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Xcozee:
[size=18pt]lol! Haywire1 has answered d main tin [/size]

yea seen it

[quote author=Xcozee post=35732582][color=red][b][i][size=28pt][font=serif]GOOD MORNING GREAT PEOPLE
Good morning Man. How was ur nyt? Hope the stress is gone with the night.

sydneyboss:
Xcozee, hilsocial, Deracathy, and all fellow futoites, I hail! una hear wetin happen to our fellow guy?

May he rest in peace. Hmmmmmmn after clearance, just to pass the night with his babe and that was all. Ooohhhh death.

hadassaheke:
Good morning e-fam.......

morning pretty

goldenone:
I trust babatawa the tessy must be his new P.A

You are the one to be trusted as a P.A to someone else but not trusting Babatawa with a strange feminine aura. Lol just keep it up cause you represent a true woman every man should be jelous of.

ademasta:
Hehehe...u get odeshi naim u no begin dey sell am for here?

you know say me I no sabi dupe people naa if not I for don hit Maiduguri and the likes

goldenone:
Awwwww babatawa they know u take care of me, unless they want to pretend!

Hmmmmmmn dats true love. Whatever the situation, always protecting his interest. *Danger alert! He is thinking about one Tessy ooo*

ademasta:
Which kind signal, bomb alert Picking race is my hobby

Haaa odeshi, omokunrin mesonla auto neutralizer!

ademasta:
Oga, wateva name u call am, pap na akamu... Utme na stil jamb, abi no be so? Xcozee no just wan gree us ni, na we get the real analysis

Abi oo naa 'jokingly' response him dey after

dolafunmi:
Kbs468 ... hello

Hi dolafunmi Gud a.m *my ba3 is giving me signal*

haywire1:
I get degree for psychology, one of d reasons dey call me haywire


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your answer may not be the only correct response ooo because he asked 'How possible is that'? And remember in your school days, almost 90% of project work one way or the other has elements of statistics

haywire1:
Base on ur use of grammar

29 students Failed

SIX is name of the only person that passed


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I thought of same thing b4 but when I remembered one of the questions being asked during MTNF scholarship Test, I had to go the way of analytic practicum

deracathy:
oboi see page 782

800 is tomorrow night.
900.is week Friday
1000
aldonbelivit
can't miss that page.

To the new comers
oya shakiti bobo
to the old comers
who chop my indomie o?

Deracathy you and indomie sef? Abi you no sabi cook another delicacy nee? Lol remember say the express road to a man's HEART is the table first ooo *just pulling your legs nee oo*

ademasta:
Xcozee don bring wetin i sabi chop... Yes see the answer: 30 students wrote Jamb. Initially, 24students failed and 6students passed. Then after the post utme and admission processes only 1student got the admission while 5 others were rejected. So now do the simple mathematics...24students that failed jamb+5students that were rejected by the institution= the 29 that failed. Trust engineboiz, we can manipulate even the world!

Let a mathematician here rebuff ur claim. 1. utme wasn't mentioned
2. Remember that during jamb exam, students taking similar course are usually grouped together. E.g medicine, pharmacy, nursing etc so out of 30, 29 fails to secure medicine cut-off. Then out of 29, only 5 passed for other courses. So the 5 plus 1 that pass for medicine makes it 6 that pass out of 30

majidyusuf:
this new timers way no know anything about history go dey feel like Champs

Naa mistaken goals ooo much like own goal sef because they dont even know its a goal. So they dont brag about their victory even

Xcozee:
[size=18pt]baba na! Ya ne? Ansha ruwa lafiya ko? Pls paraphrase again let me get u clearer! [/size]

Ruwa alhamdullilah. What I mean is e.g 29 failed medicine 250 cut-off point except 1 candidate. But 5 others out of the 29 scored atleast 180 or 150 points for uni or poly admission

Xcozee:
[size=22pt]BRAIN TEASE 4D WEEK!
in a class made up of 30 students that sat for jamb exams...29 students failed but only Six passed! How is this possible? [/size][size=18pt]oya, where are the gurus? Make we jolly dis weekend [/size]

It is possible for 29 candidates to fail the cut-off points for a particular course and only 6 scores a university, polytechnic or COE entry cut-off points. Note d 6 includes the only person that pass the course cut-off point

ademasta:
3 Ladies Only you? Abeg zoom me your picture weda i fit see how strong you are... Hmmm, e no dey show for face sha

Omo you fit do am for am naa afterall no b 2 pages you don disvirgin 4 this thread so naa goal we dey call am for here anyway

Stancity:
Wait,, You mean sey everything wey you mention enter ur stomach
which other heavy food u want?

Bros i hail o

No be say naa same quantity naa, just taste taste and Akamu be the main thing

Stancity:
Wetin you swallow

Dabino, water melon, apple, Akamu and Akara in dat order cause I dont like heavy food by this time but from next friday equation will change

babatope88:
This Ministry is moving fast

you naa Babatope abi naa Baba Tope ? Because we get Babatawa. Oya follow protocol by doing formal intro

Stancity:
Kbs468, why u dey peep na

Hmmmn I was actually busy signing contract with my stomach ooo

goldenone:
hmmmmmm thanks i know babatawa will come to my rescue soon!

I know he will surely do but I hope it wont be late by the time he comes online

Zeeenas:
A man was walking dwn d strt wen he saw ppl circling a body. He went close nd found out it was a woman.He found her licence which reads Anne as her name alongside her residence no. He called up nd her husband picked. He said to him " ur wife is dead" nd d husband said "no it can't b". D man said "pls come nd confam". 10 min l8r, d husbnd arrived nd shouted"Anne&broke down. The man luked @ d police officer nd said "arrest dis man, he is d murderer"
y is he d murderer. I know say na gurus full dis house. Gud a.m to u all.

First and foremost, congrat for scoring a beautiful goal as you are. He is the murderer because he got to the scene within 10 minutes of notice devoid of location address

goldenone:
Pls read dis...Pls am sorry for not coming online regulary these days, it's because my iphone6 had a problem and my ipad battery is dead. My sister is wit my Samsung galaxy note4. Am just here sitting alone since my parent travelled to london. I would have skyped wit you but i misplaced my Apple laptop power pack so i have to hit south Africa to get a new one. I wanted visiting the mall tonight but my Aunt went out wit my bugatti and my junior brother is out wit the 2014 range rover,the toyota highlander had a little problem, the tyre of Honda CRV is flat and i hate driving lexus jeep at night, i tried calling our driver to come and pick me with my mum's ferrari but no airtime in my account, so can you please send me MTN 750 so that i can call him plz.

Why not mention Babatawa for an immediate response? Else people will always be reading only as you plead just as I did but with an advise anyway

Aprime:
Fish-Brain-Maniac.
Isn't she denying herself sex as well?

Bros, for someone to leave home for more than 4days means alot. Where does she sleep? Attending parties here and there, well you know the rest, so definitely she must be getting bleeped somewhere.

Xcozee:
[size=19pt]imagine a scenario where the state (or capital) you will be posted to will be based on the first letter of your 'username'(on nairaland) or 'first name'...where will yours be? Mine will be 'Umuahia' kos my first name starts with a letter 'U' [/size]

Or UYO the capital of Akwa Ibom state. Mine will either of kano, kaduna, katsina, kogi or kebbi. That of babatawa will be interesting- Benue, Bayelsa, Borno, Birnin kebbi or Benin. Zeeenas will be heading to Zamfara Lol. Sweerie i am not wishing that for you oo just the analysis demanded here.

Sambest2:
#countdown #B'15 #stream'1
111 days.

May we be among the lucky ones Amen

Gazaliah:
Hilsocial
Ayima
Aare
2el
Stancity
Physika
Haywire
majidyusuf
Hadassaheke
Shawwal1
Iykebest1
Kbs468
Zeenas
Sydneyboss
Deracathy
Donpsymon
Thespark
Babatawa
Thespark


Xup all

I for one is doing great man. I believe everyone too is doing same. The peaceful Gazaliah

Xcozee:
[size=18pt]lol! u suppose d act nollywood o [/size]

Naa politics dey sell nau oo. See Desmond Elliot and Murray Bruce

Zeeenas:
In bey's voice'Sweet dreams or a beautiful night mare, either way i hope we all see tmrw.' Gud night to u all,Wish u a peaceful nite rest.

Looking forward to your dream about paradise

bjay5585:
Yea bro.... But I think few r going wit B15 in my sch cus they av all gone wit A15. there's a gal here Harinola she's from my sch but I dnt knw weda she's for B15 or A16

Alright but I believe she is for B15 too.