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AxeurdaddyIX:
Lmfaaaaooo. Dafuq is this?? I'd rather not be a virgin than do this silly things


Lalasticlala. This should make front page

The disvirgined school of thought

dollyjoy:
That is a lie, i am a virgin and have never done that before

My grandma is a virgin!

Artistree:
No be you dey ask interview question? You can send a pm if its ok by you. Thank you

Ok darl... #winks#

Artistree:
My name is Aimuorinmwindede Okhionkpainmwonyi, I was born on June 31st, 1930...erm, brb.

Lol... The name (fictitous) is very long. The date of birth... Are you serious?

Artistree:
Naaa, was just curious about the required qualification. Uruese kaakabo...

Can I meet u?

Artistree:
I know Ikpoba Hill very well, they are two Zenith bank branches there, one on the left and the other on the right . Vbe oye hee?

Oye ese. Ibieka vbo yee?

Artistree:
No, I asked "how are you"
Vbe okhin is "what is it"

Ohh... Am fine. Just want to meet you k. #winks#...... Anyways, are u interested in d bank job?

Artistree:
I know Ikpoba Hill very well, they are two Zenith bank branches there, one on the left and the other on the right . Vbe oye hee?

You are asking me what is it? Lol. No prob oo

Artistree:
I know Benin like my palm, am I safe?

You are very safe my dear. Just want to knw if ur close to my area.

martoshky:
Bro, tanks 4 d info, me be graduate and I go appreciate if could send d email so could push my CV in there.
Tanks

My bro take your cv, walk to the branch in person. Let them see you okay.

Artistree:
Ok darl!

Hi Artistree, do you stay in benin?

Artistree:
I'm not understanding, why SSC holders?

I think they hv sm auxiliary work for them apart frm teller,cleaners and security. A reliable source told me so.

Are you through with your WAEC, NECO, JAMB or Post UTME? Are you waiting for results of aforementioned exams? Are you tired of staying at home jobless? This an opportunity for you to build your career in the banking industry. Zenith Bank wants young secondary school leavers at ikpoba hill branch opposite notre dame school along benin- agbor road. Hurry... Show interest... First come first serve... When you get there go to the customer care and make your intention known. They will welcome you gladly. Good luck! OR YOU CAN SEND ME A PRIVATE MAIL

The guy no even fine self.

AdoraAmadi:
See what young girls are wearing in the name of fashion. This happened at the Joker nightclub in Benin last Thursday night.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/photo-young-ladys-boobs-spill-out-of.html

Men... Gee me direction to that club pls. I stay in ramat area.

csc2:
Few months ago, Airtel Nigeria introduced Airtel SmartTrybe Tariff plan which then make users to enjoy Hourly Unlimited Night plan at N100 for 1HR and N200 for 2HRS. I remember then, a friend of mine was able to downloads up to 15.3GB within 3HRS with the Hourly Unlimited Night plan.

Well, its seems the Unlimited Hourly Night Plan is not favorable for Airtel NG as they scrap the Unlimited Hourly Night Plan and introduce another new data offer. Airtel NG have unleash 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50 which valid for one single night at the Hour of 12 mid-night to 5AM.

READ: GLO UNLIMITED BROWSING STILL BLAZING HOT

Though, this new Airtel Night plan offer "500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50" looks cheap but you can never compare it to the former Hourly Unlimited Data which costs N100 for 1HR and N200 for 2HRS respectively.

Along side with this new night data plan, Airtel also introduce 1GB for N500 which valid for 1Week and N200 for 200mb + 30Min Airtel calls weekend offer and free 15mb for 7days when you recharge with N200.

All these above data offers worked only when you are on Airtel SmartTrybe tariff plan. The Tariff plan also feature 11k/s calls charges for all national networks (N6.60K/min). If you are interested in these tariff offer then below is how to migrate to it.



How To Migrate To Airtel SmartTrybe
Just dial *312# then reply with 1

How To Subscribe For Airtel N500 For 1GB, 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50
1. Kindly Dial *312#
2. Reply with 2 for N500 For 1GB [7 days]
3. Reply with 3 for 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50 [Night Plan 12am - 5am]
4. Reply with 4 for N200 for 200mb + 30Min call [Weekend: Sat and Sun]


Guys, what's your view about Airtel scraping the Unlimited Hourly Plan And Replacing with 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50. Drop your comments below.

Source: http://www.femtoptech.com/2016/07/airtel-scrap-hourly-unlimited-night.html

Thanks for d info. But hw ( what code) can i subcribe to that N25: 500mb & N50: 1.5gb... I mean after migrating to airtel smart tryb.

Is mtn free night browsing still working cos i subscribed for it and the normal N25 was deducted frm my account but no MB was given even after checking

All this area when una dey mention self! Come to south-south and see how cruel PHCN is. Expecially benin and suburbs.

Lewisj:
idiot. native doctor nor dey your state?

Why u kon dey insult me na... If u no wan tell me, u keep silent rather than pour insult. If i knew, i wudnt ask ok.

Where can one get a strong native doctor in Benin city?

Where native doctor/traditionalist dey for Benin?

Taeewo:
Officially earn around 10k monthly, but like 50k physically

Physically ko, spiritually ni...

dollyjoy:
Am sure op is quilty of those things he listed.

Show me the one ur guilty of...

MAKING CALLS/RECEIVING CALLS:
If the president were with you and addressing you, would you make or receive calls? God Almighty is much more bigger and greater than the president, so give Him that respect and reverence for He is always in the gathering of His people.

SPYING ON LADIES:
Some people go to church to hook up wt “babes“. Is very wrong, you should always remember that you go to church to be empowered spiritually and be renewed.

BROWSING/SURFING THE INTERNET:
Some people do browse during messages in the church. Some go as far as browsing lewd and pornographic contents in God's presence! Please change if you're guilty of this.

SLEEPING:
As funny as this may sound, more than 50% of the congregation are guilty of this. They leave their homes only to come and sleep in the church.

REVISION FOR EXAM:
This is very common with those in JSS3, SS3 and Jambites. Please the church is not a class for revision. You can always revise at home or at school ok. Na who go pass go still pass.

Kelechi2020:
You got me wawed!!! what more can a man like me cherish more than being schooled by a stranger...

In the book "48 laws of power" robert greene he wrote "fools say they learn by experience , i prefer to profit by others experience" i wept as i read that line. I attended my first interview here in lagos with so much aura of confidence around me , the first thing one of the interviewers told me was "you made a 2:1, that is commendable", this remark was the last thing about my grade and every other question was based on my competence, behaviour and skills.

I came out of the interview feeling empty:knowing fully well that not even my confidence nor grade could save me. i was the fool as i learned from this experience.

@op let me profit from your experience.

Oh Kelechi! Too much book has made thee mad!

Is ANSU's post utme cutt off out? Direct entry foam out? How much is their school fee?

cornel994:
I called dier customer care to confirm n d representative actually told me that d code was meant for, N1000 for 1gb not N100 as stated...stil confuse

Bros u for try am first b4 calling customer care because those customer care people no dey always get gud news... Na so so regret feedback dem dey gv.

GENERALLY, LADIES HAVE THIS ABILITY TO CONTROL THEIR SEXUAL URGE; HENCE CAN AND WILL BE ABLE TO ABSTAIN FROM SEX FOR AS LONG.AS THEY WISH...

I RESPECT THE FEMALE FOKES FOR THAT!

Ekeretom:
I have been trying to figure out this since morning. This might look simple, 11:59 is PM.(midnight). My question is, is 12:00 pm or AM.? Think of this, does the 12:00 belongs to the new day or the former day?

Mods today na Sunday o. Use church mind push de topic

My dear, there is nothing to be confused about... 12 mid night is 12a.m. of a new day. PAUSE! Remember when we were about entering the,new year, you were all over your wrist watch or wall clock anticipating to witness “a switch over“... When it was 12AM everybody chorused “HAPPY NEW YEAR“ hence 12 mid night is for a new day... 12AM.

What drug can make one sleep within a shortest possible time?