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she looks so yummy

Bye bye to buhari

emeijeh:
Lol
Your moniker should have been kendick.

Damn, the cake came in 3D (3Dicks)

hahahaha. So funny

Castle of Penis. Owned by Sir Dickson the first of Spermingham Kingdom

lonelydora:
Sorry bro, but please which course are studying? Seems you didn't do GST 101 (Use of English)

the man is grieving and you are cracking useless jokes

Everybody for Benin know say Uppermission na Erosion Area na, people abandon their properties in that area . Am sorry for your loss. You played yourself.

With the rain today, even sapele road was nothing to write home about.

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SouthSouth1914:
They said the simple truth! Sean Paul has been relevant in the industry like forever! Wizkid is doing great, but cannot be compared to Sean Paul.. Wizkid and their likes should stick to their Pangolo music

Ode ! Who compared wizkid to Sean Paul? Goat

Idiot why you they disgrace yourself? That's 2chainz .

Freestainworld:
in Edo, when you are ugly, you are blessed

post your picture lets see. simpleton

mrZENographer:
Elijah decreed famine for 3 and half years

God told Elijah to hide himself from King Ahab in the Brook by Jordan and said, I have commanded the Ravens to give you food day and night. God sent Ravens to feed Elijah day and night. 1 Kings 17

This also sounds foolish to you? Bros that story is a Lie

so God also sent animals to trek from thousands of miles . How will they not die?

mrZENographer:
Very simple. God brought them to him.

Stupidest reply ever

Adakintroy:
Your problem is that you want the bible to bend to your logic. The bible said god created this beast and gave to man to name. So they must be within range. A lot of things have happen in this world and many changes have occurred that we can't accurately measure. Even science do lots of theorizations. Which is wild guessing.

since they were within Range, how did they travel Millions of Miles away ?

GerogeI:
Here is how:

First do you understand that all the pedigrees of dogs were differentiated from the same source wolves?

If you do, then you will also understand that the genes you carry in your body today is is a flash drive containing the blue print for million of permutation of what could be you depending on where you find yourself and who you mate with. Even humans have been differentiated. For more understanding google "genetic optimisation algorithm"

Summary: God did not need to save every specie of bears, flies, birds, etc according to what you see in the animal kingdom today. What you see today(like polar bears) is the differentiation and optimisation of what Noah had saved according to their requirement to suit their environment, engineered or effected through the process of reproduction.

In between, did it occurs to anybody that beings the size of giants could have been quite unsustainable in terms of intake of organic matter as food. Unlike the increasing would population, it could have been a decreasing one from cannibalism.

so why are new species not formed today according to your Logic?

what i want to know was how Noah brought Flies, Mosquitoes and Butterflies on the ark
Or how he brought Polar Bears from Antarctica, the Sumatran Tiger from Indonesia? What about those animals that are only found in countries like Australia, South America e.t.c

Shut up young Foool. Your father is still a Thug!!

Uglyaddy:
You wish!!!!But it can never happened.I have fully paid my dues......F-you!

In your entire life,you will never smell an intentional Aiport not to talk of boarding an international flight.

You Yahoo Yahoo fraud internet you doing,you will be caught and disgrace on National TV soon.

lol. Let's bury the hatchet bro. PEACE and love. It was nice trolling you

is that not Uglyaddy? He has been deported

Direct that message to buhari and the other Politicians. For me and my Household, we are travelling

They can spy you, but you can't spy them. Idiotss

Is starboy performing?

and one idiot here on Nairaland made an article of how wizkid wears only One Airfoce sneakers

xscoffy:
This is why youths will keep being leaders of tomorrow only on social media. See how Pple are celebrating mediocrity.

you that doesn't celebrate mediocrity what have you done to better your community?

nonye6194:
Dear lalasticlala, it's a shame I walked throng the valley and shadow of the Snake island without finding your most prized pet.

Not even a monitor lizard .

I had to make some reparation by writing your name on the beach and draw the most popular Nairaland celebrity on it . Hopefully, you would accept my sacrifice of contrition sir.

Thank you

hahahaha. Lalasticlala

kunlesufyan:
Nigeria will get there

Future impossible Tense

andrew444:
You think say to carry Egyptian girls na for mouth ?

You go dey hide at first o ,and if you wanna get married to them just be ready to convert to Muslim ,that's if you are not one

but them fine die.

I don't mind risking it all for some Egyptian girls

See cars God ! looks like the toy cars we used as kids came to reality. all that money and he can't fix his hairline

Perfect. Not only Schengen visa.

I can visit China, but I can't stay or school in China

Just take a look at the dilapidated road inside a higher institution . Anybody wey go tell me make i go school for naija again i go bite am