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[size=15pt] aiiit,that yatcht had better not sink [/size]

[size=15pt] People just bring questions Google can attend to,just in the name of making a post here,God is watchingSMH[/size]

[size=20pt] they should know what they were asking exhibiting mutiny,that's MILITARY baby! [/size]

angelTI:
Goodbye Mr and Mrs Jonathan. God be with you till we meet again. Safe trip back to your base

"BE WITH U UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN KEH "? LIVING ASO ROCK NO B DEATH SENTENCE NAH!

[size=20pt] GEJ is a GOOD MAN ,POLITICS was a wrong choice for him,the CLASSROOM would hv been a better option,the man is too soft for the game of POLITICS[/size]

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[size=30pt] Sai BABA !!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

[size=25pt] i feel he should start by looking for whoever posted this rubbish & talk sense into him/her[/size]

[size=15pt] mater dei [/size]

[size=20pt]cm hia Veev mama,u gatta gv that to Daddy,been waiting ....[/size]

[size=30pt]English language shah!,''FLEET OF CARS'' come d sound like sea of cars,not easy though[/size]

[size=15pt] JUST LIKE ASO VILLA COOKS WOULD START TAKING CARE OF KITCHEN AFFAIRS FOR THE HUBBY [/size]

[size=20pt]Some1 needs to start doing sth about Joblessness in this Nigeria,Coz u can't see an employed or even busy person trekking to only God knows where 4 such funny course ,SMH [/size]

[size=15pt] PRE BUHARI BOMB BLAST,HE SHOULD KNOW HIS OWN COUNT HAS STARTED #TheEarlierTheBetter [/size]

[size=15pt] WHEN WE CHOOSE TO MK OTHER PEOPLES PROBLEM OUR NEWS,E GET AS E B O! [/size]

danlaw:
Well, if you call God's work MAGIC, you will experience same magic that will have you in the hospital.

Am a Christian bro/Sis ,Gods does miracles but not when ppl has chosen to stage-manage it

BY

[size=20pt]WEN U JST TUK Sum1'S BABE/BABY MAMA AS A RESULT OF UR MONEY & AFFLUENCE,DAT'S CALLED #DoingAnOshiomole #Smh [/size]

[size=18pt]MAGIC DOESN'T LAST LONG,SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THAT MAN BK TO THE HOSPITAL [/size]

somegirl1:
She doesn't look happy

YOU GAT SAME VISION WT MUA

Dioxidane:
So I went for a job interview/test today at a manufacturing company and a very hilarious/scary scene played out before me.

I woke up in the morning and my head was banging like a 2 by 2 plywood was hit on it. Even the panadol I took did nothing to relieve me - the headache was dancing 'skelewu' around it.

When I got to the company and after normal security checks for invitations, I went in and saw others that were also invited. I realized that I was the last person to come in 'cos no other person came after me.

I did a head count and we were 20 persons - 13 guys and 7 ladies. And yeah, the 'chicks' were fine like hell.

I wasn't in any mood to 'chyke' any girl because of my headache, so I went on 'lock-up' mode, after all I came for a job test not to scoop girls. Other sharp guys were already in intimated conversations with some of the ladies.

Not too long after I came in, two men came and ushered us into a conference room. 'Damn, this is what I call a 5-star conference room', I thought.

The conference room was so posh and it's air conditioning could freeze ones brains out. The setting of the company was pristine, with everywhere looking so upper class. I never knew there were companies like that in Nigeria apart from oil companies. I even saw an 'ATM plaza' in the company! Imagine! I told myself I was going to get a job in that company whether the devil was comfortable with it or not.

After pep talks and collecting our CV's, the two men began distributing the test questions. There were 30 questions in all and we were to answer them in 1 hour. It was boldly written on it. 'Wow, very organized coy', I thought.

Looking at the questions, I was shocked! I knew the answers to some questions, I forgot the answers to some, I could manipulate some, but there were some I just didn't know!

I raised my head and realized the two men were no more in the conference room and the door was shut. The whole room was silent. I guess the others realized it at that same point, 'cos they began raising their heads and the guys that already had rapports with some of the ladies, in wanting to be 'caring', began asking the ladies if they could answer the questions and that if they didn't know any, they should simply ask.

Moments later, different talks began flying around in whispers: 'Do you know the answer to number 13?' 'I thought it's supposed to be on quantitative analysis.' 'No, it's qualitative analysis.' 'How do convert that value to inches?' 'Jeez, I've forgotten that formular'. 'I think it's height times r square'. 'Are you sure?' 'I can't remember exactly, but it should be something like that.'

I was still on 'lock-up' mode so I didn't talk to anyone. I just concentrated on my test while listening to words flying around, hoping that the answers to the ones I didn't know would drop.

I also wondered why we were left without supervision. 'Or was there a camera in here?', I thought. I looked around and saw a contraption in the ceiling, blinking a red light. It definitely didn't look like a camera!

We've already spent 30minutes. I had answered about 15 questions - the ones I was sure of. I looked around and saw some guys browsing on their phones, obviously checking the answers online. And being 'good guys', they were dishing out answers to some ladies too. 'Damn you PHCN!', I thought. I had already answered the questions I knew. I should have checked the others online and gotten the answers easily. I would have even had the opportunity to confirm the ones I had already answered. The battery in my phone was flat!

The lady sitting beside me was feeding off answers from the guy beside her. I was about asking her if she had answered (or 'obtained' the answer) to question 22 when the two men who issued the test walked in with 4 fierce looking security officers.

'You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, stand up!' One of them barked out. I was shocked! 8 persons were asked to stand up and I was among the 'yous'. And to think I didn't talk to or with anyone and I didn't cheat in any way, I was beginning to get angry.

The next words I heard were a relieve. 'The rest of you, drop your scripts and get out! Your test is over!'



Jeez, so they watching us after all! Some began begging, especially the ladies, but the sight of the fierce officers man-handling one of the guys that wanted to protest their action did something to calm their nerves.

Few minutes later, the conference room was quiet again. One of the men told us we had 15 minutes more and they left almost immediately. We were 6 guys and 2 ladies left. When they left, I looked around and everyone concentrated on his or her work. I was already done with the ones I knew and manipulated the ones I could.

Exactly 15minutes later, the men came and collected our scripts and told us they would get back to us.

I did my best. I pray I scale through, but I learnt a very vital lesson which other job seekers too could learn. I'm not going to mention the lessons. Decipher it yourself.

Lest I forget, try watching the movie 'THE EXAM' if you've not already done so.

Dioxidane

cc: Igwe Lalastica

YOUNG MAN U SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR HOLDING US ON SUSPENSE,U GAT US THERE MAN

WisdomCanada:
That was how I went to a wedding reception with my Aunty, everything was moving fine and the music was awesome, we were all happy and took pictures with the couple, I took selfies with my Aunty too, her name is Mummy B, she is fat, not too fat, I love her so much.. the event was moving fine, but when they started sharing the rice, Mummy B sent me on an errand, to go withdraw some money with her ATM card in a no nearby bank, before I could return, they have finished sharing the jolly rice, I asked Mummy B if she reserved some for me, she said "ahh, Canada ure a big boy, don't tell me u still eat jolly rice at ceremonies", as she was crushing the 2nd chicken lap, supposedly mine. I calmly gave her the money and ATM card and salivated out of the event venue with a teardrop on my chin, I later found out she ate mine, I didn't talk to her for 1whole week. Buh we've reconciled. I still love my Aunty Mummy B.

MY BROTHER YOU NEED TO SEE D NEAREST PSYCHIATRIC HOME

[size=15pt]BOKO HARAM HAS ENTERED NAIRALANND ,OF COURSE THAT'S D SHORTEST WAY TO PREPARE A GRENADE [/size]

[size=15pt]WHO CARES ABT TWIRRA ONCE D AINT SAYING THOSE TO HIS FACE[/size]

olutunde12:
Nope. I have seen his reason and until proven otherwise with evidence, i believe it. Even if I have my doubts, I cannot say I know why! Just as u cannot! And if you do, always let me see you here from next two weeks telling us why something was done and the other not done....from your house!

Aiiit ,we all are entitled to our opinions though

[size=20pt]ANOTHER OSAMA & GADAFI FOR US TO TAKE CARE OF,THE MAN IS A BEAST[/size]

olutunde12:
You dont know why. Do you know the meaning of the word KNOW? You KNOW because of what you read on the internet? Let me always see what u KNOW here when Bullhary takes over.

Okay guess u r sure & believe in what he calls his reasons because u work with him bah?,Hey man/woman u seem clueless politics wise