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1. It has a ridiculous title
From the name you should know honestly. “Arrow of
Love”, “Pain of Love”, “Beyonce and Rihanna” and all
that. Except you seek local comedic relief, you
shouldn’t be watching these.

2. They have a lot of unnecessary sequels
Once you see a movie that has a lot of ‘parts’, it’s
most likely one of those traditional kinda movie.
Nowadays, it’s been called a season. They’re the same
movie, just broken into multiple parts.

3. The first fifteen to twenty minutes are adverts
A classic Nollywood movie has tons of adverts with
almost the same voice talking about “Number 1 Pound
Road, Aba ” to throw you off balance. These last for
about a few minutes until you’re tired and probably
have given up and then, the movie starts.

4. The background music will explain what happened
Lost at a point? Or you have to do something urgent?
Not to worry. The background music will categorically
tell you how Nneka broke Jimi’s heart and now, she
can’t find another boyfriend.

5. There’s little or no consistency
Imagine the lead character wearing a short hair the
first day and next morning, she has a head full of
braids? Where’s the consistency?

6. Always ends abruptly
And just when you’ve managed to sit through and
watch the most difficult part of the movie, you see “To
God Be The Glory” with the members of cast being
rolled out and you’re like

How else do you know it’s a traditional Nollywood
movie?

omgvoice.com/lifestyle/identify-nollywood-movie/?geoip&country=NG

on a cold day, you invite your gf over. You are about to make out, and she shows you this, and you can't find the key anywhere around her.. What will be your reaction?

Techno l3.. I love the battery life. and I hate the fact that you can't switch the 3g service

How will I wake up at nights to see these faces

Oh my God! This is deflation

Jeez! how will I wake up in the midnight to see these faces?

Having being on break for close to 4 months, I'm already accustomed to sleeping for that long a period. I don't know how dangerous it is. I also need help getting out of this situation before I resume so as not to ruin my academics.

Please does anyone have any idea because I don't. Hence, how e take be my consign?
But sorry for bothering you

CruellaDeville:
You are suffering from what is known as motion sickness. Has to do with a miscommunication between what you see and what you are sensing at that moment. I don't really think there's a drug for it but to understand your symptoms as they occur and deal with them one at a time. Whenever you are travelling don't eat or drink, find stuff that can calm you down, music, meditation etc and don't avoid travelling because it will worsen it.

waoh! thanks a lot. would observe them

sobastical:
But its not that you to want to travel now?? lol. anyway try take stroll most time you're alone at home listen to music, avoid being moody

Thanks a lot..

I'm a type of person that can stay indoor for 5 months without leaving the compound but when I do, probably travel , or stay too long in a vehicle, I always feel dizzy or have this nauseating feeling.. I remember a vehicle stopped for me to throw up in one of my travels. please is there any solution..be it therapy, drugs, prayers etc as I now detest travelling.

With the rising rate of rape cases in this end time world . Various countries have adopted tight measures to curb this menace. check the list out..kindly tell us that of any other country you know.

1. India: Life imprisonment to death sentence
After the Anti Rape Bill of April 2013, culprits are liable
to life imprisonment (which is actually 14 years),
imprisonment for entire life and even the death
sentence in the rarest of rare cases. The amendment
also expanded to include a lot of other kinds of sexual
assault that amount to rape.
Source - theepochtimes
2. France: 15 years to life
The French are pretty hardcore about their rape laws.
They hand out 15 year sentences for rape, which can
be extended to 30 or life depending on the extent of
damage and brutality.
Source - wklaw
3. China: Death sentence or castration
The sentence for rape in China is death, which some
might laud for their swiftness. However, execution
without a proper trial is just as savage. Proof of their
autocratic leadership shows in the fact that some
convicted rapists who were executed were later found
innocent. Castration is also used in some cases.
Source - scmp
4. Saudi Arabia: Beheading within days
The punishment for rape in Saudi Arabia is a public
beheading after administering the rapist with a
sedative. The fact that they hand down the same
punishment for drug trafficking as well proves that
something very wrong is ingrained in their system.
Source - shariaunveiled
5. North Korea: Death by firing squad
This dictatorship sentences rapists to death by firing
squad. Their lines of justice are so blurred that for all
we know, they just use this as a cover up to execute
dissidents.
Source - ytimg
6. Afghanistan: Shot in the head or hanged to death
Convicted rapists here are shot in the head within 4
days or hanged to death depending on the judgement
handed out by the court.
Source - imgrt
7. Egypt: Death by hanging
Egypt is also one of the places that still follows the
slightly outdated mode of death by hanging. In the
case of rapists though, I think that's pretty ok.
Source - dw
8. Iran: Hanged to death
Rapists in Iran are sentenced to death, sometimes by
hanging but sometimes allegedly also by stoning,
which is a gruesome method to go. Sadly enough
however, the culture here also ends up victimising the
person who was raped however.
Source - pakistantoday
9. Israel: 16 years to life
If someone is convicted of raping a women, he is liable
to be sentenced to 16 years in prison. Their definition
of rape is quite inclusive and takes into account other
forms of sexual assault.
Source - nyt
10. USA: Imprisonment for life
The usual sentence for a convicted rapist here depends
on whether the trial falls under state or federal law. In
cases under federal law, the punishments can range
from a few years to imprisonment for the entirety of the
rapist's life span.
Source - csmonitor
11. Russia: 3 to 20 years
Rapists in Russia are usually sentenced to 3-6 years in
prison. The jail term can go up to more than 10 years
depending on the situation, such as if the person
causes grievous harm and can be even higher (20
years) if it's a rare case.
Source - sheknows
12. Norway: 4 to 15 years
They are one of the most stringent places with regard
to rape. Any kind of sexual behaviour without consent
falls under the category of rape here, and the
perpetrator can be thrown in jail for a period of 4-15
years depending on how heinous the crime was. They
have such nice prisons though!
Source - newsinenglish
13.Nigeria
ABUJA— HENCEFORTH, anybody found guilty of rape,
child sex tourism or deliberate passage of HIV/AIDS to
innocent citizens, and other sexual offences, will face
life imprisonment
The bill, among others, prescribes life imprisonment for
gang rape, 10 years for incest, another 10 years
imprisonment for child pornography or more and a fine
of N2 million as well as 14 years jail term for sexual
offences.
source. Vanguard

Barselonia:
the only thing I understand from the message is that women repay loans more than men.....

Why the men no dey repay there...Because they have spend theirs on the women...
irony of life

Lol... Exactly... They give the women.. and the women use it to repay their loans while theirs is left unpaid.....

waw.. Thanks for the info.. saw it too yesterday..

Lol.... rolled off my woman....

My secretary..

Kitty cat brings money

who knows about this series?.. What's your rating over 10..and please why is the season 5 not out?.. I really can't wait.

Boss drinker ke?.. anyway there are different kinds of drink.

i think the "not flying first class" shit was for official visit.. is his daughter on official visit?.. chai!! Wailers sha.

How will someone eat this one and not receive common sense..

Nice one.. bin waiting for this..