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miccoy:
Happy Sallah Celebration to all Good Muslims out there. It is I, Miccoy, and am saying, " do not get it twisted"

PS: I love all Muslim Girls!

But it seems d allegation is true oo. One can hardly see u nd surprisingly today is sallah den u showed up whic means you av been released on bail just like Goje and son Lol

ademasta:
Hehehe... You want to steal the thrend? Ok go ahead. Steal babatawa and kbs468 join plus includind urself. In short, steal everyone that wouldn't let me enjoy DERACATHY.

Hilsocial u dont need 2 take him seriously because he doesnt knw his left and right else how will u describ a man who said he is dieing 4 hadassaheke a while ago nd now comin 4 ur deracathy?

Annybens1993:
any1 in the house? ?

yes come in Annybens1993. The ladies spanner is around *my nickname*

whizqueen:
Where the hell are you I've been ringing the bell for almost twenty minutes now. Comman open this gaddem door

calm down bae, I av not known u 2 b so angry b4? So sorry always ok and welcome. *whisperin* my friend Xcozee is around. Come in pls

ademasta:
Abeg where dem dey sell nysc khaki materials? I need to arrange am, carry am go give tailor...btw, any tailor for here? Haywire1, majidyusuf, 2el, xcozee, aare2050, shawwal, kbs468(may God win the stone heart of whizqueen for you), hilsocial, foxxynik, gazaliah(this one na quranworm, but till admiring zeeenas sha), stancity, elmisti, harinhorla, babatawa(how dis one go even sabi sew cloth wen be say na dem goldenone, jemimaa01, beamborla, allsmyles, rmfunky, deracathy and co naim em go dey chase all about with em long stick)...hmmm anybody again? So none of you sabi sew cloth! Common cloth?!! Oga o... Na wah o... Ok make i ask the ladies. Shioor! Hw dem ladies self wan sabi sewing wen be say dem babatawa, kbs468 and co no go allow dem rest. Well in the absence of any, i will still have to visit my tailor's shop make e help me sew my nysc khaki make e look like general buhari own. Make e put enof 'star symbols', 5 eagle symbols, aso rock symbol and some other ceremonial tags... Yes, so that when i get to camp, na me go dey give soldiers instructions. I go say make them no allow any of them hilsocial, xcozee, 2el, babatawa, shawwal1 to shake or talk to any girl during both the camping and the course of nysc program. Yes, na me dey talk! And anybody wey sabi Hadassaheke make e help me tell her say na her die i dey die o... Na because of her i dey do all dis o. I know say she nor get the strenght to satisfy my want, so make she just born me the 7 boys. I go look for another lady(probably any of allsmyles and deracathy, or both) wey go born me the remaining 5girls. That's all.
Cc
Engr Ademasta.

Babatawa see d 3rd epistle writter oo

I am sure Xcozee is capable, besides u ar just givin a wrong impression of Whizqueen nee oo because I know her 2 b cool, calm, easy goin, lovely and above all sweet and sexy

As u av described Gazaliah 2 b Qur'anworm, well I take it as a compliment so he knws d rules dat Zeeenas is taken so no 'admiration' 4rm him 2 her as u alledged


Hadassaheke there you heard him saying all he wants is you but I dont trust him because he is only eyeing ur 2 million oo as he is always talkin of bank alert every now and den


Aare2050 and hilsocial will not b happy hearin u talk about Allsmyles and Deracathy respectively like dat ooo

muhyideenabdul:
Back to the business, what will be an indication to know that one has problem with JAMB which might deny him/her to be mobilized? Pls elaborate this to my ignorance. Thanks.

Just use ur phone or oda gadgets to log on 2 jamb site and click on jamb post registration e-facilities and den supply ur jamb number 2 check ur admission status. If no congratulatory message showin ur photo, name, school, course and faculty appears, den u av a problm which requires ungent attention. Cheers

hadassaheke:
special, huh? Kbs468, did you hear what she said? Xcozee, am happy for u o......gud day e-famz........

Gud afternoon hadassaheke. Yes we are happy 4 him too because he is in our house not 4 Goron sallah alone but special Goron sallah as Zeeenas has informed Whizqueen of his coming. *afterall u cant jilt someone naa just because he is an ex*

starlight101:
Barka da sallah to our muslims brother and sister here
majidyisuf
idee91
babatawa
kbs468
benebaby
Aare2050
Gazaliah
haliluck
jemimaa1
Zeeenas
Aminat508 do have a fun filled day and avoid crowd gathering

thanx starlight and ur advice will be taken seriously.


But certainly d final abode of suciders is HELL FIRE owing 2 a repeat of dia actions in Eid ground today in Damaturu, Yobe state

Xcozee:

[size=25pt][color=ash]ZEENAS 

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Dont worry, just relax ok. Since you are now around, Zeeenas has gone to fetch Whizqueen 4 you

Zeeenas:
but u didnt give an acceptance speech.

I sure did *because you were not present during presentation naa so you wouldnt know*

goldenone:
hmmmmmmm am sure there's a good explanation for that! am certain

ok pls dont approach him violently ok, just use ur normal feminine subtleness alright and dont let him know I told u anytin oo *Babatawa go hear am today because I knw d goldenone with her golden psych*

hilsocial:
Make he do return my car abeg.

haba! No b u promise me say I go use am throughtout today because today naa special socializing day?

ademasta:
Who told you i have started your project? FYI ur project is still in blueprint(paper). Project initiation starts as soon as alert enters!

What! I must see my lawyer immediately he comes back 4rm d sallah holiday. He has been playing over my intelligence

theSpark:
he went to impress Zeenas with the Bugatti

not really because Zeeenas knows it belongs 2 a true friend

ademasta:
That's why your head be like egg roll

Lol but u av not met me? So how did u know how I look? Beside my project u are handlin in d left estate was given 2 u through my estate lawyer cum agent

foxxynik:
#FaCTS
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People with higher IQs tend to have a more difficult time falling asleep at night due to increased brain activity.

Hmmmn like I did yesterday. Physika too was involved in it

ademasta:
kbs468 how you dey ooo... See me greeting you in portuguese *kbs468 emprie do brainica calculatio. Cha o!*

I am good man. Lol Thanx man. Naa so we dey roll

shawwal1:
Hahaha I swear they should be ready for court appearance latest Wednesday

Make them no try any shit,meat wey u send no b public meat bt private meat

dont worry there wont b any court action since u are now at our house and Zeeenas is busy fetching d dishes

whizqueen:
I've been calling ya phone since morning you didn't answer. I was at your doorstep for hours ringing the bell yet no response. I jes had to leave. Though I'm disappointed sha but not probs

pls dont be. Soo sorry about dat, I 4got 2 inform u dat we are going 4 special eid prayer within dat time but pls dont go far because Xcozee is coming around specially 4 you ok

Stancity:
[size=30]Happy Enjoyment to you all[/size]


Babatawa
Jemimaa01
majidyusuf
Shawwal1
Kbs468
Zeeenas Haliluck
Shawwal1
Idee91
Gazaliah
Majidyusuf
Burantashii kunlesufyan
muhyideenabdul
noordean

Thanx man. Jah bless

goldenone:
babatawa dearest good morning and happy um salah!!! op u av attended to friedplantain?

I trust him, must av attended 2 it through mouth action and he will soon do same with is fingers using his phone or otherwise

Xcozee:

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fear fear naa wetin make Zeeenas no gree you b dat

Xcozee:

[size=15pt]OYA IF U HEAR UR NAME COMEOUT 

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[size=15pt]AND GIVE ME MA GORO SALLAH! 

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Babatawa
Jemimaa01
majidyusuf
Shawwal1
Kbs468
Zeeenas
Haliluck
Shawwal1
Idee91
Gazaliah
Majidyusuf
Burantashii
kunlesufyan
muhyideenabdul
noordean

shey you dey come naa, if not 4 anything atleast you must come see Whizqueen nauw

Aare2050:
oh! ok, now i get it. let him continue..... i will be looking at him from my mansion

Ok

shawwal1:
Alhmdulilah aswell

Waiting for sallah meat o

sent already but may b its been diverted 4 other use as e b say today naa sallah

foxxynik:
#FACTS
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Psychology: Distance doesn't necessarily ruin a relationship. You don't have to see someone everyday to be in love.

Zeeenas knows dis very well


Today is a get togeda day so i wont say a 2nd goal but sallah celebration integral

shawwal1:
Hahahaha you no go kill me with lafter

I no go stingy especially when it involves you

How sallah they go for ur side?

I trust you. Alhamdullilah and how ar you preparing 4 jummat prayer?

Aare2050:
what are u guys upto?

goldeejay wants 2 take advantage of his address proximity 2 Allsmyles so I said you might feel threatened and den he asked me 2 tell u 2 up ur game, hence my reply above

foxxynik:
#FACTS
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People who laugh more are able to tolerate pain better, both physical and emotional.

Like we ARSENAL FANS

golddeejay:
oh! Me am just doing my thing! I like her e-personality, she is frm my 'alumni' & stays not far frm me. Oh! Still making Aare2050 feel threatened, tell him to up it an inch...Lol

he didnt say so anyway and I cant speak 4 him remember, so no need of tellin him anytin



Oya Zeeenas pls our guest are here 4 d sallah get togeda and pls you may invite Whizqueen as a gud neighbor to assist in serving since she told me she is ready 2 get busy 2day in d spirit of sallah celebration

shawwal1:
You be the real Keyboard warrior lol happy sallah free chicken for my side

I remain loyal man. Lol pls no dey stingy like Babatawa oo because urs is a double celebration in Sallah and Birthday

goldenone:
babatawa dearest good morning and happy um salah!!! op u av attended to friedplantain?

I am quite sure he has attended 2 it by mouth action and very soon he will do same by his fingers using his phone or otherwise