Metaphycist: Good mrning...hw r u doing?

Metaphycist: Read d analysis I gave 2 Voucher carefully! U'll knw if it'l be up 2 30,000
Abt properties,I mean.
Bed: 6000
Bed Spread: 2,000
Gas/stove:12,000/3000
Pots:5,000
Plates n spoons:3000
Start cloths: 15,000 (at least)
N oda miscellaneous
FOR OFF KAMP
Rug/Carpet:10,000/3000
Fan:5000
Sittin stools:3000
Swaggy Off Kamp
Generator:15,000
Television,new/2nd hand:25,000/12,000
DVD: 6,000
Painting:5000
Fridge:20,000
etc
So u c, properties wil consume some money...

obago: I think the main reason our school fee and acceptance fee were increased is due to the suspension of part time and diploma programmes. They were good source of income for Uniben. No institution will run smoothly without finance.

Metaphycist: It comprises of....
Faculty clearance:10,000
Departmental clearance:3000
Gst clearance: 6,500
Student record file: 3000
And oda Miscellaneous expenses!
If u come 2 Benin 4 physical clearance wit 5 or 10 thousand, u beta prepare to break one leg,burst one eye den hold umbrella and stainless plate in front of maingate 2 start begging.

voucher: Chaii!! D money involved in all dz is much! Pls re u sure itz only dz tins we ll be paying for cos i dnt want popsy to shout on me if i disturb him after dz

Metaphycist: TOTAL AMOUNT 2 BE SPENT!!!
Clearance fee:45,000
Online service:2000
Physical clearance:30,000
School fee: 46,000
Hostel(on camp only):8,500
Accomodation(off k):70,000
School Properties:30,000
Pocket Money:10,000
Total wit Hostel only:181,500
Total wit accomodation:233,000
So 45,000 4 clearance z jst d begining.Prepare 4 gross expenditures!

Jessicavizzy: B4 u think of saying an unkind word,Tink of SomE1 wo Can't Speak..B4 u complain abt d taste of ur Food,Tink of Some1 wo Has Notting To Eat..B4 u cmplain abt pipo Around u,Tink Of Some1 wo is crying out to God 4 A Companion...B4 u Complain Abt LIFE,tink of Some1 wo Went Too Early To Heaven or Hell...B4 u complain abt d poor state of ur accommodation,Tink of Doz living in D streets...B4 u Complain of ur old Rickety car,Tink of Doz Wo Walk D same Distance With Their Feet...B4 u get tired and Complain abt d course given 2u..tink abt Doz Wo wia not Given@all...B4 u complain abt D MONEY..think abt Doz wo Have D money and are willing 2pay Anytin..But no Admission Given... I DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM.ALL THAT MATTERS IS WHERE YOU ARE GOING..WHEN DEPRESSION THOUGHTS SEEM TO GET U DWN,PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND THANK GOD THAT U ARE ALIVE because LIFE IS A GIFT-LIVE IT,ENJOY IT,CELEBRATE IT AND FULFIL IT...Gudmorni 2u all..

emmanuel okafor: dis my 2go I'd. Prienceemmy. Add up0 den u can av my num

Kenswinzy.:
u r right my sis. I just lost my frind and classmate on monday and its very very painful and sad but i thank God am alive today.

Angelswt: Don't get nervous or scared as to where d money would come for all these expenses,d God that gave u this admission is able to provide d necessary things for u to make ur admission perfected,HE IS ABlE•••i just want u to av dat at d back of ur mind,after all d priceless gift of life he has given to u, how much more finances•••cheer up n put a smile on your face u deserve to b happy,IT IS WELL

Jessicavizzy: babe am sorry i did nt rply ur txt..am 5n by d Grace of God..netwok z rilly disturbin me..but don't Worry i'll surly call u later in d Day.

Mexyz: Guys abeg which one is d ONLINE PAYMENT RECEIPT?

Metaphycist: TOTAL AMOUNT 2 BE SPENT!!!
Clearance fee:45,000
Online service:2000
Physical clearance:30,000
School fee: 46,000
Hostel(on camp only):8,500
Accomodation(off k):70,000
School Properties:30,000
Pocket Money:10,000
Total wit Hostel only:181,500
Total wit accomodation:233,000
So 45,000 4 clearance z jst d begining.Prepare 4 gross expenditures!

voucher: Chaii!! D money involved in all dz is much! Pls re u sure itz only dz tins we ll be paying for cos i dnt want popsy to shout on me if i disturb him after dz

Yinkaart: y Metaphycist dey talk lyk dis gan? R u tryin 2 create fear or intimidate d poor ones? U jst dey talk talk since. Pocket money, generator, gas, television bla bla bla. Elite ba? I wont say much

Makzino: guy this ur assesment is wronnnngggggg no offence,,there's no exchange of money in the auditorium,,,u only do ur departmental and faculty clearance and register your subject for about 3thousand for some and 2thousand for others,,ma bro de school and there's nothin like 30thousand for physical clearance uncle..15k will be okay

Makzino: guy this ur assesment is wronnnngggggg no offence,,there's no exchange of money in the auditorium,,,u only do ur departmental and faculty clearance and register your subject for about 3thousand for some and 2thousand for others,,ma bro de school and there's nothin like 30thousand for physical clearance uncle..15k will be okay

Metaphycist: If u wrote ur Waec/Neco exam in say...July 2001.U'l write it as.."15/7/2001"
D day is insignificant.Wat matters is d month and year!

Metaphycist: Ehmmmm!
I'm wrong I agree...
Bt smhw u pay 10,000 4 faculty clearance
3,000 as departmental clearance
6,500 for Gst clearance.
(I hvnt even mentioned other courses)That's already 19,500
All d clearance will nt happen in d auditorium.
If u clear 8 courses wit 2000,is dat nt 16,000 already
If u com wit 15,000,pls dnt ask me 2 lend u some money later on.
I hate it,in fact I'm pissed off wit it.Bt wat else cn I do oda dan sought 4 d money n tell my friends on Nairaland 2 do d same?
U beta let ur parents knw wat's up...A lot of money drilling stuffs awaits us.

Metaphycist: Ehmmmm!
I'm wrong I agree...
Bt smhw u pay 10,000 4 faculty clearance
3,000 as departmental clearance
6,500 for Gst clearance.
(I hvnt even mentioned other courses)That's already 19,500
All d clearance will nt happen in d auditorium.
If u clear 8 courses wit 2000,is dat nt 16,000 already
If u com wit 15,000,pls dnt ask me 2 lend u some money later on.
I hate it,in fact I'm pissed off wit it.Bt wat else cn I do oda dan sought 4 d money n tell my friends on Nairaland 2 do d same?
U beta let ur parents knw wat's up...A lot of money drilling stuffs awaits us.