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chukwumaebenmel:
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Loool. I can always buy things in d local market..
I just don't like shoprite people that go their re jobless. Its supposed to be a shopping place not sight seeing

u r ryt d@ one cld alwz gt frm local shops bt den,nt al who go der r jobless.

holatin:
I dreamt I was kissing you only to wake up with a slap from my friend, he thought am becoming gay.

just back from a ban
y u no reply my pm

d slap serves u ryt. Y wer u ban? Didnt see any pm ooo

My first visit to shoprite was a waist and so upsetting and tears filled. My frnds and I went to get a teddy bear for a lil kid as birthday present with some other stuffs. Unfortunately,we search searched effortlessly for a teddy bear after we had in possession other stuffs. We got out and found out d@ 80 out of 100 important tiny animals had died. It was unforgettably painful. I'd v loved to give them a befitting funneral if i owned dem all.

chukwumaebenmel:
I have never been to shoprite

have u ever seen an escalator before? Maybe you'd fall in the category of those that goes to shoprite just to see or use an escalator..lol...just joking... Bt der r ppl like d@ tho.

holatin:
cus I saw u in dream yesternite

so whatsup with d dream?

Onemansquad:
aw dare u open ur mouth
*removes ma koboko wit 5branches*

im d last of my kind. Remembers ao ppl fought in jumong and ao laika is d last sentinel in lobo. #angry# collects d koboko and beats him till he runs helter skelter.

alberto2k:
1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

MODs, please move this to the right section

Thanks Guys, Adding is allowed

Cc: Tosyne2much,
ireneony,
kenwins,
Farano,
Royver,
Chizzy20,
Clevvermind
juianne95
Suxxman
Skimpledawg

Thumbs up,hon.

Onemansquad:
*wtf* nigga wetin u dy talk u wnt dead
*removes ma snipa nd cocks it

you wanna kill our guy?..u knw ao many ppl gat his back?..M,M & I,suxx,olash,albert,stand.....we plenty pass dis oo....so b carefl oo. Im sure d@ weapon has not bin registered in ur name sef. We fit arrest u oo for d@ big crime

Skimpledawg:
U still gbadu kenwins nau? ...buh u ar on ya own o incase alberto2k catch u

hmmmm......just strolling......miss u guyz

suxxman:
Same to You Bro!!!!!

compliment si awon goons me....

holatin:
hmmmmmmm whistling lightly

y d whistling?

suxxman:
This my guy sef..... U too dey watch Fairytales........ But u're not alone shaa..... Entering a new year single....... Not yet lost hope tho

d@s d spirit guyz...mk una no loose hope. All is well. See u guyz in 2015.

Skimpledawg:
Ai bliv dz issh is mor dan wah meets d krokro eyes! Abeg chief alberto2k, u knw am allergic to a lady's tears! Plz take ya words bk bro let d sweet 'love' u guys share continue ! Kenwins darlin, dnt wori, av spanked him real hard! He will apologise!

tnx D,i knw u'l alwz gat my bk. As for alberto2k, im i annoying u cuz of my silence?.. Sorry abt d@ tho. U guyz v mentioned me in alot of stories and so i wanna finish dem up as soon as i cn.

alberto2k:
I love u holatin #irony #no_homo








And ehn
Kenwins is beginning to annoy me diz days
#Real

Why on earth would u say that abt me?..... I was engrossed with "the day the world endeded" that one of em guyz mentioned me in. I just completed d story and tryin to see w@ to read nxt. *in tears* suxxman and skimpledawg,tell alberto to lemme alone. I just want to be left alone.

Skimpledawg:
Buahahaha! ....kenwins come hear wetin alberto dey do o!


I do av a fwnd dah finds joy in bangin prostitutes, dnt knw wat to do to dah niqqa so dah he stops!! Ya advice will b appreciated Nlders! Imagine if his d**k wz among doz sliced

i agree wit alberto. Even d bible says a widower shld remarried instead of fornicating. U cn as well try to prevent him frm sightin a prostitute. Sum ppl straff prostitute mainly bcuz dey v probs and r depressed. U cld cheer him up by engagin him in sum lovin activities d@ myt b his hobbies. D@ cld hlp.

Handsome or not handsome... U did a gud job gettin closer to d masqurade. I sure cnt do d@.

#smiled @ all d comments