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***rolling on d floor laughing***
when i wanna play game,i wanna play ma card.

& point of correction lad,
i don't just have a face ma mum luv,i equally hav one dat will sweep all nairaland ladies 2 ma doorstep

It's better i am silly than 2 b very stupid & insensitive like u.
U're just dormant like d yolk, just like ur name sounded.
Anyway, am not rude like u.
U flex much dude. I think u need a gal mate.

All d guys are on onething,the under-daks.
2 me,not only that,everything u want 4rm we men¤

Wow,yorke is looking 4 ma trouble.
How can we meet face 2 face, so i can beat out your mums child birth-bosom milk 4rm u.
U berra don't dare me coward.
Ain't no body f*cking with me, mehn!!

dre11:
D modern day women re 'theives',
dey roll with d highest bidder.
For more insight about a modern day woman read PROVERBS 7 VRS 5-27.

wow,so its really in d bible.
Women,hayy!

Maybe u wanna get even.
Don't let me blast u up dude!¿

I think yorke & cold have an outstanding-diplomatic problem
they just bash into reply without reading them.They nothing but comfirm dolts

Why did she called u 2 say that,u should tell ur guy that u her cousin
mr.Poster,u better run 4 ur Goddamned life.
Since u don't give her a bleep,know that, there must be another person giving her d bleep!,BODY NO BE FIREWOOD

I think u all should buy better advanced phone**wheeww**

Why don't u buy advanced nokia phones.

googles:
yahoo boy man

exactly wat i wanna say,googles.
D guy wants 2 do d undoable
@poster,
please 4 Gods sake don't shut somebodys bank acc, abegg o

Ok!

^^please ayile,
i need that file stuff too,pleeeeze!

^^^yeah, don't even pretend as if u've never come in contact with one,or maybe,don't tell me u are an enuch,that u can't woo around ladies,says d strumpet.

I suggest that mr.Cork shnuld be posting in education section 4 d mean time until we ask of him.
He even wants his id 2 b 'mr.Cock', due to his wrong writing,his now 'mr.Cock',meaning; mr bottle cover.***whooosh**

If she's too arrogant 4 u,just put ur hand in ur pocket,bring that bundled-up cash & swerv it a little bit on her face like u are hand-fanning urself.
I bet she melt in ur arms!!

Modern day chics,hmmn??
If u don't bang them so well, u are off d line or may be couple of insensitive-ill mannered junky creatures,still yet where u will find d modern day pleasures there-in. u know,just diagnose them & take them as they are.
They are like babies;sucks anything dat goes inside d mouth, Believe that!!

madoba:
The physical attributes i don't like about men are:

1. Small/tiny dicks [/b] that is a big NO NO for me. I like the medium and large size.
2. Unshaved & hairy armpits
3. Fat men
4. Pot bellied men
5. Ugly men
6. Long & unkept nails
7. Mouth & body odour
8. Dark lips (from tobacco smoking)
9. Shaving bumps left untreated.
10. Men with big heads or uneven shaped heads

this is d craziest thing am hearing tonight.Tanx 4 makin ma day,wheww**still laughing**

Yeah, thats exactly wot mine told me when i discovered dat she's making me d 8th guy!
I'm planning on what 2 do 2 her¿!?!

@ poster,
ur name still sucks 2 me
uwchh

i'm so under daks

that dude really deserve that
we need deemed him

whaaaat!!
and i don't even have bike 2 zoom around
tis is absolutely craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazyyy