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Sports / Re: Join Me Now On What's App For My 1.80odd Rollover by Kenedy16(m): 2:14pm On Jun 22, 2019
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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Ban From Using Yowhatsapp by Kenedy16(m): 10:49am On Jun 20, 2019
Me i dey ghost mode all my life whatsapp neva ban despite say i dey use gbwhatsapp
Phones / Re: Nigeria Is Ready For 5G Says NCC by Kenedy16(m): 8:23am On Jun 16, 2019
5g no dey fluctuate so dem no fit bring anoda 3g.

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Romance / Re: Coca-cola Drink: Here Are Twelve (12) Surprising Uses Apart Drinking. (photos) by Kenedy16(m): 7:26am On Jun 16, 2019
No b 9ja coke!

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Sports / Re: Top Players Who Are Not Playing For The Country Of Their Origin by Kenedy16(m): 8:00pm On Jun 15, 2019
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Greizmann father is a German, he has descendants from Germany that's why I said he is from Germany,

But Messis father is an Argentine...so I don't really get what you are saying
Messi grandfather is italian who came to argentina

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Sports / Re: Top Players Who Are Not Playing For The Country Of Their Origin by Kenedy16(m): 4:55pm On Jun 15, 2019
OP if griezmann is german then messi can be called an italian.

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Romance / Re: The Cobra Effect - (photos) by Kenedy16(m): 11:05am On Jun 15, 2019
Viagra guys una don hear bah!?

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Sports / Re: Messi Edges Out Ronaldo To Top This Year's Forbes World Highest Paid Athletes by Kenedy16(m): 12:44pm On Jun 12, 2019
But according to barca fans he doesnot play 4 d money but love of futbol...

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Education / Re: Sniper Is Not An Easy Killer, It's An Organ Eating ,liquid Monster. by Kenedy16(m): 9:27am On Jun 04, 2019
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Please I request your permission to repost it on my FB wall. your rights reserved.
No problem. most part nah copy, my addition no reach 4% of the write up.

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Education / Sniper Is Not An Easy Killer, It's An Organ Eating ,liquid Monster. by Kenedy16(m): 8:44pm On Jun 03, 2019
Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.
Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate
compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria
Chemical Compound.
When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill
yourself, this is what will happen to you....
1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as
forced tears escapes from its reservoir
2. You will have serious discharges from your
nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over
these happenings now.
3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold
unto your head and scream like it wants to
explode..
4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making
sure that your body have lost control over it.
5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming
through all your senses, as saliva pours out from
your mouth like a slow, mini river.
6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and
you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be
relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for
taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish
it's job.
7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit
all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation,
your blood pressure will go down low,
convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of
you through the shutting down of your lungs and
kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.
The last thing that will die in you, is your brain
that will take in every information before shutting
down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the
pained ghost.
That's why they will meet you when you are dead,
with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your
underwear, your body twisted in a strange position
as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and
they will observe the signs of struggle in the room
you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls,
tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to
quail the killing pain.. some run off from their
houses,screaming for people to help them, that
they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the
hospital.
If you are lucky, your system could be flushed
when it has not shut down everything, but you will
never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will
die on your way to the hospital, or in the
hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial
record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts
down, is "regrets".
You can see, it's not an easy death.
Should in case you are among those, waiting on
queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come
back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that
100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a
gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.
You are deceived when they make you believe that
sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly
devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your
organs one by one in a tearing order.
It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not
to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you
anticipated, not sniper.
If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices,
while you think your way out. Suicide is not a
joke.
Sniper will make you see your ear without mirror,
will force you to beg for your life back, but it will
scream back at you from your system, to let it do
its job.
It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled,
regrettable death...
Why don't you use that strength of fighting a
painful death, and fight your way out to live?
You can see that suicide is more painful than
depression.
You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called
sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Kenedy16(m): 6:58am On May 15, 2019
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Sports / Re: Predict Man United Vs Man City And Stand A Chance To Win Free Airtime by Kenedy16(m): 6:47pm On Apr 23, 2019
man city 5-0 man utd
Car Talk / The ‘world’s Longest Electric Car Trip’ Ends In Australia by Kenedy16(m): 8:43pm On Apr 17, 2019
A Dutchman completed an epic 95,000 kilometre (59,000 miles) journey by electric car in Sydney. He did this in a bid to prove the viability of such vehicles in tackling climate change.

Wiebe Wakker drove his retrofitted station wagon, nicknamed ‘The blue bandit,’ across 33 countries in what he said was the world’s longest ever journey by electric car.

The trip from the Netherlands to Australia took just over three years. Funded by public donations from around the world, the trip necessitated including electricity to charge the bandit, food and a place to sleep.

Wakker drove across different countries and environment including turkey, Iran, India, Myanmar, Malaysia and Indonesia. The offers he received on his website determined the route.

Wakker said,
“I wanted to change people’s opinions and inspire people to start driving electric cars by showing the advantages of sustainable mobility.”

If one man can drive to the other side of the world in an electric car, the electric vehicles should definitely be viable for daily use.
Wakker said before they modified the car, it would have used 6,785 litres of petrol to complete the journey.

The modified vehicle can travel 200 kilometres on a single charge. Wakker says he spent just $300 (N108,000) on electricity, much of it in the remote desert outback of Australia. https://www.plat4om.com/?p=12033

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Romance / Re: How Much Cash Do You Need Now? by Kenedy16(m): 3:12pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Top Ten Richest Musicians In Nigeria #2019 (photos) by Kenedy16(m): 8:01am On Apr 05, 2019
Bloggers and liess!..
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Investment / Re: Turn Your N2500 To N500,000+ Within 7days by Kenedy16(m): 2:17pm On Apr 03, 2019
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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Kenedy16(m): 6:15pm On Mar 31, 2019
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Education / Re: Meet Lucy Akwawa, Nigeria's Most Beautiful Student, Who Sold Indomie & Egg by Kenedy16(m): 9:02am On Mar 30, 2019
Sports / Re: Kubrat Pulev Suspended After Kissing A Female Reporter (Photos) by Kenedy16(m): 6:46pm On Mar 29, 2019
Lyk say she no enjoy am! smh

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Politics / Re: Sowore Was Right Afterall On Canabis by Kenedy16(m): 6:22pm On Mar 29, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Nollywood Ritualists by Kenedy16(m): 5:17pm On Mar 29, 2019
Those dayz if i just c pete edochie 4 film i go lose appetite 2 watch film.

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Romance / Re: Best Places To Have Sex (wild Thoughts Beyond The Bedroom) by Kenedy16(m): 3:31pm On Mar 29, 2019
MrLankeeee:
On top of cooking pot, in the church altar, bank, mosque, inside the plane, in the office or shop @Op you forgot to mention all these?
Wat bout untop of fence, transformer and some ppl favourite.. middle of highway.

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Pets / Re: What Specie Of Snake Is This? Financial Reward For Correct Answer. by Kenedy16(m): 11:23am On Mar 29, 2019
It tink it is a gray rat snake. op una dey live wit rat?!
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Kenedy16(m): 6:55am On Mar 29, 2019
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Sports / Re: Who Knows This Person by Kenedy16(m): 8:03pm On Mar 28, 2019
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David Luiz
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