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Man United all d way........go guyz and make us proud. In Man United....we fly high.
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!

greall1: PPLE STILL LIVING IN JOS?

nope....it's only rocks & forests dat live dia...
Dont make me call u ....
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You knw d word.
Dumb.est questn/statement of the Year

Nice and Hilarious!
Luv d COLOR AND FAT part

There's nothing wrong wit dat......
Bt i must confess, i dont wanna marry a virgin eida cos i feel dey got notin to offer me, most of dem are du.mb, no sense of humour, introverts & boring as deeper life church sermons. if not y will one remain a virgin @26 or above? If u r a virgin pls dnt b offended, it's because of d virgins i hv met so far. Dey r nt brainy at all and dry like an old granny punnana. Dey are nt attractive to me.
So I dont care if you r a virgin or not .

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If you r of d same view wit me, hit d like button.
If not, your insults will not change ma opinion abt virgins. Experience is d best teacher

free2ryhme:

a virgin cant marry u .. mumu

do u hv to insult him because of his own choice? There's no way evrybody will agree on a topic like dis. Pls learn to respect ppl's point of view and decisns

Privatization has done more harm dan good in dis country, infact dat's d main failure of governance of Obj's regime. Sellin govt owned co to same individuals to dier personal benefits, it's pathetic. Do we still remember Nitel, Nicon insurance? It's a pity. Privatization = capitalism
capitalism = corruption & corrupt practices
wic has led to increased poverty, govt negligence, poor economy, infrastructure degradatn and so on.
Privatization is an enemy dat has come, conquered & destroyed dis Country. it's a menace as far as am concern.

Grt game......nw go boys & destroy madridsta @ d bernabau.
GGMU!

DarryOsh:
u made the mistake of waiting for graduation before beginning ur job hunt.
What i think u shud do is list d companies where u would like to work(at least 20, maybe more). Go to their site, most of them allow you to drop ur cv in d career section. Dont submit ur cv without a cover letter. The cover letter makes ur cv professionally personal(lik someone pointed out) and differentiates u from several others who drop their cvs. Emphasize ur strengths, talk about ur past work experiences(u shud b able to glorify ur little experiences but dont lie). Let them know that u are a creative person who learns fast and is always open to new ideas and eager to learn (i am assuming u are so it wont be a lie) and so on.
So that is what i think u can do. I wish you luck.

tanks alot

Well I got some tips frm dis thread..... Bt i need advice and suggestns. I am a graduate of Ind. Chemistry, stayin in Lag, dnt hv d 'hu u knw tin'.. I'm tinkin of going tru consultin firms here in Lagos to help me get a job in a chemical based Industry. Pls wht do u tink abt dis?
Wic consultin firms can i go to? Wht r dier terms of service?
If anyone has gone tru dis method sucessfully b4, pls ur advice & experience will b highly aprieciated. Tnks

3pts for sure wit a comfortable score line........United all d way...go boyz
GGMU

A girl scrolled thru her bf's phone
& saw funny girls name saved in d
contact list.....such as Racheal
stingy, Gloria small breast ,Mary
big teeth, Tracy big ear, Tina K-leg,
irene small yansh & she was having fun laughing at all d names
she saw. She decided 2check out
wot her own number had been
saved as & when she dialed her
line, wat she saw was SONIA
MOUTH ODOUR.....lol

Olastep1: k sir

do u hv to quote all dis jst to write dis?
Pls stop.....it's very annoyin

Micheal Bolton.....How am i suppose to live witout u
Roxette......it must've bn luv
Boyz2men.....bended knees
toni braxon....unbrk ma hrt
whitney Houston.....wia do broken hrt go
Phil Collins......everyday
brandy........nothin
And some of celine dion, tyrese, brandy, babyface, diana ross, daniel bengfield or so, telvin campell, backstreetboys, avril lavigne, luther vandrous & co
infact i listen to loads of dem blues collectns durin such times....dou dey made me feel d hrt brk d more

Nkem Owoh....and ma swtilicious Dakore....i luv dis chick die, ha crazy style, luvly

[quote author=Gombs]Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee[/quot
hilarious

I used 2call ma ex...sugar, shona, swt, hotie & she calls me same. Bt ma fiancee calls me ..baby & i call ha swthrt

HaPpy HapPy NeW YeAR!! 2013 d year of FAVOUR! GLORY TO GOD!

Merry Christmas to i all......U r d very reason for d celebration. CHEERS!

Chris†Kid:
Southern Christians no celebrate when Yaradua died and Gej took over?

yes, some did, dats d gospel truth of dis country...hatred & insanity is d oda of d day. I seriously hv lost hope in d entity called Nigeria......separatn or true federalism is wht i pray for, dou we will b weak as separate countries bt atleast we will live peacefully.

13volts: The moment the helicopter crashed and claimed the life of Kaduna State Governor, 3 things instantly came to my mind;
1. Am glad the crash didn't happened in anywhere near northern Nigeria, it happened in a remote creek in Bayelsa.
2. The media, blogs, websites, social media will be filled with stories of how Muslims will be celebrating the death
3. Conspiracy theories will also rant the air on how northern leaders with there so called " Born to rule syndrome" are responsible for the crash.
Now my prediction has come to pass.

dats nt a predictn man, any average Nigerian knws dat even b4 d crash.....

surveyProf:

For mind u have spoken well..... Bloody clivian!!!

it mst've bn very painful man......dats wht u get wen u support a whacked club.
Sorry shitpoo!

Red-Light:

u mumu die... manu and liveerpool has lost the same tittle brfore

in ur drms lad......my Elegnant Man United hv never, i repeat, never lost d CWC

Dats wht u get wen u sack a coach wit god of soccer on his side.......a coach hu won FA cup & UCL wit old and finished footballers like JT, lamps, drogba, bosingwa, torres, malouda.....he got sacked, so d god of soccer left wit him........soorry asssssess, chelsea....my advice to Abramovich, sack Benitez, hire amodu or siasia.....atleast a Nigerian deserves to make money off dat floppy club called......CHELSHIT ...i mean Chelsea, no offence fellas

r231: So what does this Cahill red card mean? He can't play in next year's World Club final that Chelsea won't qualify for? Lol.

he won't play in dier nxt game in europe

r231: So what does this Cahill red card mean? He can't play in next year's World Club final that Chelsea won't qualify for? Lol.

he won't play in d nxt game in europe

BodyKiss:

In a way you're also implying that Corinthians are better than Barca, since chelsea are the current champions of Europe, who of course defeated barca to reach the finals.

So, shut tha fvck up.
Not a Chelsea fan of course.

dnt mind such retar.d dat calls himself a futbal fan..smh

Red card!....chei.......cheshit oooooo

I see 2nd corinthians goal coming soon.....

Champions of europe indeed!.......mmmcchtteeeww

I see chelshit loosin o.....aftermath of sackin RDM......sowie o, green i mean bluez fans

3pts for sure wit plenty goals.....go guyz! go Man United! GGMU!

Man United!...........made it again, wonderful......GGMU!