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datogen: A Lion having a bad day, feeling like pouncing on anything that runs into his path.
He sees a monkey, he roars loudly and asks ''who is the mightiest animal alive''? The monkey, fearing for its life, replies ''It's you, your highness''.
So the Lion moves on and comes across a mountain Goat, roars and asks ''who is the king of the jungle''? Again, the goat, afraid of being killed, replies ''It's you, your majesty''.
The Lion moves on and meets an elephant, again he roars loudly and asks the same question. The elephant picks the Lion with its trunk, smashes him on the ground and smashes him against a tree. Then without a word it walks away. The injured Lion wakes up and shouts at the elephant.. ''Just because you don't know the answer doesn't mean you have to get so upset''
splendid day to y'al. UNIBEN, na ur eye be dis?

Kenswinzy.:
Abeg which auditorium dem go hold d clearance *warming up**streching my legs and twisting my neck*

Akhigbode01: I hail oooo....Hope dat mechanic guy has finished Repairing dat ur Volkswagen motor? Sorry...car!!........cos we are going to Rock Benin with it o o o!

Jessicavizzy: ...lol..my dear i dnt use BLACKBERRY..Z 4DOS Dat have money..ayam using NOKIA TORCHLIGHT INFINITY...*SMILE*....

blocx03: On a road walking(jogging)4m ilorin 2 benin,GOD c us through out our stay in uniben,may we not b INTIMIDATED by cultist,money or anytin in christ name

Abedfff14: E b lyk say u wan learn lesson lyk dat of taraba state gov.abeg small small o

Metaphycist: Metaphysics is a branch of Philosopy wic deals wit nature,cosmos,humans,existence,life n afterlife.
It z derived 4rm d Greek word "Métà"(Beyond) and "Physîkà" (Physics) technically meaning "Beyond Physics"
It tends 2 asks questions like....
Wat is life?
Wat is man's purpose on earth?
Are we alone?
Wat is fate of man after death?
It hs 2 branches wic r Cosmology and Ontology.
One who is skilled in Metaphysics is knwn as a "MetaphySIcist".Bt 2 mak is nt too long, I removd d "si" n made mine "Metaphycist"
There is however Ontologist n Cosmologist 4 dose skilled in any of d subordinate branches.
U wil see a brief explanatn in d Philosophy n logic textbook.
Now u knw!!

obago: Obago or Abago? I don't care that is ur own spiritual headache.

obago: when are u going to tell us ur own?

Jessicavizzy: B4 u think of saying an unkind word,Tink of SomE1 wo Can't Speak..B4 u complain abt d taste of ur Food,Tink of Some1 wo Has Notting To Eat..B4 u cmplain abt pipo Around u,Tink Of Some1 wo is crying out to God 4 A Companion...B4 u Complain Abt LIFE,tink of Some1 wo Went Too Early To Heaven or Hell...B4 u complain abt d poor state of ur accommodation,Tink of Doz living in D streets...B4 u Complain of ur old Rickety car,Tink of Doz Wo Walk D same Distance With Their Feet...B4 u get tired and Complain abt d course given 2u..tink abt Doz Wo wia not Given@all...B4 u complain abt D MONEY..think abt Doz wo Have D money and are willing 2pay Anytin..But no Admission Given... I DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM.ALL THAT MATTERS IS WHERE YOU ARE GOING..WHEN DEPRESSION THOUGHTS SEEM TO GET U DWN,PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND THANK GOD THAT U ARE ALIVE because LIFE IS A GIFT-LIVE IT,ENJOY IT,CELEBRATE IT AND FULFIL IT...Gudmorni 2u all..

Tgirl-temmy:
ACCEPTANCE FEE IS OUT CHECT UNIBEN WEBSITE NOW

Bertinho: Uniben starts clearance nov 1st..jst abt 2 leave d skul premises nw..bt kip ur ears down nd eyez open..becos dier head de shak anytym...

abayskia: i go jes enta forest dey do research abi,imaen talking about job prospect of forestry and wildlfe graduate

abayskia: Pls o,i was give forestry and wildlife,does any1 knows anytin abt d course or do i av a course mate here,pls tell me i want guys to enlighten me about dat course cos it last 5years,i initially applied 4 pharmD bt was given forestry n wildlife in d 2nd batch admission