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muyeskin: Yes Bro. It's a pity i couldn't do a proper handing over. The links and connections i gathered back then through my political days are just wasting as against what i planned. That was why i felt like adding in my own little way but met something else... Still here though for the main time

pls give me int bout geology in oau, heard is hell,

Ur nw nw olubanjo temitope teminikan # gbam!!! te author=michaeltotti]I agree wit oga jodeks.nd sumone dt avnt cum to our thread b4 gan wunt knw dt it 4 aspirant.they'l tot we student nih.thou we r student.buh we stil like d name like dt til on our matric day.dnt change oga mod.



May una wait till matric day, olastep them thread stoped @ 418 ,nw c ours record, chilax, even nt all pd student way pass name don commot # lee nani


If u change am.awil gv u e-slap[/quote]

michaeltotti: xo u dnt know dt it snail dt sleep most?

kai mo gbe my history ticha no teach me da # lee nani

youngPRO: buhahahaha! Nice one! Really got me cracking!! Priest indeed.

crack ke, when u turn 2 wall, lol

Nyt nyt padi, hw was ur nyt # waw# gud mawin all join # lee nani

T.ice:
seriously laffin buh nt loud sha

may i touch ur laugh # smiles # its nt loud rili,na ASUU cause am # lee nani

michaeltotti: temitope jonah[/b]there z no way u cn lyk sleep.u cnt sleep pas snail[b]ahahaha

c theory oo, who tell u say snail dey slip lol

" MAY
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a
neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share
d lot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby
cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to
enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big
bag but dey didn't bother 2 pick dem since dey
had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a
drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d
cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: "one 4
me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u".... He
immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he
could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... "Father,
pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan
sharing corpse @ d cemetery"... Dey both ran
back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued :
"one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u'...
Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said: "wat
about d two @ d gate?"... Come see marathon
race!..d priest almost ran pass d church
gate..shouting: "We are not dead yet
oohh!!!". ....now u r laughing...Abi! Don't b
selfish, share, post, or send it to ur friends. Put
a smile on someone's face"
7 hours ago
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youngPRO: Chi, why are u not on 2go? Na MTN LITE u dey use? *winks*

" MAY
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a
neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share
d lot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby
cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to
enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big
bag but dey didn't bother 2 pick dem since dey
had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a
drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d
cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: "one 4
me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u".... He
immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he
could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... "Father,
pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan
sharing corpse @ d cemetery"... Dey both ran
back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued :
"one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u'...
Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said: "wat
about d two @ d gate?"... Come see marathon
race!..d priest almost ran pass d church
gate..shouting: "We are not dead yet
oohh!!!". ....now u r laughing...Abi! Don't b
selfish, share, post, or send it to ur friends. Put
a smile on someone's face"
7 hours ago
Like · Comment ·

youngPRO: Chi, why are u not on 2go? Na MTN LITE u dey use? *winks*

" MAY
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a
neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share
d lot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby
cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to
enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big
bag but dey didn't bother 2 pick dem since dey
had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a
drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d
cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: "one 4
me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u".... He
immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he
could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... "Father,
pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan
sharing corpse @ d cemetery"... Dey both ran
back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued :
"one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u'...
Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said: "wat
about d two @ d gate?"... Come see marathon
race!..d priest almost ran pass d church
gate..shouting: "We are not dead yet
oohh!!!". ....now u r laughing...Abi! Don't b
selfish, share, post, or send it to ur friends. Put
a smile on someone's face"
7 hours ago
Like · Comment ·

youngPRO: Chi, why are u not on 2go? Na MTN LITE u dey use? *winks*

Oluwatola5: Lolz....then enough course work for them ooo. dept of sweeping and clearing, faculty of steps and staircase.

very 4ny ,its fun avin stalites here wit us, no pride,make sense, omo # tola na depertment of clearin nd dustin,facuty of steps nd staircase management, lol

Evenin ppl, lee nani

miss law: lol..u not d first,am not

miss law, hw ur strike hols goin wat of funke

Kejilee: na tru oo cuz even pdite wey get 70 nd cut off na 72 ,no fit predict im cuz until list is out,

Am a pdite 2 though ,had 63.2 4 mcb,geology nd biochem
Pd no easy ,only God helps ,cant be sure in oau

#lee

hmm, i did postume 2 ,had 237 ,had 220 in jamb,omo me self confuse my course

michaeltotti: who are we to know ur hope?kip ur hope in jesus or na allah de ni.buh piece of advice
GET A STRONG CONNECTION

na tru oo cuz even pdite wey get 70 nd cut off na 72 ,no fit predict im cuz until list is out,

Am a pdite 2 though ,had 63.2 4 mcb,geology nd biochem
Pd no easy ,only God helps ,cant be sure in oau

#lee

Olastep i c u ooo

C ur back #

u just checked ur back

U are smilin

Mawin ppl

Dats tru[ :-

emekakelvin: lions na longer throat ooo,I have not seen/heard it 'dat lion lives a foodless life'
Only on the account of the great wonder Which our SUPERIOR GOD Did in the Bible by making the lions mute.
What did you noticed there?
You know that some minute after Releasal of Daniel,those against him were thrown into d lion den.
I know u knew what happened dier. On arrival of those men, the lions were already ready to devour.
What am I trying to say sir?
I only meant that Lion can't stay for gud 3 years without food and if they try it they would die( they will recognise their prey)

michaeltotti: c question of lifeu cn b dumb.

abeg no start

Na mum oo, cuz d guy is on ur lova already,

michaeltotti: **Read and Comment
You came back from work feeling
tired, only to find someone
beating your MUM.
Out of anger you went in to get a
weapon.
On Reaching in ..You saw your
lover with another person on bed.
Question is : Who would you
attend to first?
(A) Mum
(B) Lover
Please be sincere in your
comments!!

F
Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Nigeria 1 1 0 0 6 1 5 3
Sweden 1 1 0 0 4 1 3 3
Iraq 1 0 0 1 1 4 −3 0
Mexico 1 0 0 1 1 6 −5 0

Kejilee: NIGERIA 3-3 SWEDEN
85′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
82′ LIPOVAC (in) comes off the bench to
replace ENGVALL (out) (Sweden)
81′ AWONIYI (Nigeria) scores!!
80′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
80′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
79′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
79′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
77′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but is is off-
target
76′ A player from Nigeria is adjudged to be in
an offside position
75′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
75′ GODWIN (in) comes off the bench to
replace EZEH (out) (Nigeria)
74′ Nigeria are ruled offside
73′ EZEH (Nigeria) is cautioned
73′ Nigeria concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
72′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
72′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
72′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
66′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
65′ HALVADZIC (Sweden) scores!!
65′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
65′ STRANDBERG (in) comes off the bench to
replace BERISHA (out) (Sweden)
62′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
62′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
62′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
61′ A player from Nigeria commits a foul
61′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
61′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
59′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
59′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
58′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
58′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
56′ Nigeria are penalized after committing a
foul
55′ A player from Nigeria is adjudged to be in
an offside position
54′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
53′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
51′ ANDERSSON (Sweden) is yellow carded
51′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
48′ YAHAYA (Nigeria) scores!!
48′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
48′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
46′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
The second half kicks off
The referee brings the first half to an end
4′+2 IDOWU (Nigeria) is booked by the referee
45′+2 Nigeria concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
45′+1 The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a
save
45′+1 A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
45′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
45′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
45′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
44′ Nigeria take the corner kick
43′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
42′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
41′ Nigeria swing in the corner
41′ The goalkeeper of sweden pulls off a save
41′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
40′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
37′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
36′ Sweden are ruled offside
34′ A player from Sweden is adjudged to be in
an offside position
33′ Sweden tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
32′ AWONIYI (in) comes off the bench to
replace ISAAC (out) (Nigeria)
32′ Sweden takes the corner kick
32′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
32′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
31′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
30′ Sweden are penalised after committing a
foul
27′: Sweden are ruled offside
26′: Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
22 min: Isaac scores for Nigeria!!
21′ Sweden are penalised after committing a
foul
20′ Nigeria concede a free kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
19′ Berisha scores for Sweden
16′ Sweden swing in the corner
15′ HALVADZIC (in) comes off the bench to
replace SSEWANKAMBO (OUT) (Sweden)
13′ Nigeria take the corner kick
12′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
11′ BERISHA (Sweden) scores!!
8′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
5′ A player from Nigeria commits a foul
The match kicks off

F
Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Nigeria 1 1 0 0 6 1 5 3
Sweden 1 1 0 0 4 1 3 3
Iraq 1 0 0 1 1 4 −3 0
Mexico 1 0 0 1 1 6 −5 0

Kejilee: NIGERIA 3-3 SWEDEN
85′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
82′ LIPOVAC (in) comes off the bench to
replace ENGVALL (out) (Sweden)
81′ AWONIYI (Nigeria) scores!!
80′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
80′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
79′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
79′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
77′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but is is off-
target
76′ A player from Nigeria is adjudged to be in
an offside position
75′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
75′ GODWIN (in) comes off the bench to
replace EZEH (out) (Nigeria)
74′ Nigeria are ruled offside
73′ EZEH (Nigeria) is cautioned
73′ Nigeria concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
72′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
72′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
72′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
66′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
65′ HALVADZIC (Sweden) scores!!
65′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
65′ STRANDBERG (in) comes off the bench to
replace BERISHA (out) (Sweden)
62′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
62′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
62′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
61′ A player from Nigeria commits a foul
61′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
61′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
59′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
59′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
58′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
58′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
56′ Nigeria are penalized after committing a
foul
55′ A player from Nigeria is adjudged to be in
an offside position
54′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
53′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
51′ ANDERSSON (Sweden) is yellow carded
51′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
48′ YAHAYA (Nigeria) scores!!
48′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
48′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
46′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
The second half kicks off
The referee brings the first half to an end
4′+2 IDOWU (Nigeria) is booked by the referee
45′+2 Nigeria concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
45′+1 The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a
save
45′+1 A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
45′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
45′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
45′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
44′ Nigeria take the corner kick
43′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
42′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
41′ Nigeria swing in the corner
41′ The goalkeeper of sweden pulls off a save
41′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
40′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
37′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
36′ Sweden are ruled offside
34′ A player from Sweden is adjudged to be in
an offside position
33′ Sweden tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
32′ AWONIYI (in) comes off the bench to
replace ISAAC (out) (Nigeria)
32′ Sweden takes the corner kick
32′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
32′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
31′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
30′ Sweden are penalised after committing a
foul
27′: Sweden are ruled offside
26′: Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
22 min: Isaac scores for Nigeria!!
21′ Sweden are penalised after committing a
foul
20′ Nigeria concede a free kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
19′ Berisha scores for Sweden
16′ Sweden swing in the corner
15′ HALVADZIC (in) comes off the bench to
replace SSEWANKAMBO (OUT) (Sweden)
13′ Nigeria take the corner kick
12′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
11′ BERISHA (Sweden) scores!!
8′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
5′ A player from Nigeria commits a foul
The match kicks off

NIGERIA 3-3 SWEDEN
85′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
82′ LIPOVAC (in) comes off the bench to
replace ENGVALL (out) (Sweden)
81′ AWONIYI (Nigeria) scores!!
80′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
80′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
79′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
79′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
77′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but is is off-
target
76′ A player from Nigeria is adjudged to be in
an offside position
75′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
75′ GODWIN (in) comes off the bench to
replace EZEH (out) (Nigeria)
74′ Nigeria are ruled offside
73′ EZEH (Nigeria) is cautioned
73′ Nigeria concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
72′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
72′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
72′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
66′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
65′ HALVADZIC (Sweden) scores!!
65′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
65′ STRANDBERG (in) comes off the bench to
replace BERISHA (out) (Sweden)
62′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
62′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
62′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
61′ A player from Nigeria commits a foul
61′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
61′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
59′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
59′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
58′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
58′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
56′ Nigeria are penalized after committing a
foul
55′ A player from Nigeria is adjudged to be in
an offside position
54′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
53′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
51′ ANDERSSON (Sweden) is yellow carded
51′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
48′ YAHAYA (Nigeria) scores!!
48′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
48′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
46′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
The second half kicks off
The referee brings the first half to an end
4′+2 IDOWU (Nigeria) is booked by the referee
45′+2 Nigeria concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
45′+1 The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a
save
45′+1 A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
45′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
45′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
45′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
44′ Nigeria take the corner kick
43′ Sweden are penalized after committing a
foul
42′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
41′ Nigeria swing in the corner
41′ The goalkeeper of sweden pulls off a save
41′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
40′ Sweden concede a free-kick following a
challenge on a player from Nigeria
37′ A player from Sweden commits a foul
36′ Sweden are ruled offside
34′ A player from Sweden is adjudged to be in
an offside position
33′ Sweden tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
32′ AWONIYI (in) comes off the bench to
replace ISAAC (out) (Nigeria)
32′ Sweden takes the corner kick
32′ The goalkeeper of Nigeria pulls off a save
32′ A player from Sweden sees his effort hit
the target
31′ Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
30′ Sweden are penalised after committing a
foul
27′: Sweden are ruled offside
26′: Nigeria tries a shot on goal, but it is off-
target
22 min: Isaac scores for Nigeria!!
21′ Sweden are penalised after committing a
foul
20′ Nigeria concede a free kick following a
challenge on a player from Sweden
19′ Berisha scores for Sweden
16′ Sweden swing in the corner
15′ HALVADZIC (in) comes off the bench to
replace SSEWANKAMBO (OUT) (Sweden)
13′ Nigeria take the corner kick
12′ A player from Nigeria sees his effort hit
the target
11′ BERISHA (Sweden) scores!!
8′ The goalkeeper of Sweden pulls off a save
5′ A player from Nigeria commits a foul
The match kicks off

Na tru, ootor lo pa, gals sha

michaeltotti: LADIES ARE ALWAYS
UNPREDICTABLE..
- I bought her a nice gift last year,
she said she couldn't find
the #words to thank me. So i
bought her a dictionary this
year.... She broke up with me tho
- They will argue with you for
more than 20 minutes and they
will be like "I'm not even going to
argue with you"... Ahn ahn, what
have you been doing since??
- At 20-25yrs, they will be
screening guys to date as if it's
Mtn project fame, and by the time
they are more than 28yrs, they
will start searching for guys as if
it's Gulder Ultimate Search
- Every girl always pray for HARD
WORKING man as husband, but
they don't respond to greetings
from Brick layers, Barrow pushers,
etc
- Most of this ladies will be killing
themselves trying to wear
expensive weeve-ons, when they
all know that most of us guys
don't even know the difference
between a Brazillian hair and
Darling Yaki
Abi na lie??

Maween o!

papindinho: Thought I was the only one that somehow despised English Language though in sec skul days but it became an interesting course in tertiary setting.

A willing and submissive mind would continue amassing knowledge wherever it is. Thanks to the English Language gurus in the house. I've picked some.

omo na tru, bt still borin

Iketoluwa: yeah, some people call it Ogba Femi, some O A U, some Oyaju campus especially Prof Salami, don't worry u'll get to know some of Oau's slangs when u come on board.

cannt wait

Ifyx: Sup guyz! Been a whıle ı stepped ınto dız thread,wen ez d 2nd lıst precıpıtatıng out

omo na anytime oo,cant predict, our oga olastep go ans beta

Olastep1: who curse am?

omo me tire oo, y we goin 2 sch? ? Nid ans

Olastep1: i wish to be.




#teamASUU

haba no turn 2 ASUU oo, na curse

Olastep1: random. By the eportal. Limited space available. So then, u must av a very fast internet connection

only 4 100 level ppl

Olastep1: i thought u taught him

ASUU oo

Ifyx: Kk bro Hw ınterestın ez Moz101?

hw do dey give hostel @ olastep, is it random,by name etc

Olastep1: hahahahahahahah. Answer jooor

call me, nd i will ans abi card no dey

Olastep1: just leave him. Continue ur whynin. Wen i start mine. He'l move to the next thread

u are wynin niyen oo, thank God me no sabi wyn

Ifyx: Ermmm bro,Ifeoluwa ez d name...ah jst chose d appellatıon 'IFYX' cuz ıtz kında popular among ıboz

u want may dad disown u, no claim yoruba, lol me 2, na kejibuka loo