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Ferdybaba:
Ah...Am not Sir oo... Yea, saw the notification. I will reply tomorrow. Hope it's not urgent?

OK...it's a bit urgent.

Ferdybaba:
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Sir please check your mail, I sent u a message.

fantasy PL. only!!

I pass u sef.

The BF must be a military man.

If it's her house, why not ask him to leave since his tired of u. Simple thing wey nor need advice

Shabi na una dey beef ghana for twitter.

continue.

If u like no go drop dat card and check on Saturday.

When I asked why 6 year old these days look 15, they said it's good nutrition, and development.

I asked why will a 8-9 year old jump into Jss 1 , they said I'm too backward. it's development.

I asked why don't most families (especially with young parents ) have early morning devotion again, they said ahh... you want my boss to sack me. They called it development.

I asked why are kids these days do enclosed indoors to the extent they don't know their neighbours, they said it's for security reasons, and to avoid bad groups ( While they do they worse indoors ). Its development and it shows u are rich.

Why will u send an underage to driving school, when will he stop driving? They said it's in case of emergency ( the emergency turned out to be bashing someone else car). Its a good development.

I asked again why eateries flooded every weekend, from Saturday to Sunday ( instead of preparing sweet Sunday rice at home for the family ). They said no time.

Why are kids allowed to talk anyhow to there parents, they said ehhn yes it makes one free n open to his parent.( I nearly slapped a girl of 5 that told her dad shut up in a mall). Its development.


So this too is a welcome development, allow the boy to enjoy himself.
What on earth will a 14 y/o be doing with a laptop.
Where he has all textbooks, can go to computer lessons, can play Xbox. Instead u gave him a laptop that even a final student in my class doesn't have (not good sha ) .

let's enjoy development.

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For this kind of question, visit Google.

olafisoyeibukun:
Even if I post, will you view or comment?

Try n c

olafisoyeibukun:
I cook for my family many times and it has never been to nairaland.
lalastic, do you see where your selfishness carries you to? I don't blame you sha, it is good to be a celebrity

But how many times do u post it here.

Source: CNN Money.


What is Alphabet ...

In case you missed it, Google is now Alphabet, Alphabet owns Google, and Google has a new CEO, who reports to the old CEO.



Give us two minutes, and we'll explain.

1) Google restructured its business. It spun out its wacky projects like driverless cars and anti-aging research into separate companies. Alphabet is now the parent company of all of those smaller companies, one of which is Google.

2) Don't worry, you won't notice any changes ... at least for now. At its most basic level, Google just renamed itself "Alphabet" and created a subsidiary business called "Google." The new Google will continue as the consumer-facing brand and will run all the products you've heard of, including search, Android, YouTube, Maps and Google Apps.



3) Don't expect to hear much from Alphabet (GOOGL, Tech30)itself. It's a holding company, with no consumer products of its own. Alphabet doesn't own the rights to Alphabet.com. Itswebsite is abc.xyz, and it's as bare-bones as they come.

4) Alphabet is organized like Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway (BRKA). Each business, including Google, will have its own CEO. They will all report to Alphabet CEO (former Google chief) Larry Page, who has been a longtime admirer of Buffett's managing style.

5) Page and fellow Google co-founder Sergey Brin are giving up their reins at Google to take over Alphabet. Page will be CEO and Brin will be president of Alphabet.

6) The new CEO of Google isSundar Pichai. He's a well-liked executive who's had a meteoric rise since he joined Google in 2004. He led the Google Toolbar team, then Chrome. He was then given control of Android and eventually every Google product not named YouTube. As CEO, he'll oversee YouTube too, although Susan Wojcicki will remain YouTube's chief executive.

Related: Who is Sundar Pichai?

7) Alphabet's structure is designed to give each separate business more independence and freedom to grow. In a memo to investors, Page said he wants to make the company "cleaner and more accountable." Since smart home company Nest, the experimental Google X, and age-fighting Calico don't really have much to do with Google's core search business, spinning them off makes a good deal of sense.

8 ) Google hired a big-time chief financial officer from Wall Street a few months ago. Ruth Porat, now the CFO of Alphabet, had said that she wanted to add more transparency to Google's business. Alphabet's new structure will give investors a better understanding of how well each of Google's former "side projects" (now Alphabet subsidiaries) are performing, as well as more clarity about Google's core business.

9) The Alphabet move was done in part to appease investors. Shareholders had been growing increasingly anxious about Google's funding of "moonshot" investments that may never pay off. Since 90% of Google's sales came from advertising, Page was criticized for not devoting more of his time to search. Now, Google will be a separately run company without its CEO worrying about those "side projects."

10) Investors are pleased: Alphabet shares are up 6% since the announcement.



By David Goldman August 11, 2015 11:43AM

Source: CNN money.

Cc: lalasticlala , FOD , naijacutee, puskin

Tydies:
Maybe nah IRK he dey even study sef...

Irk no b course again?

The Lord is your strength.

My brother, give me small lemme taste. I never chop this morning. my email: saynotodiscouragement@gmail.com

goldenruby:
I swear you took this outta my mouth

The experience was funny.

You should have used those 2hrs for other interviews.


Post d company's name to prevent another "had I known "

Did you see GNLD sticker on the door?

For PTDF? 1. Do not answer any question you ain't sure of 'cos of negative marking.
Undergraduate exam is normal from jamb. don't know of pg

Obinovictor:
The funny thing is she may even go back to the boyfriend after the incident.

sometimes their mumu no get part 2

see

Give him his wardrobe allowance,
Two months salary can go a long way.

Homer Simpson did this.

Nwa keep flying... onwa gi n'eti.

Jokingly people still fall for this

lomprico:
Enjoying my metro digital. I watch evri concerning football for 3500 a month.

Are the pictures HD, and do they use antennas?

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source: www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-33808566?ocid=socialflow_twitter


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