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Health / Re: Boy Who Slept With A Girl He Met For The First Time Now Finds It Hard To Urinate by kelztheimpaler(m): 11:17pm On Apr 16, 2015
lalasticlala:




Source: http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2015/04/20-year-old-who-slept-with-girl-he-met.html?m=1



The guy don contact glo network be dat....

anyway he has to open up to any family member so that they can assist him.
Politics / Re: OMG! This Is Sign That There Will Be War After Election [MUST READ] by kelztheimpaler(m): 11:21am On Mar 28, 2015
annazubi:
The one started by Buharibokos after 2011 election, hope you were the first to run?


That one didn't get to me and i didn't ask for violence...
Politics / Re: OMG! This Is Sign That There Will Be War After Election [MUST READ] by kelztheimpaler(m): 10:03pm On Mar 27, 2015
annazubi:
Asari I support u. If Buharians try any nonsense after GEJ's win show them the stuff u're made of. Show them!


When he starts with his violence and it spreads round Nigeria,

Don't you think that you will be the first to run?
Education / Re: 11 Little Known Laws Of Karma...you might wanna know by kelztheimpaler(m): 1:04pm On Mar 27, 2015
bisous:
Nice piece....the shallow minded won't understand.....


This is not a nice piece.... this is a wonderful piece i tell you.
TV/Movies / Re: 10 Annoying Things Nigerians Do In Cinemas by kelztheimpaler(m): 11:30am On Mar 07, 2015
fromnigeria:
I call it: low level insurgency...
low level insurgency..... this got me laughing like a mad man

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Crime / Re: 21-Year Old Student In EFCC Custody Over N20m Internet Love Scam by kelztheimpaler(m): 5:15pm On Mar 06, 2015
grin
Hawlahscho:


U laf laf laf so tey, u no remember to even quote me wella.... grin

anyway, I go manage am like that. cool

Chai..... na true .... but wrtin i go do na ....

i still dry laff likr mad man grin
Hawlahscho:


U laf laf laf so tey, u no remember to even quote me wella.... grin

anyway, I go manage am like that. cool



Chai..... na true .... but wetin i go do na ....








grin grin
Hawlahscho:


U laf laf laf so tey, u no remember to even quote me wella.... grin

anyway, I go manage am like that. cool

Chai..... na true .... but wrtin i go do na ....

i still dry laff likr mad man grin
Hawlahscho:


U laf laf laf so tey, u no remember to even quote me wella.... grin

anyway, I go manage am like that. cool



Chai..... na true .... but wetin i go do na ....
Crime / Re: 21-Year Old Student In EFCC Custody Over N20m Internet Love Scam by kelztheimpaler(m): 5:02pm On Mar 06, 2015
Hawlahscho:
grin NOT WELL PLANNED JOB grin

He should be punished for doing d job like a novice without a very tactical foundation.

***b4 dey declare me wanted too grin ***


Counter Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for anything I post/upload on/to nairaland.


This counter disclaimer got me laffing like a mad man grin[quote author=Hawlahscho post=31362224]grin NOT WELL PLANNED JOB grin

He should be punished for doing d job like a novice without a very tactical foundation.

***b4 dey declare me wanted too ;

Counter Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for anything I post/upload on/to nairaland. [/quo
Celebrities / Re: Popular Nigeria International Singer, Nneka, Blast Jonathan On CNN by kelztheimpaler(m): 6:25am On Mar 05, 2015
grin grin
fritiyo:
pls who b seun and nneka?

are they Nigerian musicians?
have not heard of them before.


Pesin dey sleep untop bike
Celebrities / Re: Popular Nigeria International Singer, Nneka, Blast Jonathan On CNN by kelztheimpaler(m): 6:19am On Mar 05, 2015
kilokeys:


wizkid's Ayo (joy) beats all her songs put together..

she is a lauryn hill wannabe and she falls short terribly

and u don't know me.. ask

i am a dextrous guitarist. check instagram for my clips
i know music
she just rants about the ills of d society. very discordant melodies, terrible rythm

she isnt up to the standard of bez, asa, nosa.. name them

Hey thats not true..... I know Nneka and i know that she is a good musician .She has nice songs. And by the way, i think she is entitled to her opinion.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Meter Analysis: PDP, 1.87% National Penetration And APC, 16.18%(PICS) by kelztheimpaler(m): 1:41pm On Feb 28, 2015
freeboy604:
I'm 95% sure Jonathan will Win, and prove to you that your analysis is nothing before our ancestors.


Oga if you say that you are 95%sure that Gej will win, what happened to the remaining 5% ........
#justsaying !!!
Webmasters / Re: POST -your- Website/blog- For- REVIEW by kelztheimpaler(m): 9:04am On Feb 16, 2015
osile2012:
Everyday people create threads asking people to review their website/blog. I think it will be nice to have just one thread for website/blog reviews. So if you have a website or blog that u will like to be reviewed, post it here.

For now u might start by reviewing the one on my signature.

Thanks

grin grin grin

Thanks for the thread !!!
Pls let me know the things that I need to correct.I am all ears !!! .Magnificcio99@

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