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obayaya: I na eghe kelvin onye ara nti

Mechie onu gi there

Gentlemimi2: Lol! So you mean that Obayaya could not handle the ''oku''? Na wa oooo! My bros a fallikwala my hand oo.

Aunty d old man wuru'm na ana, chai!! Oburu go di Yerimah self... *Obayaya u deserve 34latches of sokoto koboko 4rm aunty, walahi*

obayaya: Ara nke gi eruola menupause. Nke m ka bu virgin

We knw U mean d opposite sir

shoefreak: Hian! If we wan put them, we go put them. Wetin? **pours garri on him**

'thou shalt await thy time."

Aunty na me U dey change am 4 o.. *crying*

This is my time na, abi U want make i wait till thou kingdom come ni?? Iam not getting any younger o, na just few months Chief use senior me o

shoefreak: I just need am....certain unexplainable purpose... Mrs jaybee? Interesting!

Yes o, dats what her signature says now.

Mondisweets: God is watching you!

Of course iam a child of God Almighty, He is suppose to watch me na
If Him no watch me, wetin u want make Him come watch na? DSTV

obayaya: Ara mu na gi anoghi na ofu level

Okwa ara nke gi toro nke'm ba?

Nkem ka bu Fresh ara, mana nke gi bu Ara mgbe oshie

San Miguel: https://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/a/3/a36d8_ORIG-f_yo_thread.gif

Baba, why dat Nigga dey burst bottle water 4 ur head na Him no see Big Stout bottle ni

San Miguel: awwww...

https://www.picgifs.com/graphics/a/3d-smileys/graphics-3d-smileys-163455.gif

Baba i love dos ur teeths o... Them go good to use make ridges 4 farm

obayaya: Okwa i ma na ara ga agbagbu gi?

Okwa muna gi ka d ara ga agbagbu oo

shoefreak: My crush is dyt. Crushing since Ojo to tipe. And newbie 5and6, is olubukato

But I get people I dey stalk sa

And for entertainment purposes it is Mr Cork

For informative purposes its mynd

For free drinks and pepper soup its jb5luvv , e be like say rapture don carry am go sa

To just drool, it's abpatrick ..sebi creamish don e-kpai abi, I no wan hear ko ko ko for my window for night o

To tease and taunt, it's romanciella
Where is tat girl sef?

, make dem add am to the list.. una hear?

Good Evening Aunty
Thank God xay dat blast no karry U go o

Creamish is now Official Mrs. Jaybee and no ABPATRICK xo U kan enjoy d bobo while it lasts jare, i dey ur back full time

San Miguel: My crush........ shoefreak
My pepsi...........Mz Mariah
My Fanta............Ivyy
My Coke..........Caracta
My Tandi guarana...........Idowuogbo
My Goldspot.............Elantracey
My Limca...............GentleMimi2
My Bigstout...........Lynpetra
My Gulder............Zeemoore
My Garri.............Mondisweets

In fact i dey crush on all beautiful NL gals... Bite me

Chief biko remove Elantracey and Lynpetra 4rm dat list b4 i kall d Police 4 U o

Mondisweets: that was truckpusher not mr cork

I neva said its Mr. Cork abi na Coke na

Gentlemimi2: Nwanne,hapu okwu. Amam howfar oo. O dika onwe one asa nwa na'eme ka isi gi na'eme popcorn. Ride on joor. Obukwa tactics i na'e use. I feel you. Badt boy.

Hehehe
Senator choburu inu one obere nwa lyk dat..
But he kould stand d Oku ndi mmadu charu ya, he now gbanwe d topic.

obayaya: Thread a bu cover up o. E changiri m the heading ka m we kpuchie the main thing mere na thread o.

Onye Oshi

Mondisweets: of course not! I dey mad?

Hehehehe.
Of course not, or are U??

What abt d thread U created 4 him, e don wipe?

mz mariah: Actually he has

see ur red tongue lyk mammy-water

@farano:
My crush is crushing on another person

Really??

obayaya: Senator yerima don marry another pikin?

He is about to... Very close o

Teespice: I love you too.

Mwuah.

Where is Ishsoph oo

mz mariah:

Hehehehehe...
Senator Yerimah want add anoda to him list o

Xtarxhyne: Yeesh

Sweetie, i just lyked ya pix nw o

Mondisweets: i get 2properties

I hear say U want buy Papa Nkechi shrine 2, na true??

Lanicky if i katch U eehn

King Tom: Happy birthday dear. Miracy our queen

Proofs or i dont agree with U

Mondisweets: hey kelvin

Ayav really missed U o.
How U dey?

Its lyk dis attack relocated U 4rm Under Iroko tree to Garri Market... Na wa o.
And i kome go dey find U unda Iroko tree

Missmossy: Lollz....ofcourse! Oya use it in a sentence.

Dorobucci is a copy cat, thank God for Mavinz crew that invented that slangz, she would have been monikerless by now

King Tom: Na so my oga

All dis NL girls wey i been dey tell xay make we dey relate 4 whatsapp join, shey dem don see why ba?? Xo if to say NL no kum back na xo we 4 just loose kontact ni?
It is well o, i hope if i just ask 4 any1 digits dis time, she no go even think twice b4 she go pass am to me

Missmossy: Dorobuccii

Na nairalander moniker be dis?