₦airaland Forum

Passing by... *ontop okada*

Him wey dey tok, wetin him be?? Oga abi? Him own even worst! Sha make we no tok plenty cuz him still b kid 'wizkid' make we pause am here until him grow up! Idiat!

Plz I need to ask you something that has kept me
sleepless and I want you to be totally honest with me. It
might be awkward between us after this but I have to
know how you feel. I have kept it in my mind for a while
now but I think it's finally time I'll be straight up and
just confront u... I hope this doesn't ruin the
relationship we already have. I just need to know and I
don't see any other way I could get over this. It
wouldn't be fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want
you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. I
just want your honest opinion... How much is bread in
ur area?

Pls who is the true owner of a MAN, the mother or the wife?

Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year!!!"

Daughter-in-law: "Mama, that was over 40 years ago!!! You must realise that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking it."

Mother-in-law: "he passed through my 'kini'"

Daughter-in-law: "that was just once,he eats and will still continue to eat my 'kini' for years to come"
Mother-in-Law: "I carried him for 9 months."

Daughter-In-Law: "He was only 3.5kg then, wasn't he? So what's the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 90KG NOW."

Lol
Wahala wa oooh!!! Men are in dilemma...
Who is the true owner Men remain babies for life. Too bad for dem:p. I dey cry for una

Abeg una bin See as the Nigerian women dey dance tho,they have no plans of coming back for sure...
And
Someone said the flag bearer for Nigeria is an immigration officer who's making sure they all return after the Olympics

All those Brazilian girls better protect their hair....Ibo girls at the olympics come with Scissor oo

Aha, so Nigeria, when are you hosting the Olympics?

Terrorists kill 5 policemen in Borno, Bauchi •Burn police station, local govt secretariat in Borno

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Smh!

WE are not mad u dropped fm d competition
WE are not hurt u lost focus
WE are not pained u broke d Hrt of many Nigerians
WE are not sad u lost ur self esteem
BUT WE ARE FURIOUS U DASHED THE PRIDE OF OUR COUNTRY TO SMALL KENYA
WE ARE PISSED OFF CUZ U BETRAYED EVERY AFRICAN QUEEN



BUT FURIOUS U DASHED THE PRIDE OF OUR COUNTRY TO SMALL KENYA
WE ARE DISGRACED COS U ARE A DISGRACE TO THE WHOLE WORD.


Voice of Voiceless Women

My broda i dey GAME!

Am interested bro....count me in!!!

debrief08: Lol, no herbs no jazz oh, we are just taught that it shows how strong and capable you are as a woman to endure pain.
The local women self get mind pass us wey township don spoil. Those ones will give birth alone, clean up and bath the baby. When I was having my baby, I was in pain but determined not to shout, I however gave one scream and that was it, all d pain was in dat one.
My sisters laughed at me sha, but in a way they still hailed me for not shouting and crying.

lmao!! nice1 shaa

amosy007: u dey mind that mumu

lolz maybe na Barca fan jareh [b][/b]

LWKMD4H, LOL if to say na just mi, i for dey yarn am anyhow bcoz nobodi 4 dey here to judge mi, pidgin na the language we dey  sweet belle die! papa and mama dey enjoy am welu welu, if no be dis awa sweet lingua, pipl lyk 2baba 4 no dey sing na, okay, now compare 2baba and any other muzxian  4 Afrika, mek we knw hu sabi sing pass, abeg mek dem quick do am jare, i no fit wait!!

Great Job bro, am in, kelmanwanted@yahoo.com, once again tank you!!

princeella:
Hello House, A USA Manufacturing firm is organizing a Seminar in Kaduna to offer Juicy job opportunity to young Nigeria Grads and even the ones with little or no qualification. The company is holding the Seminar in Kaduna

Venue: Crystal Garden Hotel
Date: 28th August, 2010.

This offer will blow your mind. I attended one of such by the same company some months back in Abuja and it has totally changed my life.

You can mail me to ask any question concerning this opportunity. Avail yourself the opportunity to attend if you are in Kaduna or its environ. You can reach me on princeella@rediffmail.com

@Poster pls can u give me more info i live @KD. is it kd's crystal Hotel. pls send me more info on this. chuksgame@gmail.com

  plz does any boby know d cutoff marks for economics?? i got 261 in my jamb, and am about checkin my post utme, just cant wait 2 be an esutyte,

pls wats dia cutoff marks 4 economics

when will unn release the putme result

hi guyz, plz does any one know when unibuja will be writing dia post-ume?? ,