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FUNNY NEWS 6 DEC,2014
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An
unexpected player walks majestically on
pitch.
A goat disrupts a football match in Greece
several times by repeatedly walking onto
the pitch while match was going on, the
goat caused a bit of trouble at the friendly
football match on the Greek island of Crete.
The goat was escorted off the pitch by a
player
and a coach, rather unwillingly, only to run
back onto the field again to guard the goal,
Thanks to a man who saved the game by
grabbing the goat by the horns and running
it off the pitch. http://www.laughoutworld.com/2014/12/goat-interrupts-football-game.html?m=1#more

FUNNY NEWS 6 DEC,2014
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An
unexpected player walks majestically on
pitch.
A goat disrupts a football match in Greece
several times by repeatedly walking onto
the pitch while match was going on, the
goat caused a bit of trouble at the friendly
football match on the Greek island of Crete.
The goat was escorted off the pitch by a
player
and a coach, rather unwillingly, only to run
back onto the field again to guard the goal,
Thanks to a man who saved the game by
grabbing the goat by the horns and running
it off the pitch. http://www.laughoutworld.com/2014/12/goat-interrupts-football-game.html#more

Funniest ride ever!
A Shanghai man
has taken to the streets with a homemade
car
that measures 23.6 inches long and cost
him
only $244 to assemble.
Xu Zhiyun, 60, said his $244 mini car,
which
he designed and assembled himself,
includes an engine, brakes, a gear-shifting
system,front and rear lights, a horn and a
sound
system to play music.
Xu said it took him about two years to build
the vehicle, which measures 23.6 inches
long, 13.8 inches wide and 15.7 inches tall.
The homemade vehicle follows in the
footsteps -- or tire treads -- of a replica
Lamborghini roadster carved from
mahogany
by Yu Jietao of Putian, China. The roadster
was outfitted with an electric engine and
reaches a top speed of 18 mph.
Every days wakes-up new and fun
inventions. http://www.laughoutworld.com/2014/12/236-car-made-in-shanghai.html?m=1

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FUNNY JOKES
Scientists created a machine to identify
corrupted minds,eventually the machine
didn't work that way rather it began to
corrupt people's mind,they tested the
machine on a white man the machine
responded "mind corrupted successfully",it
was then time to test the machine on a
Nigerian,the machine responded "mind
corrupting wasn't successful because this
user corruption memory is full". http://www.laughoutworld.com/2014/12/mind-corrupting-machine.html?m=1

FUNNY NEWS 29 Nov,2014
Pig kicked out of plane.
pig kicked out of plane after roaming
around the cabin, kicking
up a stink and 'terrifying’ fellow passengers.
An American woman has been forced to get
off
a plane after bringing a 70-pound pot-
bellied pig
on board for "emotional support".
The woman carried the pig on board,it's
legally accepted in
America.
However, before long, the pig, which was
on a
leash, was reportedly out of control, pacing
around the cabin and becoming
"disruptive".
It was also stinking out the cabin.
A professor at the University of
Massachusetts named Jonathan Skolnik who
was sitting next to the
unnamed woman and her pig said:I initially
thought the farmyard animal was a large
duffel
bag.


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UNNY/COMEDY NEWZ:FIRST POO
BUS LAUNCHED
UK lunches it's First
POO BUS.
Britain's first bus
that runs on
human waste
has gone into
service, with the
40-seat vehicle
making its maiden voyage from Bath to
Bristol.
The first bus in the UK to be powered by
human waste has made its maiden voyage
from
Bristol Airport to Bath.
The 40-seater "Bio-Bus" is fuelled by
biomethane gas generated by the treatment
of sewage and food waste at a processing
plant.
Colin Field of the Bath Bus Company said
the
new vehicle will be "quieter" and does not
"smell".
He said: "on a day to day basis, its just as a
normal bus...it's very hard to get people to
believe in the whole recycling ethic".
A single tank of the gas, which is produced
using
the typical annual waste of five people, is
enough to power the vehicle for 190 miles.
Isn't this an incredible invention?
http://www.laughoutworld.com/2014/11/funnycomedy-newzfirst-poo-bus-launched.html?m=1

FUNNY/COMEDY NEWZ:5 YEARS OLD
IT EXPERT
Imagine what a five years old Child did.
The genius passed
Microsoft exam
and did it with even time to spare
.
Brainy Ayan Qureshi had to be given
special permission by the computer software
giants to do the test, which is
usually taken by university graduates.
Child has been crowned an IT expert.
QUALIFICATION:only just started primary
school.
He passed the test at Birmingham City
University to become a Microsoft Certified
Professional.read this and more hilarious NEWZ @ http://laughoutworld..com

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Nigerian police are also humans
John calls the police on phone at 1:00am.
Jack:is this the police?
Police officer:yes this is.
Jack:*panting*we are under attack by 20 well armed burglars with
sophisticated weapons.
Police:ehe! THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED DOES NOT EXIST.
Jack:what! But I was speaking with the police just now.
Police officer:SIR PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER!
After the police ended the call he exclaims"does this man think
that the Nigerian police are not humans like him? read mqore @ http://laughoutworld..com
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