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Macgabe:
Hahahahaha... bro please take it easy on them o. You are adding salt to an open injury so take chill pill abeg. We wish them well as they battle in PL to qualify for next season's CL. But what does UEFA want from Arsenal FC na. If they try to qualify as first from group stage, they give them Bayern if they took second Barcelona... Na only them waka come!!!

lol.. Arsenal fan: "How much is TomTom?"
Seller: 2-10 naira

trapqueen77 come nd see

I can't stop laughing

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May Your Private Part Not Ruin
Your Life

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pyyxxaro:
Ogbeni this bweast go get reach 2 2 nippleeè each

If plane won crash and I siddon near this lady,I go just de laff because I know say parachute de myside

funny bro..oil da ur head

REIIGN:
Lol, one of my dey matric tomorrow. Too bad I'm not in Owerri currently.

ntn do u bro

REIIGN:
OP you're an IMSU student, right?

i d enter imsu tomorrow self......op gv us gps make we come chop free rice as futo da strike

youngdude1:
Bros abeg make una serious small biko

gv her what ur ex gave u on ur matric day

a pack of condoms. ..fantasy to b specific

BEWARE. IT IS SNAKE SEASON

DUE TO THE HEATWAVE AND HIGH TEMPERATURES CURRENTLY IN NIGERIA, SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS, SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES LIKE INSIDE HOMES.

SAFETY TIPS

1. Avoid leaving windows open for too long. Cobras and Mambas can reach heights that are very high.

2. Avoid leaving your front doors open for fresh air in the evenings. These reptiles are absolutely STEALTHY (too quiet). You won't hear or see them go inside your house.

3 Before sitting under the tree that has that cooling shade, check the branches that there are no snakes lurking in the branches.

4. Check your bed and surrounding before you go to bed, cobras are notorious for hiding under the sheets.

5. Avoid the age old trend of liking to chill outside of the house, with mattresses and wrappers in the evening. Most reptiles are nocturnal (hunt at night and more effective)

6. Not only snakes might bite you, but also the age old human enemy; the centipede (Mosithaphala), which is fast and very venomous.

7. Clear bushes round your house. They attract rats and mice which are the favourite snacks of the most dangerous snake’s favorite meal.

8. Buy snake repellent powder and pour it round your yard. You will definitely decrease the chances of a snake ever visiting your home by 90%.

Beware of confronting snakes that get into your homes. Some snakes can be killed easily, others like the black mamba are very cocky. If threatened, they will chase you at an alarming speed and give multiple bites while still on the chase; and bitten victims may not live to see the next forty minutes. So, just be very careful when trying to kill those snakes.

Stay well and be safe. It's snake season. It's very hot and they are highly active and get agitated and angry very fast.

Keep sharing as you may be saving lives.

Please do have a wonderful day!!!

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Do you feel weak, stressed or you feel like vomiting? Don't be scared young girl, the Valentine seed is germinating 😂

wickedness. .

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Do you feel weak, stressed or you feel like vomiting? Don't be scared young girl, the Valentine seed is germinating 😂

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paulinoace0:
Thank you very much for the information

uwc

paulinoace0:
Thanx
I heard they wanna increase the fee which lead to protest do you know the amount they wanna increase it to?

fee was increased already....by 7k

paulinoace0:
I wanna put the school but want to know the cost of fess

4ok acceptance 50k fees will b enough

paulinoace0:
Please how much is futo school fees now?

hehehe...notn z changed bro
d re preparing d bill 4 damages

Erngie:
I love this. Reason not to answer anybody especially those extra year students that start asking question from number1 lol..very annoying

I can relate dear...

HOW TO HANDLE A TYRE BURST
There isn’t a doubt that a tyre blowout
ranks the highest on any highway driver’s list
of fears. With good reason too, as a tyre
burst could lead to a complete loss of car
control. With SUVs & MUVs, there is the
possibility of a flip-over too. A blowout is
dangerous no matter how good a driver you
are or how safe your car is.
The good news is, with tyre technology
continually improving, blowouts are becoming
an infrequent occurrence. Still, they do
happen and it's best that you know what to
do if you suffer one.
HOW TO HANDLE A TYRE BURST:

1. Start with maintaining a safe driving
speed; there are just no two sides to this.
The lower your speed, the higher your chance
of survival. A blowout at 80 - 90 kph will be
far less dramatic than one at 140 - 150 kph.
Indeed, if you survive a tyre burst at 150
kph, consider it a gift of God.

2. Do NOT slam on the brake pedal. Of course,
this is easier said than done, as our brains
are hardwired to instinctively jam the brake
pedal in an emergency. Hard braking is
actually the worst thing you can do as it will
further imbalance the vehicle and throw it
out of control.

3. Don’t abruptly take your foot off the
accelerator. Do it slowly & gradually. In
fact, Michelin recommends that you maintain
accelerator input momentarily, before
releasing it slowly. The deceleration force
from a blown tyre is so strong that your car
will anyway slow down rapidly. If you have
engaged cruise control, be sure to disengage
it immediately.

4. Try your best to keep the vehicle pointed
straight. Cornering or turning with a blown
tyre will greatly upset the car’s composure.
If your car is pulling to one side, you might
need to pull the steering in the opposite
direction to keep it going straight. This is
critical, else you risk drifting into the road
divider or worse still, the opposite lane.

5. Do NOT attempt to over-correct. The key
is to maintain the vehicle’s stability. A sharp
yank of the steering wheel can result in a
rollover. Even when you have gained control
and are slowly moving to a safe parking
spot, do so with the mildest steering inputs
possible.

6. Allow the vehicle to gradually coast to a
stop. Use engine braking if necessary. Lightly
engage the brakes only when your car has
decelerated to a slow speed. Use the turn
indicators and pull over safely off the road.
Drive on the bare metal wheel if you have to,
but do NOT stop in the middle of the road as
you run the risk of getting rear-ended by a
speeding car. Remember to activate your
hazard lights when stopped.

all na formalities. ..those that will ask will still ask....in Geology department FUTO geophysics option way no reach 30 d write exam for 500 capacity hall...imagine d sitting arrangement

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