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Romance / Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 11:51am On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:


Eh yah. You'll qualify next time. You're a new moniker. I know what you're going to reply.

You'll say, "F*ck off, who told you I need your card? I'm way better than you blah blah blah."

Oya, we're waiting.
Hmm grin
Am not new.
you ever send me airtime before after insulting you cheesy

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Romance / Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 11:33am On Dec 28, 2021
You're the most stupid person I have ever seen in my life.Always looking for attention. angry

Alway Lying and proving as if you are the best and richest in nairaland.
Abeg Bleep off nigga

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Romance / Re: If You Haven't Get This Thing Do It Now [photo] by kelvololo(m): 2:52pm On Jan 09, 2021
OKAY i have done it
Romance / Re: This Is What Laziness Is — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 7:54pm On Nov 10, 2020
$

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Romance / Re: This Is What Laziness Is — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 7:15pm On Nov 10, 2020
undecidedThis is not going to be easy o Every comment has a free like undecided

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Music/Radio / Re: This Is The Baddest Worldly Music Ever by kelvololo(m): 10:19am On Oct 24, 2020
cheesy Davido fem
Romance / Re: This Is The Baddest Wordly Music by kelvololo(m): 10:03am On Oct 24, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Take this to Music category
Blessedboy23 dont mind him

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Romance / Re: This Is The Baddest Wordly Music by kelvololo(m): 10:02am On Oct 24, 2020
Blessedboy23:
wink cheesy This is my favourite worldly musician and song.
Omah lay-bad influence Bella shmurda-cash out

What yours Drop urs grin
Mine is davido-FEM Try and download this
Romance / Re: Look At This Ugly Thing I Uploaded [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 4:45pm On Oct 19, 2020
iLegendd:


This one was also successful, but the money wasn't deducted again. Are you sure those Anonymous Hackers haven't hacked GTB?

Abeg o!
Mr ilegendd thanks alot
I have recieve it ;(

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Romance / Re: Look At This Ugly Thing I Uploaded [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 4:25pm On Oct 18, 2020
iLegendd:


I'll try again later today or tomorrow. GTB is having issues. You can remove your number — I have gotten it, but the card couldn't send at the moment.
Okay i have remove it
Thanks in advances wink

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Romance / Re: Wise Vs Foolish — Here Is the Crazy Thing that Happened — Deleted Soon [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 2:47pm On Oct 18, 2020
Romance / Re: Look At This Ugly Thing I Uploaded [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 2:42pm On Oct 18, 2020
iLegendd:


Are you sure that is Etisalat? I sent but the money wasn't deducted. Check if the number is correct.
The number is correct
Okay

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Romance / Re: Look At This Ugly Thing I Uploaded [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 2:35pm On Oct 18, 2020
iLegendd:


I didn't read everything you wrote, but I want to send you 500 Naira card for not reading it.

Your number and name of network. Though, you're not the winner, I'll announce that one later.
Thanks

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Romance / Re: Look At This Ugly Thing I Uploaded [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 2:17pm On Oct 18, 2020
iLegendd:
I want to receive some hot insults today in exchange for 1k.

Below are some ugly pictures I took just now. I want you to make fun of my perfect white teeth or anything on my face and whoever comes up with the craziest and funniest insult wins 1k card.

If no one wins, then I'll pick a lady to give the card to.

Haters, time to win 1k card.
The first picture is better the rest no fine.
Am not your haterwink but you say you want insults.

My problem with you is just that you are too stubborn
You create a bussiness thread in a romance section
You use to break the first rules of nairaland wink


With that your flat head next time start barbing skin cut grin
Your foolishness is imported
you are such an intelligent mumu
common sense is not common to you
come and recieve sense joor
your stupidity is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"...grin

incase i no try send me small of the card cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Wise Vs Foolish — Here Is the Crazy Thing that Happened — Deleted Soon [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 9:04pm On Oct 17, 2020
collinsuchendu:


cry Chai. but I asked before the dude o. Truly, This life no balance at all.
How many card you want chop for this forum
You this guy self
Nawa for you grin
Romance / Re: This is Huge...SARS Should Arrest This Man for Drawing This — To Be Deleted Soon by kelvololo(m): 4:59pm On Oct 07, 2020
iLegendd:
I think only women will be winning my cards starting from today — (most of) the men are not honest.
Yea some of them are not honest grin
Romance / Re: During conversation, do you allow indiscriminate touches? by kelvololo(m): 6:45pm On Oct 01, 2020
illicit:

Me if somebody do am for me na slap grin

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Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Christian Music? by kelvololo(m): 7:51pm On Sep 27, 2020
Chris Morgan Yahweh Yahweh

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Health / Re: pls Who can interpret this prescription? by kelvololo(m): 11:36pm On Sep 13, 2020
Kalatium:
I recently have possession of a doctor's prescription that got me perplexed. Out of all the prescription i have ever seen in my life, this is the worst. The difficulty with which it took me to interpret is tiresome.

This made me to keep wondering, why do doctor's have bad handwriting.

Please who can interpret this prescription ?
This kind rubbish hand writing even a pharmacist can't even understand it joor.

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Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Bible Translation And Why? by kelvololo(m): 8:48pm On Sep 13, 2020
Mine is the NIV Bible translation this is the best and it has a simple spelling wink
Religion / Re: Is It Normal To Dream Everyday? by kelvololo(m): 9:04pm On Sep 09, 2020
It sometimes not normal if person dream alot in a day
According to our grandparent and other they say it depend on the position you sleep
I dont know if is true.
I also sometimes also dream at night.
But i might think it normal but some say a dream is something that will happen to you maybe in future or a vision,but all those never happen

And i also heard thatwhat you think of at day is what you dream at night!!
Is that really true?? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: 8 Nigerian Celebrities Who Did Odd Jobs Before Fame by kelvololo(m): 8:36pm On Aug 28, 2020
Nice job
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 6:32pm On Aug 26, 2020
ForestDion:
Not even a crack, let alone break.
U enjoy fa
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 6:31pm On Aug 26, 2020
wisest10:
Jss2...we had a quarrel and she came over to apologize and I was claiming Mike Tyson, later that day, she started hanging out with my best friend...am happy it happened dat way grin grin grin..till today...
No woman, No cry
Wow
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 9:32am On Aug 26, 2020
Blessedboy23:
My first heart break i did not remenber
But my 8th heart break
Was when my girlfriend left me for a ugly boy that get money
Haaaa
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 9:30am On Aug 26, 2020
Miwasky:
Was in those uni days ....we loved each other so much and one day her friend was having her wedding in Abuja and I gave her transport to and fro ... but she met another big shot in Abuja who gave her the tour of her life like she claim and booked a flight for her back to Enugu ...that was how my babe started hurting me so bad with attitude...I don’t need to state the hurtful things this girl did to me purposely...
But the story is different today as I fly around today with my wife to any country of her choice and I can comfortably buy her entire village ( am not boasting , all to the glory of God )
With all her beauty, sleeping with countless men , she is still single after 11 years and want to be my side chick but I told her to Bleep off then blocked her in all platforms...
Some of this babes are evil and wicked ..
Guys always convert your heartbreaks to fuel that will push u to succeed
.
Wow that nice story

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Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 9:27am On Aug 26, 2020
Chichijas you try o
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 10:54pm On Aug 25, 2020
Fvcknigga:
This year that biitch really got me
Funny boy
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 8:23pm On Aug 25, 2020
baralatie:
when one player in Chelsea threw away a life saving penalty against man utd in champions league final
what is his name I have forgotten
Better remember o
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heart Break by kelvololo(m): 8:17pm On Aug 25, 2020
yean1:
Mine was in KG, When she left me for a new pupil because of new uniform
Weldone

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