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Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 8:15pm On Aug 25, 2020
AfroKnight:


cheesy grin These girls have been wicked since primary 1

My own was final year when we returned from I.T and the babe (my good friend) that I wanted, had already found one abroad guy in her office. grin I was distraught with grief. It was so bad I wanted to drop out. I was a mumu overflowing with love. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Anyway, they got married.
Lolz
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 7:54pm On Aug 25, 2020
Masonkaycares:
recession aside with the 100 Naira I have left today I'll buy garri 2 cups soak one cup and drink with my cousin today another one cup tomorrow. After I set off to find something tangible to do. This place is so fvcked uo
You dey try ahswear
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 7:51pm On Aug 25, 2020
[quote author=dukeprince50 post=93215761]mine was primary 4, there was this my moms friend I was crushing on but I can't approach her cos she reach to born me, my uncle back then was crushing on her too but he was also young to approach her as he was 17 while she is 34, him deh only date her for him mind and cant approach her, him don born like two children with her for his mind me I am above that childish level so me I don already get triplets with her I will always look at her nice backside daily, she doesn't talk to me cos she felt I was too small so she only sends me message and I like to go message for her ehn, if only she knows that she's already pregnant for me, one day she called me with one soft voice, my heart melt I turned to look just to make sure my ears were hearing well, chai behold it was my wife calling me, she asked if my mom was around, I told her yes and she told my mom she's parking from the neighborhood, my heart broke wen she left the neighborhood.



Wow bravo
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 7:40pm On Aug 25, 2020
Masonkaycares:
it's not easy being a Nigerian. No hope for tomorrow.
Living in nigeria is not easy o
Plus this recession
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 7:26pm On Aug 25, 2020
hiterrun:
lemme sit don ND watch
You better sit o
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 5:22pm On Aug 25, 2020
Blessedboy23:
Ah your heart break That girl no good oh
Abi fah
Religion / Re: The Most Misunderstood Book Ever Written by kelvololo(m): 12:58pm On Aug 23, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Op, what is the colour of ur brain ?
Ehn
Romance / Re: Some Divorced Women Are Now Vehemently Exploiting Their Ex-husbands by kelvololo(m): 8:35pm On Aug 22, 2020
Lol
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 3:41pm On Aug 13, 2020
Kriss216:
Primary 2, my Nigerian girlfriend left me for a boy with bigger and sexy eraser.
Lolz
Romance / When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 3:32pm On Aug 13, 2020
My first heart break was in primary one(1) When a girl left me for a boy in new uniform.


drop urs

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Crime / Re: When Did You Realise 419 Is A Criminal Code Section? by kelvololo(m): 8:21am On Aug 13, 2020
Just now o

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