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Yeah u seriously need help,i recommend the nearest psychiatric hospital for u

My fiancée has decided not to go on earrings and attachments again, she said those things are from the marine world that she has decided to make heaven. My problem is that i don't know how she will look without those things on her due to the fact that I've never seen her without it before, we recently had an argument which led to me telling her to simply cut the hair at one since she wants to look ugly, Pls how do i convince her that those things look good on women?

Sijo01: Are they not humans?

so make she come dey dance for me for house huh?

Brother the last garri in the house poured on the floor

This question is for the single men in this forum,i just watched a movie where i saw this prophetess in white garment dancing and prophesying. So my question goes like this, can u date or marry them? Because as for me i detest them so much

No I will teach my concubine. Wat are dey learning in dat driving such dat I cnt teach her

Ejiné: That market looks mediocre and cheap as hell.

This is what a real market should look like

https://www.bartellonline.com/shanghai/yuyuan_market-zigzag.jpg

u dey crase? We dey china?

I hope dey are not relocating ariaria market also

he that has ears let him hear what the spirit is saying to the churches.rapture is round the Conner

ojinku: Anybody wey snake bite, if him see lizard him dey pick race. As for me i no fit enter dana air again.

u Neva enter plane b4 no vex

ojinku: Anybody wey snake bite, if him see lizard him dey pick race. As for me i no fit enter dana air again.

u Neva enter plane by no vex

I think its GEJ cos he saw corruption and yet bought into it whereas he promised us a corrupt free nation







Fresh air

I think its GEJ cos he saw corruption and yet bought into it whereas he promised us a corrupt free nation







Fresh air

Simple.just superglue his or her mouth hope that will help

Me to goodluck Jonathan 02:23:01

My problem with dis fone will be the price cos I don't buy phones above 50k

Its really a good thing that your birthday falls on the 25th of Dec so that for those that don't have money for celebration can skip it because that day is already a day of celebration .so those that there birthday falls on this date lets meet here to exchange pleasantries

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Dat is kinda cool,dnt u tink so?

T-smooth:
Dana global 178, ... $200 (32,000). Owner: Seun Osenwa(wetin be him surname sef)?

Lolz nobi only Dana global wat of nairaland boomber jet

Wednesday, September 26, 2012Top ten private jets owned by wealthy Nigerians: how much they cost
I culled this report from Encomium magazine. Quite revealing. See it below...
More exciting revelations have emerged that the penchant for private jets acquisition has cost wealthy Nigerians over N1 trillion in five years. The luxury trend actually rose by 650% between 2007 and 2012, this has increased the rate of private jet acquisition from 20 in 2007 to over 150 in 2012 which has placed Nigeria  and china as the fastest growing private jets markets in the world.

Top ten private jets by wealthy Nigerians.
*Type                                                              Price                           Owner*
1. Falcons 7X.                                          $51m(N8.2billion)           Mike Adenuga
2. Bombardier Global 6000                       $45.5m(N7.3billion)       Unknown
3. Bombardier Global Express 5000          $45m(N7.2billion)          Aliko Dangote
4. Gulfstream G550                                   $40m(N6.4billion)         Bishop Oyedepo
5. Gulfstream V                                        $30m(N4.8billion)         Bishop Oyedepo & Pastor Adeboye

More when you continue...


6. Bombardier Challenger 604                $30m(N4.8b)             Mike Adenuga
7. Embracer Legacy 650                        $30m (N4.8b)            Ifeanyi Uba
8. Hawker 900XP                                 $20m(N3.2b)             Dr Kashim and Sir Aremu Johnson
9. Gulfstream G450                               $15m(N2.4b)              Bishop oyedepo
10. LearJet                                           $13.3m (N2.1b)          Bishop Oyedepo and Dr Kashim http://lindaikeji..com/2012/09/top-ten-private-jets-owned-by-wealthy.html?showComment=1348691011675&m=1#c2962699974981916716

Harpesin: not only today....that EMPTY N shd be sue

Lolz today's own is the worse no network at all. If u try somebody'somebody line dey will tell u its currently switched off whereas the phone is one

Has anbody notice that there is no Mtn network since morning? Pls give report from your area

Misunderstanding is what will occur in almost all marriages but it lies in ur ability to control and manage it properly as to avoid bringing in a 3rd party. As the saying goes marriage is not bed of roses but is all about trying to understand ur spouse very well as to avoid having log ahead

To your own understanding, what is Christmas all about and why do u celebrate it?

Hey guys, Christmas is round the corner,what kind of gift will you like to exchange with your loved ones?

chikeorji123: Forget about your church protocols,every good r/ship started the way yours started that's why l said once you have good-intentions toward her afterall church will not marry those sisters,it's brothers like you will settle with them,And how can that be possible if once can't court them? strange rules indeed!.

thanks a million,u've just relieved my heart

chikeorji123: what's church do you attend? offcourse you can date her provided you have good intention toward her,church is one good place finding a nice ladies..

I attend ASSEMBLIES OF GOD CHURCH. My church sees it as sexual immortality which can eventually lead to suspension, we are both baptized members

Am currently dating a girl in my church for over a year now, we've known ourselves like from childhood but all those years I never decided to ask her out because I was afraid of her response and she's the type that is so committed to church service.I intend getting married to her. So my question goes like this, is it proper for me to continue the relationship or should we wait when we are ready to get married considering the fact that my church don't permit dating at all?

Table Leg :
Dump-folded? You should be frog marched to a blackboard and beaten till you write DUMBFOUNDED correctly!!
Olodo

Very soon dey will start hawking cars on hold up