₦airaland Forum

Where em Nairaland pretty ladies na?
Where em all dis ladies wey dey make some guys turn mumu with their d.p
Time don reach 4 una to send some nairaland guys go yabaleft o.
Where una dey, biko lets show this guys that we are beautifully and wonderfully made by God.
Lets give them a run 4 their MB and their precious time.
Na xo e dey take start o, 4rm Nairaland u fit go rep Nigeria, if u think say na lie u fit go ask their Anna Banner, Dani Gbarego, d current MBGN, ex MGBN and et al.

Mizmycoli has set #3,000 up for grab 4 d winner, dis one na money 4 3months data subscription.

A residency and work permit in Afghanistan is also up 4 grab courtesy of me and my team live for free and work in Afghanistan 4ever

Who knows wetin oga Seun go award, maybe marriage proposal from him to the winner i said maybe o

Oh my lawd, what a mouth watering offer, even God know say if to say i be lady i 4 contest.

Make una hurry now o b4 it becomes late. Dis kinda golden opportunity may not come your way again o.

* Boss Dygeasy i hail o.
* Teeo na wa 4 U o, dia ris Goduoo
* Abu Mikey, weldone
* CEO Xnerize, 4 ur mind abi?
* Lagunna, i prostrate o

Dolcilicious:
kelvin,m nt good in this sweet mouth and cajoling things.
Btw wah team are u on?

I am just on the winning team...
Make nomination/verification finish first then we go know hwfa.
But dat name Africanapple is ringing a bell in my head

Dolcilicious:
Lmao...i aint contesting again! Nah nah nah

Good... Then promote to the next level... Turn to a manager and produce a winner.
I got my eyes on some people tho and i would want us to accomplish it together, u know xay U be my person right 4rm time and i have always being wishing to work wìth U one day, xo i guess this is a perfect opportunity, lets make it materialize..
Welcome to the winning team bae

Dolcilicious:
ok..Thanks

Abeg leave judge 4 nairaland judges.
Come and contest again xo that we can correct all those mistakes we made in the previous edition

Legendary Deefuray, Good morning.

Its just me and U in this bar at dis early hour of the day.... Hmmmm.

BTW, wia ris that mkpi Truckpusher dat was following U up and down all through yesternight? Is he still sleeping?

Caseless:
kelvo, it's bn long. I read ur diary today.

Bro i dey oo.
Thanks 4 stoping by to read that guy.

Its really been a while oo. I missed you guys wella.

BTW. Wia ris my sweetheart Irishkez na. Its like Man Utd did some damages to her real self that yesterday

Dolcilicious:
Really?How abt d judging things?

U wanna be a judge??

Maybe U should contact Dygeasy 4 that, ion know if they are still available slots 4 that tho.

khiaa:
There are alot of people who do not like America/Americans and have never been there nor met one, I guess they have their reasons, not saying this is Truckpusher's case.

Yeah, you are right tho.

Maybe when Truckpusher wake's up he will give us his own reason.

BTW... What's still keeping ya awake?

khiaa:
lol..... I guess he don't like Americans.

Could there be any reason why some1 wont like Americans?

Or maybe it could be for the fact that he was deported from there.
I said maybe o

khiaa:
Lol.... Did you see how Truckpusher ran out of here like a bat out of hell when he realised I wasn't from Nigeria.
Oh well!!

Yeah i did

I even thought some witch from his village were chasing him.

khiaa:
Hello Kevin! lol @ Truckpusher.

Hey Bae.
xup?

AfricanApple:
night don do, I no want make bad tinz happen

No worry nothing go happen.
Iam a good boy

dechandel:
50k
And chibwike wants to give out 50k too
I refuse to be tempted
Pls sign the cheque.. Double the amount sha. O.b.o


Ehen.. Abeg my papa dey nl o
I swear down
No let am see this story wey you dey yarn o
Him no dey use me play o
And him never wan release him pikin o

Maka Ndu Mmadu o

I have doubled d amount already....

Thanks 4 d clue, i have met ur dad and we are still on negotiation tho but everything is going on smooth, i would be paying the money into his act

Truckpusher:
Ok.

But you need to make some sacrifice eh

But i trained U in xkul, supported and bought your frist truck and wheelbarrow 4 U which i am still maintaining 4 U up till date, what sacrifice did U make??

Truckpusher, Dia ris God oooo

AfricanApple:
my own kain nurse go be soji one, u know those kain ones wey their white uniform dey be super sexy with high heel cover shoe, patient sef go well by force, pple like KelvinGraphics go catch their memory back sharply but I know say dem no go want dat kain nurse becos before patient pay any money dem go don well

Abeg make we test run and see na

AfricanApple:
hian. jbluv55, KelvinGraphics, mbok is it true that kingtom is a Yoruba?

Yeah it is very true

Caseless:
oya nau.....
When d campaign go start?

Padi mi hwfa nau?

sameer1212:
ok na.we dey ur back kankpe...

Oga abeg no dey her back, biko stay 4 front, no me go dey 4 her back

chibwike:
hehehe...no be only 50k na 5million....wetin seun dey do.

Hehehe
Make we go ask Sango wetin him dey do na

KingTom:
Aworinde na Hausa name?

Africanapple come and answer o

chibwike:
e don really tey..na u we dey wait for oh...here just dey boring without u..no making sense graphical images again

Lolz... U sure say na me una dey wait 4 so. How u want use graphical image cure ur boredom na??
But no worry, Mr/Miss Nairaland don start... They would be no bored moment again at least till d end of d competition, trust me. Dat boss Dygeasy xabi arrange soji thingz...
My wife Cdamsel say she want drop price tag of 100k i still dey reason am weda make i give her d barz and i hear say U want drop 50k, e go make sense o.

dre11:
U Don return

Nop, i never return

chibwike:
Lol...longest time...where u go na

I dey bro..
I go tidy some things 4 back jare...
How u dey na. E don tey o.

dechandel:
Lol
You can't fit to snatch my popsi away
E no just possible

As for them nairaland babes
No just mind them
A whole 3k o.. Money for subscription oshey
Sha how's Cdamsel?
Ask her to come and contest na

I know it would be difficult but i will present him a mouth watering offer that will make him to think twice

My Cdamsel wey dey reason to drop price of 100k 4 d winner of the event. Na me still dey dull her kuz i never sign d cheque give her

chibwike:
jbluv55 serve me coke plz

Oga diabetis is real oo. I hope Beennkumar hasnt infected U with this his Coke Virus ba...
Dechandel and Beennkumar please run a test on dis guy

KingTom:

Oga u being shining your brown teeths like a laughing jackass since 7:00pm today. Wetin happen?

Truckpusher:
Wait first .
You go joor ,can't you see that ayam on a romantic journey here?



Haba! all this small small customers wey Jb dey give drink for credit no wan let person hear word



Jbluv55 call your bouncers make dem remove this boy wey carry dada say na afro commot for this bar before I change am for you o

No be your fault na

If no be KingTom wey carry him oga Olubukato motor jam dat banner wey dey for front of this bar dat indicates that Truckpusherz aint allowed in here U 4 get mouth dey tell me dis thing? U better be thanking KingTOM 4 granting you that once in a lifetime opportunity... D little box u made 4rm ur truck biz is what u wanna spend on dat girl abi? I will advice u save d change and go for a change of truck which will boast ur biz instead of using it to buy her sachet water and fanta dis gals aint loyal o...
Iam advicing U as a brother now, make u no say i no tell U later o.
Dnt come beggin me 4 money to weld dat ur sick truck or money to change the tire and tube again

Truckpusher:


Yay yay yay I dun die finish for laff

Oga wetin happen na... Na permanent site sure pass now o... Even u self suppose do some upgrading. U were suppose to be my mentor but its lyk na me dey mentor U now which is not proper nau... Its just like 2face taking Davido as his role model, e no make sense na.

KingTom:
Odi mma my broda

I kan see.
Xo how is ur ministry? Finally moved to d permanent site, abi u still dey roam about dey find your C of O paper?