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Romance / Re: NDIGBO Should Eat More Of Amala Ewedu Rich in calcuim,zinc,iron Ore etc, by keryj(f): 8:25pm On Mar 16, 2019
Amatarasha:
d deranged afonja is here ,make una clear d aisle

He is obviously not ok. cheesy
Romance / Re: NDIGBO Should Eat More Of Amala Ewedu Rich in calcuim,zinc,iron Ore etc, by keryj(f): 8:23pm On Mar 16, 2019
Ategberoson:



why mention me or you're high on cow sheet? wetin concern me with all this unnecessary info

Please check properly if you are ok then come back and tell me who mentioned you.

For being high on cow sheet, no am not.
Romance / Re: NDIGBO Should Eat More Of Amala Ewedu Rich in calcuim,zinc,iron Ore etc, by keryj(f): 7:03pm On Mar 16, 2019
Amatarasha:
WHY IGBOS SHOULD EAT AMALA ATI EWEDU

~~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~£~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I read a news this morning on How one American igbo guy said amala should be banned By federal government NOW i Have decided to give him counter attack in pidgin /english(if you cant read go and drink otapiapia)
Benefits :
-Ndigbo make una dey eat amala ati ewedu so una go have una own jagaban wey go dey keep 40trillions for house.

-Ndigbo eat amala everyday because e dey rich in protein ,zinc, iron ,aluminuim, copper and mineral/ Fanta

-igbo bu igbo eat amala wella So una go know how to shout well during fight like Aaaaaaarh aaarh oju mi cheesy Aaaarh ema roju grin


-Eat Amala Igbos oo So You will know how to do owanbe even when you succesfully kill a mosquito
At night
-Amala is recommended by doctors in oyo Because it cures syphilis ,gonoroheia ,high ,middle n low blood pressure ,
It cures hypertisis, middlepertisis n lowpertisis grin

People who love amala wella are sarki ,Lzaa , onyi22 , keryj , princfred , Westaslave2 , ikechu1 , bmedia ,madmohammed ,nwanyionitsha , olawalebammie ,slayforever ,aroundnaija ,lexy2030 , immhotep ,biglittlelois , ategberoson ,analqueenluci ,luminouz ,iluvmamav , kyase ,ibrahimdamola , superigbo1
Goodnessme1 , tossie ,gandollar , yewandequeen ,

Have never eat that food before. Not against the food or anyone who eats it, but just like fish, stay very far away from me after eating it. angry

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Romance / Re: Need An Answer To This Picture by keryj(f): 7:00pm On Mar 16, 2019
PassiveNaira:


But if you really know how deep the offense you committed is do you think it won't make you go down for your guy? As in apologise on your knees.



I have many ways to apologise for my mistakes.
Tears is never part of it but kneeling down is one I v never think of.

It might happen though but it's not part of my natural trait
Romance / Re: Need An Answer To This Picture by keryj(f): 6:57pm On Mar 16, 2019
PassiveNaira:


But if you really know how deep the offense you committed is do you think it won't make you go down for your guy? As in apologise on your knees.

I have many ways to apologise for my mistakes.
Tears is never part of it but kneeling down is one I v never think off.

It might happen though but it's not part of my natural trait
Romance / Re: Need An Answer To This Picture by keryj(f): 5:17pm On Mar 16, 2019
Have search inward me, the answer is pure no. It has nothing to do with ego or whatsoever.
Just that I won't even think about it.

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke To Help Angry Warri Girl Sent Home From School by keryj(f): 9:43pm On Mar 15, 2019
kennyjam:


Haa, still yet to find it.
Point my eyes to its direction.

shocked

I cannot help you to see your see grin

Go and see your see by yourself cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke To Help Angry Warri Girl Sent Home From School by keryj(f): 7:30pm On Mar 15, 2019
kennyjam:


Abi na.
Where's the chest¿ I've been looking for it.

Check well bro cheesy
Education / Re: Only The Genius Can Uncover The Secret Message In This PICTURE by keryj(f): 3:20pm On Mar 15, 2019
IFEOLUWAKRIZ:


The story was never intended to be real. Just a cooked up story meant to test our ability to think and come up with solutions to problem within short time frame. Just see it like that,sir.

Ok

But am not sir
Celebrities / Re: Man Reincarnates Davido's Late Mother Using Straws As The Background. He Reacts by keryj(f): 1:58pm On Mar 15, 2019
That's an expensive and tallented way to make cool money cos am sure he will be so rewarded

Me I want to make cartoon of the dancing senator grin grin

Will I be wasting my time cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: When Cheating Got Wrong (picture) by keryj(f): 1:55pm On Mar 15, 2019
mungoparks:
Once she's dead,i will still kill her again undecided undecided

Haba grin grin

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Education / Re: Only The Genius Can Uncover The Secret Message In This PICTURE by keryj(f): 1:49pm On Mar 15, 2019
ikemesit4477:
her husband took the picture before leaving for work!

Before leaving for work, possibly in the morning?

Did the guy sleep there althrough the night? When did he enter into the room? Was the black guy in the room before the husband came back from work the previous day?

Incomplete story
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke To Help Angry Warri Girl Sent Home From School by keryj(f): 10:48am On Mar 15, 2019
kennyjam:
Everyone's helping one another but that one is only helping cows....

grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin

My chest oooooooo
Politics / Re: Facts About Igbos And Igboland. by keryj(f): 8:33am On Mar 15, 2019
9jabull:



Igboland including delta state is the most developed communities ( structures, roads, electricity) with individuals & community effort with out federal project & structure.

Igbo mmamma nunu, Igbo kwenu, ala Igbo ga adiriri mma.
All hail Igbo's.

All hail Nigerians

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rennes: Europa Cup (3 - 0) On 14th March 2019 by keryj(f): 11:06pm On Mar 14, 2019
ozo13:
hmmmm.why nah

I grew up thinking he owns the club cos of the name similarities and also being the couch

Now I can't stop thinking about him each time I think of arsenal smiley

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rennes: Europa Cup (3 - 0) On 14th March 2019 by keryj(f): 11:04pm On Mar 14, 2019
chibu4u2:
All this Gunners for life bla bla bla.........Sevilla still Dey oh!!!

So what, can't we celebrate in peace. Are they the only club left sad

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rennes: Europa Cup (3 - 0) On 14th March 2019 by keryj(f): 10:57pm On Mar 14, 2019
Up wenger cheesy

I don't think I want to forget Arsene. smiley

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Rennes: Europa Cup (3 - 0) On 14th March 2019 by keryj(f): 10:57pm On Mar 14, 2019
Up wenger cheesy

I don't think I want to forget Arsene.

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Politics / Re: APC Giant Broom In Abuja Falls: Before And Now (photos) by keryj(f): 9:42pm On Mar 14, 2019
Same manner they want to scatter this country

They will not succeed grin


With all this rigging going on in the country how will anything stand and serve it's purpose shocked

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Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Completes His NYSC, Shows Off Discharge Certificate. Photo by keryj(f): 9:39pm On Mar 14, 2019
martineverest:
the effect of bike accident.....it changed his look

Oh, the legendary bike accident

Lucky dude
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Completes His NYSC, Shows Off Discharge Certificate. Photo by keryj(f): 9:33pm On Mar 14, 2019
martineverest:
the effect of bike accident.....it changed his look


Oh, now I remember the legendary bike accident.

Lucky dude
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Completes His NYSC, Shows Off Discharge Certificate. Photo by keryj(f): 9:26pm On Mar 14, 2019
This guy just grow old over night.

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Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Reacts To Lagos Collapsed School Building by keryj(f): 12:07pm On Mar 14, 2019
seunfly:
Abeg come out and contest for elective position jare, we need real business mogul like this to come out of their shell and take on the driving position of this country.

What if it's not his calling, if he does not perform well now they will complain.

Las Las them go forget say he was rich before and start claiming he has embezzled money then send EFCC to go drink his hard earned money.

dangote, otedola, and the rest should also run for political posts
Romance / Re: If It Were You, Would You Accept It? (picture) by keryj(f): 8:49am On Mar 14, 2019
If you can't afford a cake And an exotic wine why not go home and stay peacefully with your wife.

Must you come and disgrace your self with a bread. What's the relationship between a cake and a bread

Can a bread be slide in through like a cake.

The rubbish one sees everyday

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Politics / Re: Facts About Igbos And Igboland. by keryj(f): 3:24pm On Mar 13, 2019
mercyville:

lol
Onitsha is not up to 3 GRAs in Ibadan and Ibadan only is more developed than the entire Igboland.
Facts and pictures do not lie.
These are what we call multi- storey buildings and Igboland does not have even just one. grin

So why is it directed to me sad

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Properties / Re: A-4 Storey Building Collapsed At Itafaaji, Lagos Island, Children Feared Dead by keryj(f): 1:46pm On Mar 13, 2019
KingAzubuike:
Same kids that adore Superman and spiderman as their super heroes. They cant jump out to save their lives..

You definitely have something better to say but you choose to say this undecided
Politics / Re: Facts About Igbos And Igboland. by keryj(f): 1:39pm On Mar 13, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
oh nne ,where av u been?

Around. thank God the selection is over embarassed
Politics / Re: See 1 Of The Wonders Of INEC In Kaduna Governorship Election That Has Gone Viral by keryj(f): 1:38pm On Mar 13, 2019
Addme:
https://www.pulse.ng/news/politics/this-is-state-by-state-breakdown-of-total-registered-voters-across-nigeria/4nr0720

@ keryj ,you can check the link yourself.

Ok thanks. Unlike some people who decided to become unnecessaryly insultive

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Politics / Re: See 1 Of The Wonders Of INEC In Kaduna Governorship Election That Has Gone Viral by keryj(f): 1:37pm On Mar 13, 2019
Roger3D:
Your brain is even smaller than his.

Your type are rare, if not the world would have been in trouble

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Politics / Re: Inconclusive Polls: 609,197 Voters To Decide Tambuwal, Ganduje, Ortom, Others’ by keryj(f): 12:02pm On Mar 13, 2019
INEC: Inconclusive National Embarrassment Commission

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Politics / Re: See 1 Of The Wonders Of INEC In Kaduna Governorship Election That Has Gone Viral by keryj(f): 11:55am On Mar 13, 2019
adekhingz:


“APC = 1,045,447
“PDP = 814,168

“Rejected votes: 31,515
Total votes cast: 1,921,229

http://dailypost.ng/2019/03/11/kaduna-governorship-election-presidency-reacts-inec-announces-results/

The OP is trying to mislead the public.

What of his statement about total registered voters in the state which he says the vote caste is way above
Politics / Re: See 1 Of The Wonders Of INEC In Kaduna Governorship Election That Has Gone Viral by keryj(f): 11:06am On Mar 13, 2019
[quote author=godliman post=76614878][/quote]

Maybe he derives pleasure from making people feel sad, but unfortunately for him, he is getting no pleasure by insulting me

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