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Politics › Re: Man Nearly Lost His Life For Campaigning For APC In Kano State - Video by keymatt(m): 9:26am On Oct 28
How APC go take campaign if people dey flog them black and blue everywhere they go huh grin grin grin grin from Kano to Kaduna, from Jos to Port Harcourt, from Bornu to Edo na so so beatings APC bots they chop from people. grin But what do you expect? A hungry man is an angry man.
It's over for Tinubu grin grin

Politics › Re: Youths Pull Down Several APC Billboards While APC Campaign Was Ongoing In Kadun by keymatt(m): 8:14pm On Oct 16
APC is a plague. Don't blame people for trying to eradicate it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UNGA: Countries That Remained On Their Seats When Netanyahu Mounted The Podium.. by keymatt(m): 3:55pm On Sep 26
More countries stayed compared to those who walkout cowardly only to listen to the same speech on their phones and hotel rooms. grin grin
Politics › Re: Pastor Jerry Eze Announces Peter Obi’s Presence In Church (Video) by keymatt(m): 3:48pm On Sep 20
anonymous1759:
grin grin grin grin we need more of these moment this is the time o bingos can be happy From next yr Jan after the election results it's another round of wailing .
This is what your drug lord will never get. Pure LOVE. NO money attached! 😎
Politics › Re: El-Rufai To Christopher Musa: Apologise Or Face Court Action by keymatt(m): 8:19am On Sep 08
AMINDA:
The problem with some of you Southeasterners is that you inherit enemies of others whom you really don't know and who have never governed you without even knowing why. Are you aware that the "middlebelt" whom you're doing this posturing for have now moved on from Obi and are lining up to vote Tinubu’s muslim-muslim ticket? Tinubu’s strategy is to replace the Northern Muslim votes that made him president with the middlebelt that was Obi's base in 2023 while hoping it'll be enough. What's the strategy for Peter Obi and which new bloc of votes has he added to his 2023 numbers?
Which Middle Belthuh The one in Nigeria or Niger Republichuh FYI a goat 🐐 will emerge victorious over Tinubu in middle belt.
Politics › Re: Tinubu called last night To Congratulate Governor Adeleke - Pelumi Olajengbesi by keymatt(m): 10:35am On Aug 16
Seun, we need dislike emoji in this forum. We need it to counter propagandist and liars with multiple monikers.
Nairaland General › Re: I'm 38 No Kids No Job Depression Wan Finished Me by keymatt(m): 5:31pm On Aug 07
Hardcore11:
Life from age 35 as man is extremely pathetic if you're not doing well. If not for the Keke I give out for balance and take I for done die of hunger.I'm getting to 40 no money to start a business, no money to start a serious relationship no woman wants to listen to you if you're not making money. I don't want to go into fraud. my certificate looks like a wasted time. My friends keeps telling me to get into yahoo before I regrets everything that it's the only way out for a poor man in the current Nigeria. All my friends are getting married with yahoo money. Nigeria government no try at all E no go better for una wen dey support bad governance. Destiny's are wasting because of bad governance. Nigerians youths have to wake up many Destiny's will die trying if things continue like this. I'm really depressed embarassed
I'm more than 40 and I don't have kids, no Job. Such is life bro. You're not the only one in this delima. Everyone have their own paths. Some are:
- Early starters.
-Late starters.
Each one to his destiny.
Forget about things of the world and focus on living for Christ.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dutch Girl Who Identifies As A Dog Kills Parents & Shares On Whatsapp by keymatt(m): 1:13pm On Jun 24
Woke disease.
Was she running on two legs?
Politics › Re: I Regret Trusting My Community Elders - Cubana Chief Priest Blasts by keymatt(m): 12:43pm On May 17
osuofia2:
Cubana chief priest, you have tried like a man, those obidients mocking you are social mobs.
There is nobody who can't fail. Their Messiah have lost election's band jumping from one party to another.
Kudos to cp, try again
Obidients are still tormenting this one in his dreams. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: I Regret Trusting My Community Elders - Cubana Chief Priest Blasts by keymatt(m): 12:40pm On May 17
Just calm down and move on oga. Dem elders were just hungry for your money 💵 not you. grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: NDC Unveils Timetable, Fees For 2027 Primary Elections by keymatt(m): 10:08pm On May 12
LordBiden:
You want to dash a billionaire like obi money?

Do not put too much hope on obi,he is not different from a typical Nigerian politician, promise heaven and earth just to win votes.
You sound just like one of those Tinubu's urchinns.

Politics › Re: NDC Unveils Timetable, Fees For 2027 Primary Elections by keymatt(m): 10:07pm On May 12
Like MTN, anywhere Obi go I go. cool cool cool

NDC Carry go!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Politics › Re: 2027: Why I am challenging NDC's registration - Umar Ardo, ADA promoter by keymatt(m): 4:21pm On May 10
They're afraid of Peter D-Rock Obi everywhere he goes. cool

**Singing 🎶**
What manner of man is Obi hallelujah...
What manner of man is Obi hallelujah...
He joined the Labour Party APC scream in fear.
He later join ADC they became confused.
He finally joined NDC they went haywire.
Haywire at a man without structure Hallelujah.

grin grin grin grin

Politics › A New Nigeria Record!!! by keymatt(op): 6:18pm On May 05
If Obi join Birthday party. Millions of Nigerians will follow him.

Politics › Re: 17 House Of Representatives Members Dump ADC For NDC by keymatt(m): 6:06pm On May 05
iamfraud:
Peter Obi is actually working for Tinubu just like 2023 election
In your dreams ba?
Politics › Re: ATIKU Moving To NDC? by keymatt(m): 7:12pm On May 04
Tinubu's laptop boys at it again. grin
Politics › Re: Defection: ‘biggest Political Brands’ – Dickson Hails Obi, Kwankwaso by keymatt(m): 12:40pm On May 04
Adesina18111:
Anywhere PETER OBI goes I go... My vote and my family vote must count for him in 2027 presidential election... Gbam!!!
You can say that again my brother. We dey hia next year. cool
Science/Technology › Re: Share Your Experience Using This Generator by keymatt(m): 8:39pm On Apr 07
Very rugged and dangerous gen. The only thing I remember be say the radiator water na bathing water for village.
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Of Iran Wants To Resign - Fox News by keymatt(m): 6:09pm On Mar 19
saintopus:
He has no reason whatsoever to resign. The odds are against the US and Israel.
Odds against Israel and America huh E be like say na back of TV you dey get international news. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Nigeria Overtakes India With Highest Number Of Poor People In World - Statisense by keymatt(m): 11:22am On Mar 11
CyynthiaKiss:
They lied to themselves that it was because of population, when such lie was defeated when we presented Brazil and Indonesia as examples, they switched to blaming colonial masters again for their calamity , when I told them that America was equally colonised by Britain, but today they are ahead of British people In many areas, they switched again to insults by calling me unpatriotic element..

To them, patriotism is defending nonsense, even when your country is sinking… That is Tinubu supporter’s reasoning..
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Senators Slam Iran War After Classified Briefing by keymatt(m): 10:50am On Mar 11
themanderon:
I am very much in support of the war and in fact it came too late because from the way it has panned out so far it shows those people were up to no good and if they ever have access to a nuke it's bye bye to the middle east as it would be unimaginable what an Islamic suicidal regime would do with nukes.
Attacking your neighbors without provocation just because Americans n Israelis attacked you is madness. It shows this has always been their plans all along. Set the whole middle east ablaze.
The Islamic government wouldn't even mind destroying the entire world so their long expected Mahdi would be revealed. That has always been the plan of these mindless murderers.
Someone with a sane mind have spoken.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Senators Slam Iran War After Classified Briefing by keymatt(m): 10:46am On Mar 11
badoh:
US senators are against the war but some uninformed ones in Nigeria are cheering Trump not knowing it will also affect them indirectly. The hike in fuel prices is already hitting them badly and to them na Tinubu cause am. Even US citizens are not comfortable with the war but na Nigerians weh never travel out deh rejoice over the war, continue your eyes go soon clear.
Democrats will oppose any thing Trump so their opinion doesn't count.
Phones › Re: Please Help Me Choose The Right Phone by keymatt(m): 6:11pm On Mar 06
Hemanwel:
I heard Redmi and Oppo are currently the best phone brands out there. A phone engineer told me this at Computer Village
Which redmi? The same redmi 14 wey dey give my wife sleepless nightshuh Maybe Oppo but redmi phones is a no no.
Properties › Re: Building vs Buying A House: Which One Is Cost Effective? by keymatt(m): 11:15am On Feb 26
KingMack:
I would build and buy houses this year..I affirm 💪🙏
I smell a pioneer grant son here grin
Politics › Re: US Congress Labels Nigeria Deadliest Place For Christians, Cites Decades Of… by keymatt(m): 8:18pm On Feb 24
$9 million propaganda money gone to dust. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is The Most Political Loser In Nigeria by keymatt(m): 3:10pm On Feb 22
helinues:
Ever since Peter Obi completed his second term as Anambra state governor, in any election he participated/contested in or supported anyone, he hasn't won a single one since.

I mean, how can someone have such kind of bad luck. Infact, any political party he associate with always go into disarray. Can't it be coincidence?

Anyone still following such kind of person should be ready to be led into canal
This one don come again. He eats and drinks Peter Obi even in his sleep. grin cheesy grin
Is this your latest assignment from WhatsApp group? 🤣
Travel › Re: Africa's Best Cities To Visit For Business & Leisure By Tour Africa Magazine by keymatt(m): 7:40pm On Feb 10
PigTormentor:
I have been to 4 of these cities and I will pick Lagos . I'm a bit biased of course. It's my home town grin
Nairobi is nice but nothing special. Just a laid back small city. Accra is good but too danm expensive.
Urchiin went to Nairobi huh For which dream grin
Family › Re: White Woman Reacts In Pidgin To Video Of A Rude Child At The Airport — Hilarious by keymatt(m): 4:20pm On Feb 09
Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diNzQoIBz7A?si=C3E63JKf8sX4O99v

A viral video of a white lady reacting to a trending clip of a child who was being rude to a parent at an airport abroad has got people in stitches.

Expressing her disappointment at the child’s rudeness, she spoke in Pidgin as she exclaimed, “Ewoo, tufiakwa! Over my dead body! I go first slap you make your brain first dey leak. Correct factory reset go hit you.”

The hilarious reaction and her ability to speak Pidgin fluently have attracted lots of funny reactions online.

Watch the funny video and share your thoughts in the comments.
I don't understand why the already disgraced Tinubu regime is not giving white Nigerians the opportunity to represent us in swimming and gymnastics. sad

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