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PoliticsRe: What I Told APC Agent Today And He Looked Stupid. by keymatt(m): 11:21pm On Jun 08, 2024
Kickkick:
I ran into this guy today. He was an APC agent in my polling unit during the 2023 election that saw Tinubu announced as the winner of the election. You needed to see this guy being like gas, filling up everywhere. He fought, he struggled, he dared, he challenged, he insulted and he did all sought of things to ensure his APC candidates win in the poll. He was even ready to take bullets for those on the ballot papers.

Guess what? We both met ourselves trekking on the hot sun today. He looked even more hungrier than I am. He's still in the street suffering just like I am.

So I was forced to tell him, "no be two of us still dey for street here? Why you been wan kill yourself over politicians? Today even though your candidates won, no be you still dey here for street, trekking under hot sun?

He became ashamed of himself and stupidly left the place.

Are we not all suffering today? Make we dey use our head for this country abeg.
At least that one still get shame. The shameless ones especially nairaland u.rchins are still defending mandate thief Tinubu. Their new format in defending the catastrophy they forced on Nigeria is to attack Peter Obi. grin grin grin grin no be zombie syndrome be thathuh 🤣 🤣 🤣
EducationRe: Primary School Dropout Rate Across Geopolitical Zones (pic) by keymatt(m): 2:45pm On Jun 08, 2024
IkeIgboNiile:
ALLNIGERIANSMAD
you are a lier, south east should be 25% atleast, all those uwa boys no even finish pry school, almost all importers and exporters Igbo people are not educated but they all speak English.

Most of those nwa boi you see are done with their secondary school education before leaving home. Can you say the same about the agberos in your region?
When did english become a criteria for education?
Agbadorian professor in sifia PAIN. grin grin grin

Statistics don't lie my dear Tinubu urchinn. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Portable Displays Lot Of Dollars Earned From His Atlanta Show In US (Photos) by keymatt(m): 2:35pm On Jun 08, 2024
Thought he's rich and eats great food, his stature is incompatible with his money. Portable still resemble poverty. Abi na my eye huh grin grin grin
Truth is, those who show off money in public have mental poverty issues.
PoliticsRe: ‘Things Are Tough But Hang On’ – Fani-kayode To Nigerians by keymatt(m): 3:16pm On Jun 07, 2024
They've given him food 🍲 grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger Invites ECOWAS Countries To Join New Alliance Of Sahel States (AES) by keymatt(m): 4:57pm On May 31, 2024
After effect of the agbadorian president. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Chioma: 300 Women Groups Protest, Direct Immediate Boycott Of Erisco Products by keymatt(m): 2:05pm On May 31, 2024
Supported.
The CEO of Erisco resemble Tif.nubu. Both drivers of substandard products. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: #TinubuOneYearOfFailure Trends On Twitter (Pictures) by keymatt(m): 3:24pm On May 29, 2024
One year is too far. The mandate thief score - 5000% in his first month in office. grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Naira Records Biggest Appreciation In Four Months To N1,173.88/$1 - by keymatt(m): 3:19pm On May 29, 2024
Tinubu's voodoo economics. grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Naira Down To N1,525/$ In Parallel Market by keymatt(m): 8:23am On May 28, 2024
Let's blame Binance! grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Suggest Good Powerbank And Prices Abeg by keymatt(m):
XcepXlargeGlory:
Any phone number contact?
Sorry I don't have his number. But if you're in Jos, you can locate him at Lion Gate Plaza opposite ITF office bukuru, Jos South.
PoliticsRe: What Is Your Rating Of Tinubu’s Administration In One Year? by keymatt(m): 11:49am On May 19, 2024
Tinubu! Tinubu!! Tinubu!!!
How many times did I call him? grin
The rotten N100 change we have in Nigeria shows how rotten the country has become under the mandate thief. grin grin grin
BusinessRe: How Can He Access The Bank Account Of Dead Parents by keymatt(m): 4:10pm On May 18, 2024
Are pension funds payed to Deceased acct months and even years after death still claimable ie access by next of kin?
PhonesRe: Suggest Good Powerbank And Prices Abeg by keymatt(m): 12:51pm On May 18, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
How can one contact him
No much info about him online
He is not online for now.
PhonesRe: Suggest Good Powerbank And Prices Abeg by keymatt(m): 12:50pm On May 18, 2024
guru03:
His location in Jos please
Lion Plaza opposite ITF office in Bukuru.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Witnessed Remarkable Progress Under Tinubu ~ United Nations by keymatt(m): 10:52pm On May 17, 2024
Coolestguy2023:
Waiting for the cries of ip0b people.
It is a most that they cry bitterly at this good news
Go and give your uncle back his itel phone.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Witnessed Remarkable Progress Under Tinubu ~ United Nations by keymatt(m): 10:51pm On May 17, 2024
For more jokes, text UN to 419 grin grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Suggest Good Powerbank And Prices Abeg by keymatt(m):
There's a man in Plateau state that makes great power bank. He's an inventor. He makes very qualitative power banks more durable and long lasting than imported ones. Infact, if you see his power banks, you'll think they're imported. Nice and well packaged. He even makes Laptop power bank which you can even use on a small TV cool
He has 50,000Mah power bank and it cost around N39, 000. This power bank can charge big phones more than 7 times over.
The name of his company is Zang Tech.

Modified:
For those interested:
Zang Tech office is located at Lion Gate Plaza opposite ITF office in Bukuru, Jos South Plateau State.
BusinessRe: Crypto Exchanges Start Delisting Of Naira From Platforms by keymatt(m): 12:46pm On May 17, 2024
When you have a wicked regime, expect wicked policies. grin grin grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by keymatt(m): 11:37pm On May 16, 2024
Valwezzy:
Are you sure about this launch date?
He's right. Tapwap is launching on the 30th of May.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by keymatt(m): 11:34pm On May 16, 2024
AlphaNugget:
please 🥺
Message me.
BusinessRe: Court Upholds CBN’s Regulation On Collection Of Customers’ Social Media Handles by keymatt(m): 6:29pm On May 16, 2024
When the wicked are in power, wicked things begin to happen grin grin grin grin
Social media handles for CBN huh Is that how they want to make N1=$1 huh I thought Binance is the cause of Nigeria's economic disaster grin grin grin
Empty regime with rubbish ideas. grin grin grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by keymatt(m): 6:23pm On May 16, 2024
AlphaNugget:
Any airdrop with prospects? I want to devote my 100 on them
There are great airdrops. Say the magic word and I will send you links.
BusinessRe: EFCC Raids Speculators As Naira Drops To $1,520/$ by keymatt(m): 11:53am On May 15, 2024
This agbadorian regime is completely empty grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Over 150 In Zamfara by keymatt(m): 11:40am On May 15, 2024
Where are the it will favor me and my family criminal gang huh
APC is a Satanic plague on Nigeria.
TV/MoviesRe: When The Epic Cartoon, Voltron Made Its Debut (Throwback) by keymatt(m): 11:23am On May 15, 2024
Good old days when APC did not exist. grin grin grin
EducationRe: How Daniel Bwala Was Schooled By A Law Professor On X by keymatt(m): 8:22pm On May 13, 2024
Daniel Bwala used to be very smart and intelligent, but the moment he join APC, he became agbadorian. That's to tell you that APC is a party that turns intelligent people into brainless urchinns. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: EFCC Storms Ede, Osun State, Arrests 64 Suspected YAHOO BOYS, Recovers Exotic Ca by keymatt(m): 3:35pm On May 11, 2024
Jail all of them and throw away the key. Yeye fraudsters angry
PoliticsRe: Re: Abia Airport Controversy - Otti, Hold Yourself To Higher Standard - Okiyi by keymatt(m): 3:31pm On May 11, 2024
Putindbutt:
Alex Otti is a comedian who doesn't understand governance. seeking media attention like Bitter Obi is his forte.
Who let this child into this forum huh
PoliticsRe: Re: Abia Airport Controversy - Otti, Hold Yourself To Higher Standard - Okiyi by keymatt(m): 3:25pm On May 11, 2024
Return our money or show us the picture of the airport sad
PoliticsRe: Breaking! A Rare Photo Of Tinubu Media Agent by keymatt(op): 3:24pm On May 11, 2024
Richtaiwo:
People should stop posting their uncle's pictures on nairaland. Nobody asked for it.
Is that you huh grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: The 2019 Tinubu Speech We Ignored Is Biting Back - Farooq Kperogi by keymatt(m): 3:21pm On May 11, 2024
IamDietiesGod:
........A man whose doings is allegorically an ANTI-christ and he himself metaphorically a Devil.

Tinubu is only here to steal, to destroy and to kill.
Aptly said. Tinubu is a reptilian devil.

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