₦airaland Forum

TONTO DIKEH'S SPECIAL
- I tried downloading Tonto Dikeh's song but my phone rejected it. My iPhone is truly a smartphone."
- Tonto Dikeh's 2 tracks are like 2 Bullets , One to Kill you and the Other to Make sure you are Dead....
- AIT Reporter : Mr Akpors what do you think about Tonto Dikeh's new singles?
AKPORS: Ah, it is meant for people who are ready to die
- #YEPAA is when a DJ Plays TONTO DIKEH'S song at a Funeral & the dead person wakes up to change the Track
- I sang under duress - Tonto Dikeh claims.
We'R responsible -Boko Haram admit.
Dnt try itagain -TB Joshua warns.
Dis is sad - Nigerians comment
- I Fink Tonto's Song is nyz if we can jst listen to d lyrics we'll *dodges slap *wait lemme finish na *dodges bullet *dodges bomb *ahh*picks race*
- Truth be told, if what Tonto Dike did qualifies to be referred to as singing, then my generator is the greatest vocalist of all time.

[color=#000099][/color]Akpors who is a boss interviewed
4 girls for a Secretary position.
He asked the
same question to each one of
them. And the question was:
A woman has lips in two different
places on her body, what is the
difference between the two lips?
1st Girl: One is hairy, the other
isn't.
Boss: Ok, Good!
2nd Girl: One can talk but the other
can't.
Boss: That's better
3rd Girl: One is vertical and other is
horizontal.
Boss: Hmmmm...Very clever
4th Girl: One is for me to use and
the other is for my boss.
Akpors: You are hired!

AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.
AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am two and put 2sachet of butter in-btw.
ABOKI: happy and thanking God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
AKPOS: u get egg?
ABOKI: yes customer
AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am btwn the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPOS: u get sardine 4 inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.
AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)
AKPOS:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.
AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME
Aboki fainted....