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SportsRe: How Mikel Stopped NFF From Hijacking Dollars Given To Dream Team By Japanese Bus by kayo80(m): 9:52pm On Aug 21, 2016
greggng:
Siasia has got his own technical crew to share the fund the way it suits him is non of our business. Remember this man has not received salary for more than 5 months.
Okay. Thanks for the comment.
AgricultureRe: Why Is Imported Frozen Chicken Cheaper Than Live Chicken In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 7:57pm On Aug 21, 2016
Chinks:
it's possible to get live chickens all year round. I reside in Minna, Niger State.
I know it is possible to get live chicken all year round, but is it possible to sell it all year round and make good money?
SportsRe: How Mikel Stopped NFF From Hijacking Dollars Given To Dream Team By Japanese Bus by kayo80(m): 7:54pm On Aug 21, 2016
miqos02:
siasia will share among the technical staff
Okay. Thanks for this comment. I have been getting insults all day.
SportsRe: How Mikel Stopped NFF From Hijacking Dollars Given To Dream Team By Japanese Bus by kayo80(m):
9jaBloke:
I think you need it more, so your topics can also make front page grin
Hey fagget. You are going to regret posting my pic on this Faceless forum. I am going to make life miserable for you, spiritually, physically, and mentally. You would never know what hit you.


On Wednesday the 24th of August, by 4:30 pm, you, 9jabloke shall experience serious headcase, which shall last till you apologize for what you did. Even if it takes you days to apologize, the headache shall persist.
AgricultureRe: Why Is Imported Frozen Chicken Cheaper Than Live Chicken In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 4:12pm On Aug 21, 2016
smellingmenses:
Ibadan
Okay. Thanks. I actually live in Ibadan. I will look into this. I wonder how much they sell live chickens in Sango.
AgricultureHow Cheap Are You Willing To Sell Your Chickens? by kayo80(op): 4:10pm On Aug 21, 2016
It cost about 850 Naira to raise my chickens from Day Old Chicks to maturity, and I sell them for about 2k-2k5 during festive periods. But after those periods, I sell to my friends that make barbecue for N1,200. I still make rofit, but I don't have too many friends to sell to. So, I just want to know...My fellow poultry business Nairalanders- how cheap are you willing to sell your chickens when it is not festive period?
AgricultureRe: Why Is Imported Frozen Chicken Cheaper Than Live Chicken In Nigeria? by kayo80(op): 4:04pm On Aug 21, 2016
smellingmenses:
I know of Dutse market
Also Sango/Mokola market.... You have to provide the means of preparing the chicken at an extra cost clients will be happy to pay i.e. a hundred naira... You slaughter and remove the feathers also split it in pieces as they desire....
Hmm! True. I will look into this. Thanks. And are you talking about the Sango in Lagos, or the one in Ibadan?
SportsRe: How Mikel Stopped NFF From Hijacking Dollars Given To Dream Team By Japanese Bus by kayo80(m): 4:02pm On Aug 21, 2016
9jaBloke:
I think you need it more, so your topics can also make front page grin
You're still talking?

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