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Celebrities / Re: I’m Falling For Tiwa Savage – Spyro Opens Up by kelwheezy(m): 5:30pm On Mar 10, 2023
grin grin She’s a milf I admire a lot. Would love to date her too

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Politics / 2023 Elections: Rapper Vector Floors Min. Of State For Labour And Employment, Fe by kelwheezy(m): 11:00am On Mar 07, 2023
grin grin

Politics / Re: Tinubu Presidential Rally In Katsina (Pictures, Video) by kelwheezy(m): 6:47pm On Feb 06, 2023
Nothing for this apc, na to just chop the money vote LP
Foreign Affairs / Re: Earthquake hits Turkey and Syria, 1,400 Killed (Pictures, Video) by kelwheezy(m): 2:19pm On Feb 06, 2023
Lord have mercy.
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde: PDP Will Win 2023 Elections Despite Crisis by kelwheezy(m): 2:32pm On Nov 25, 2022
grin Daydreaming
Politics / Re: Tinubu Dresses In Isiagu For APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Ebonyi by kelwheezy(m): 1:30pm On Nov 24, 2022
ROFL e come be like say the lion heads dey laugh am
grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Muslim-muslim Ticket: I Will Neither Recommend Nor Disqualify Any Party – Kumuyi by kelwheezy(m): 5:13pm On Nov 17, 2022
Man of God no wan go straight to the point… fct!!

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Politics / Re: Protest In Benin Over Demolition Of Houses By Governor Obaseki (Photos) by kelwheezy(m): 4:27pm On Nov 17, 2022
seunsnoyd:
This is so sad

Una get mind welcome obi na him dey make obaseki vex

As in eeh grin grin

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Politics / Re: INEC Staff Responsible For Underage Voters – Ex- REC, Mike Igini by kelwheezy(m): 4:25pm On Nov 17, 2022
Their plans all go fail. Obi is our next President!!

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Politics / Re: Wike Tells Peter Obi: Those Fighting You Are Envying You (Video) by kelwheezy(m): 4:10pm On Nov 17, 2022
This one na for Soludo make him use hold body grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Launches The 2023 Armed Forces Remembrance Day Emblem (Photos) by kelwheezy(m): 2:51pm On Nov 17, 2022
Next one will be launched by President Obi!!

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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Performs Davido‘s Dami Duro Played By DJ Tunes At His Madison Square Show by kelwheezy(m): 2:50pm On Nov 17, 2022
Nice one Big wiz
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Commissions Ebonyi State Governor's Lodge, Abuja by kelwheezy(m): 2:33pm On Nov 17, 2022
blamingthedevil:


God Bless you too

And also bless us too!!
Politics / Re: 133 million Nigerians are living In Poverty - FG by kelwheezy(m): 2:30pm On Nov 17, 2022
illicit:
God bless PD-APC

Na them cause am. Hopefully their days are numbered. Obi is coming…

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Politics / Re: 133 million Nigerians are living In Poverty - FG by kelwheezy(m): 2:25pm On Nov 17, 2022
Poverty capital number one! Apc una weldone ooh!! Vote Peter Obi!!

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Technology Market / Has Your Life Changed? You Should Try This Game! by kelwheezy(m): 11:31am On Feb 03, 2015
It is quite easy to play, and measures self-worth #Game_HasYourLifeChanged http:///3gw3jYAAL7
Politics / Re: Ekiti Babalawos/Herbalists Warn Politicians Against Bloodshed, Endorse Jonathan by kelwheezy(m): 1:22am On Feb 03, 2015
asadike:
cheesy lol. Oyibo oracle talk am, naija oracle don talk am, the almighty don stamp am. Indeed, d gods have spoken well.

the Gods are wise!!!!

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Crime / Re: Woman Accuses Lebanese Couple Of Torture (pictured) by kelwheezy(m): 1:48pm On Jan 29, 2015
Na wah. ooh! wonders shall never end!
Some people just get mind shaa
Celebrities / Re: Throw Back Pictures Of Mo Hit Record by kelwheezy(m): 6:32pm On Jan 26, 2015
that's more like a flash baq...
Family / Re: To Women: If You Can't Control Your Mouth Don't Marry! by kelwheezy(m): 8:07pm On Jan 23, 2015
good one! thumbs up!
Health / Re: 10 Common Bad Habits That Cause Kidney Failure/damage by kelwheezy(m): 5:59pm On Jan 19, 2015
choi! and believe me I do almost errrthing on dah list. afraid don dey catch me
Phones / Re: Tecno F7 (Phantom A1) Discussion Thread by kelwheezy(m): 8:27am On Oct 12, 2013
Please am using an f7 but it restarts on it's own from time to time.....any solution!
Politics / Re: 10,000 Olokola Workers To Lose Jobs by kelwheezy(m): 2:13pm On Aug 29, 2013
choii nna na wa ooh..... grin grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan Bars Ministers, Others From Partying Abroad by kelwheezy(m): 1:21pm On Jun 22, 2013
2nd noni! cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Task Force Arrest Local Masquerade (picture) by kelwheezy(m): 10:34am On Jun 15, 2013
Lmao! Bush meat don catch hunter! #fFrontPageTinz ;DLmao! Bush meat don catch hunter! #fFrontPageTinz
Romance / Re: Why Did You Break Up With Your Ex? by kelwheezy(m): 1:17am On Aug 23, 2012
We broke up bcuz luv left us! sad sad
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri's Question On Nigerian Roads: Same Or Improved? by kelwheezy(m): 2:03pm On Aug 20, 2012
Passing by... *ontop okada*
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Insults D'banj On Twitter Called Him Akpan by kelwheezy(m): 2:45pm On Aug 06, 2012
Him wey dey tok, wetin him be?? Oga abi? Him own even worst! Sha make we no tok plenty cuz him still b kid 'wizkid' make we pause am here until him grow up! Idiat!
Jokes Etc / Check Out This, And Pls Don't Laf! by kelwheezy(m): 7:31pm On Jul 31, 2012
Plz I need to ask you something that has kept me
sleepless and I want you to be totally honest with me. It
might be awkward between us after this but I have to
know how you feel. I have kept it in my mind for a while
now but I think it's finally time I'll be straight up and
just confront u... I hope this doesn't ruin the
relationship we already have. I just need to know and I
don't see any other way I could get over this. It
wouldn't be fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want
you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. I
just want your honest opinion... How much is bread in
ur area?
Jokes Etc / Pls Who Is D Real Owner Of MAN??? by kelwheezy(m): 10:20am On Jul 31, 2012
Pls who is the true owner of a MAN, the mother or the wife?

Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year!!!"

Daughter-in-law: "Mama, that was over 40 years ago!!! You must realise that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking it."

Mother-in-law: "he passed through my 'kini'"

Daughter-in-law: "that was just once,he eats and will still continue to eat my 'kini' for years to come"
Mother-in-Law: "I carried him for 9 months."

Daughter-In-Law: "He was only 3.5kg then, wasn't he? So what's the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 90KG NOW."

Lol
Wahala wa oooh!!! Men are in dilemma...
Who is the true owner Men remain babies for life. Too bad for dem:p. I dey cry for unacry
Jokes Etc / Naija No Dey Carry Last!! by kelwheezy(m): 1:23am On Jul 28, 2012
Abeg una bin See as the Nigerian women dey dance tho,they have no plans of coming back for sure...
And
Someone said the flag bearer for Nigeria is an immigration officer who's making sure they all return after the Olympics

All those Brazilian girls better protect their hair....Ibo girls at the olympics come with Scissor oo

Aha, so Nigeria, when are you hosting the Olympics?

Politics / Terrorists by kelwheezy(m): 12:29am On Jul 27, 2012
Terrorists kill 5 policemen in Borno, Bauchi •Burn police station, local govt secretariat in Borno

http:///3X25SOVq

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