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Mtoluwase: This is not a ’1000 ways to die’ show or a mythical story, this is the story of a young Hot Edo girl whose thirst for sexual pleasure, has sadly taken her to the great world beyond.
21year old Osato, an undergraduate studying theater-arts in UniBen, has been said to be a very huge fan of dildos and has been single since she got admitted into her school. On the unfortunate day of the sad occurrence, Osato was said to have told her friends that she was feeling too weak to attend the first lecture and that her friends should go ahead that she would later join them.

Shortly after they left, the porters of her hostel claimed to have heard a painful scream from her room and by the time they could force their way into the room, she had been electrocuted to death, with a smoking Love Machine steaming from her private parts.
The Love Machine was disconnected and she was rushed to the hospital but efforts to bring her back were futile. The doctors report of her death from the University clinic, claimed that she died of electrocution.

Speaking with the dean of student affairs she said “I don’t know what is wrong with girls of these days. During my time we did not know anything like an artificial penis, we always went for the real ones and no one ever died of electrocution through that”.
Continuing, she said “Its a sad occurrence but it should serve as a lesson and a warning to other girls, always go for natural ones for real results, nothing artificial brings perfect result.”

Almeria: Amsinglebecause #am confused donno who to choose

Ladystewie: May ebola smite yer anus
man leprosy eat up your prick
May D devil drag you to hell
may d demons impale you on a mopstick!!
may you eat shiit and urine all d days of yer miserable lif
idiatttt

Genea: but am crushing on naijaboiy too naaaaa,so I can't help but send u in2 d arms of d nxt gal

heatmeup: nairaland is funny sha. that's y i love this forum

iwakolewa: Love my bum,just perfect.

Almeria: nooooo

Genea: I kno am not d only one u av told dat lie.....u had bera get stuck to her...she fine wella

Almeria: Tell me u are joking

Genea: mizzytosin nko

claireshan: put urself in her fiance's shoe and tell me how u will feel

Almeria: I am engaged

MizMyColi: Honestly, I appreciate the boldness of ladies who openly talk about their crushes. Only recently, my First ever #NlCrushing came to a screeching halt .........in my own case though, while the Crushin' lasted, I avoided Him like "don't touch".....

MISSYTOSIN: thanks, ijebu garri and roasted corn. Try it

Jasboi: Stay away from my crush

BoiledCorn: stop lusting my wife

Almeria: awww thanks

Ichliebedich: lol and how do you know?

Genea: oh really??

MISSYTOSIN: I don't know wat u ar talking about.

Almeria: the hammer no be here ooooo

cheryl1: Ok

naijaboiy: LoL,,i don't even understand what's going on here

MISSYTOSIN: Toor