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ZIINI:
This is what I'll hold during doggie

obonujoker:
So I go pay #5000 to go watch Ahmed Musa fir teslim?

brownemmanuel43:
That's the special one for u he is not and will never be a bad market, very soon another big team will come for him.
I will personally miss him for his mind games and jokes. The only European coach that can't manage a club without buying an African player and will also five u chance to play. That's why Mou is a household name
Still selling Red Palm Oil and Palm Kernel

Yankee101:
3 of the 4 deadliest terrorist networks are in nigeria

Nickisindigo:
How many people are ready to watch live matches

simplexvi:
can hansi flick formal bayern manager speak English?.. arteta has tried, it's time for him to go.. he too de gamble players.. am hating arsenal right now

IgiveFreebies:
Be like when I was 14, I went to spend the long holiday at my elder sister's house. My sister asked to attend to the provisions shop in the front of the house. Naso my longer throat took my eye to vitamilk. I checked to make sure no one is coming and opened it and drank but the taste was horrible - I thought it was milk. To wash the nauseous taste from my mouth I had to open a peak milk tin, afterwards, I hid both containers.
Unknown to me, the neighbors across the road were watching me. One of them - a girl of about 20+ - crossed the road and took a bottle of viju milk and crossed back without saying anything to me. I followed her sharply.
"Aunty pls give me my money for that drink"
"If you don't get out of here I'll go and report you to your sister for those things you drank" was her reply. "You think say we no dey watch you?"
I crossed back the road, straight to my big sister
"Sister, one girl from the compound across came and took viju milk without paying, I asked her the money and she threatened to report me to you for eating things from your shop"
Big sister tie her wrapper and said " come show me the person"
We crossed and I pointed the girl out, she's drinking the viju
"Patience give me money for that drink"
"Aunty let me tell you what this boy..." My sister didn't allow her to finish
"I didn't ask you to monitor anyone for me, give me my money now now!" I was just smiling like Smeagol
"Okay Aunty I'll send the money later"
"No! Give me now, don't annoy me o!" Big sister was on fire!
Patience commot #200 and gave my sister.
"Oya let's go" to me "he'll bring your change" to the girl
We crossed back and I came back with #80 for Patience. She called me bad boy

So young man abi your friend, should go to the elder brother and report the little rat first but no tell him say you do am o! Or first of all give that 15 Year old boy a hot slap and drag him to your brother. You should appear really angry and accuse the boy of trying to blackmail you. Turn the table on him.

Tapout:
Mr "Villareal na work over" I hope you dey watch the match??

CandyOps:
Lol reminds me of stuff we do as kids.

So let me get this right... You were peeping at your bro's wifey and her relative caught you?

E be like u no sabi blow lie. Abi na para de catch u? Well did he catch you on video? If not, just grow some balls and tell him to his face that he can't prove it. Be mean, tell him this should be the first and last time he'll ever accuse you of such nonsense.

No face. No case

And if he goes ahead to report even though I doubt he will, deny him and say it's because he asked you for money and you said No. Simple

iludir:
Where are our security officers in this country sef

Obas101:
How muxh you win? I hope you invested it well