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Kano state chairman of All Progressive Congress, APC, Abdullai Abbas, has resigned
Abdullahi Abbas, wrapped in the feud between Governor Abdullahi Ganduje and deputy Hafizu Abubakar, tendered his resignation letter on Thursday.
He is yet to give reason for the decision.
An aide to the Commissioner of Information, Faizu Alfindiki, confirmed the development to Premium Times.
Deputy governor Abubakar recently indicated that he would not run on the same ticket with the Gov. Ganduje in 2019.
Abubakar, a Professor of Food and Nutritional Biochemistry at the Bayero University, accused the Kano chapter of the APC of sidelining him in scheme of things.
http://dailypost.ng/2017/12/21/apc-chairman-resigns/

may her soul rest in peace.
but I wish she no lamb for more okiki....only if you understand me!

our naija girls no go learn from this oooo, especially ladies from my right hand side region of the country.....

Popular Nigerian actress, Dakore Egbuson-Akande, has said she is willing to donate her cornea to the blind when she dies.
The mother of two, who is among the few thespians in the country to maintain a controversy-free career in Nollywood, announced this yesterday via her Instagram page.
She wrote. “I pledged my cornea to Eye bank of Nigeria, and what that means is when I leave this earth I willingly donate my cornea to help give the gift of sight especially as I would no longer be needing it…”
Then she proceeded to ask fans about their opinions. “What are your views on this and becoming a donor in general?
“I would really appreciate your kind feedback so we can start the conversation…will you be willing to do it for a loved one or a stranger?
“How do you SEE it? Factors that prevent most people from doing this is fear but of what exactly?” she asked
http://dailypost.ng/2017/11/09/nigerian-actress-dakore-egbuson-akande-donates-eyes-blind/

The Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs (NSCIA) has responded to claims made by the Christians Association of Nigeria (CAN) on the issuance of Sukuk bond by the federal government.The Christian body had described the issuance of the bond that as an attempt to sell Nigeria to Arab nations.But a statement by the Deputy Secretary General of the NSCIA, Salisu Shehu, said, “CAN cannot claim ignorance about the fact that even the World Bank hasbeen involved in issuing SUKUK and the floating of SUKUK Bonds. Interestingly also, several non-Muslim countries across Africa, Europe and Asia have also instituted Islamic Financial System generally and SUKUK in particular. Worthy of mention here are Kenya, Tanzania, South Africa, United Kingdom, Luxembourg, Russia, China, Singapore and a number of firms in the United States.“Less than two years ago, Britain hosted a World Conference on Islamic Banking and Finance and David Cameron, the then British prime minister, openly declared that their intention was to make UK the hub of Islamic Finance in the World.“It would certainly be embarrassing for CAN to be told that the first and foremost state in Nigeria to submit application for loan to the Islamic Development Bank is a Christian-dominated state in the South-East.”The NSCIA said what had kept Nigeria together is the culture of mutual understanding, tolerance, and by extension, the spirit and principle of give and take.“This has been the factor that made Muslims to tolerate several practices or things that are essentially Christian in nature and outlook, in substance and form and indeed in principle and practice, but imposed on us,” the group said.“We have not been talking of Christianization because Sunday has been forced on us as a work-free day, or the Cross as our hospital sign and symbol, our membership of the International Red Cross, and many other things including almost all the titles of the heads of academic institutions (Chancellor, Provost, Dean, Rector, etc.).“Despite this remarkable tolerance from Muslims over the years, CAN appears to be increasingly becoming Islamophobic and paranoid about its hate and intolerance of Islam, casting aspersions, unnecessarily overheating the polity and unjustifiably creating fear and distrust in the minds of peace-loving citizens of our great country.“We are poised to advise CAN to, in the spirit of Biblical injunctions, uphold the truth for its sake and tread the path of honour and refrain from statements capable of causing disaffection and promoting disharmony that may lead to conflict in the country.”The statement also implored all Imams to, as a matter of responsibility, use their sermons ( Khutbah) to further remind the Muslims about the Islamic teachings of patience, pardon and forgiveness in the face of provocation and even aggression.“Our Imams should tell our Muslim brothers and sisters that they should not in any way try to retaliate the unwarranted attacks and killings of Muslims in the South-East on innocent Igbo citizens within their localities or neighbourhoods with whom they are living peacefully and harmoniously,” the NSCIA said.“That is the injunction of the Qur’an and must be complied with. Allah says in the Qur’an, chapter 60, verse 8 that:”Allah does not forbid you to be kind and just to those who did not fight against you on account of religion, nor drove you out of your homes. Surely Allah loves those who are equitable.”

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/243881-sukuk-bond-nigerias-supreme-islamic-body-replies-can-accuses-islamophobia.html/amp?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C1853061735

Is there some packages for being FTC?
all the same, I dedicate this to all muslim nairalanders, happy sallah. emiwa ase opo odun laye

CONSEQUENCES OF WAR :UNDERSTAND YOUR CHOICES. _WHEN THE HATE SPEECHES MATURE TO FULL BLOWN WAR NOTE THE FOLLOWING ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW AND LOVE:_* �

1. ```The 14 to 45 year old males will be bearing arms directly whether or not they like it. About half of them will die within the first year of conflict. At least 30% of females in this age range will be raped and probably killed.```

2. ```The bulk of 0 to 13 year olds will grow up as orphans. 10% will be killed in the first year and another 50% will perish from neglect in subsequent years.```

3. ```The population above from 46 to 65 years will have their dreams finally destroyed and will die out rapidly from lack of a will to survive the hardship and stress.```

4. ```The population above 66 years will have no support to survive and will die slow lonely deaths, some through starvation and neglect.```

5. ```Crime rates will multiply ten fold given the unbridled access to arms and ammunition. There will be no safe havens given current trends.```

6. ```Life expectancy will drop to 21 years from the current 47 years.```

7. ```If the conflict lasts longer than one year the worlds largest refugee problem would have been created. Nigerians will flee into Niger, Chad, Benin Republic and Cameroon. A one way journey for most as these countries are completely unprepared for the potential influx of humiliated Nigerians.```

8. ```Through CNN, Aljazeera, and other media houses we will become the global laughing stock with no idea of what next to do.```

9. ```Present day uncompromising voices will run away to safety. Shamelessly so. The afore mentioned victims will be drawn from ordinary folk.```

*No one (North, South, East, or West, etc) will be immune.*

*BETTER TO TALK PEACEFULLY NOW WHILE WE CAN AND HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY. _EVERY ARTICLE OF RELATIONSHIP AS A NATION CAN BE NEGOTIATED PEACEFULLY._*

*NON-PARTISAN WARNING.*


This powerful message is about the insanity of war. l trusting God that it will make those ignorantly beating the drums of war to come to their senses.

video of protesters mobbing kwara state governor Fatai Hammed on the irregularities on state affairs, inability to pay salary, poor infrastructure, underdevelopment and so on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9dPO2_InkE

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A lawyer will never tell u, u cant win the case...

Questions and Answers on Get Help Issues
Your guesses and doubts are expected. Having read through all our chats, I would take out time to outline them and give answers to your burning questions:

Question 1:
I can't GH, showing "error" notification

Answer:
System Glitch, Keep trying (underground upgrades on-going)

Question 2:
I want to GH, showing only N31K, what do I do?

Answer:
System Glitch / Error (underground upgrades on-going).
Although, fractional GH limits are being put in place, where you'll be able to GH a certain percentage % of your total GH per time, the current N31K limit majority are experiencing is due to system errors from the on-going upgrades.

Question 3:
I want to GH, but I keep getting a notification saying
"Your MAVRO are frozen or have "Unconfirmed" status, so you are not able to withdraw them. To have your Mavro confirmed, you should Provide Help."
What do I do?

Answer:
Keep calm, means you have a running GH order, wait patiently till you're paired.

Question 4:
My GH order has been removed and mavros have been returned to "Confirmed" no longer pending. When I try to re-GH, it shows "0" mavros, what do I do?

Answer:
System Glitch.
Daily withdrawal limit exceeded ( not individual limit but total limit in the system)
Wait patiently till the next day and try again early enough.

Question 5:
Are we compelled to PH before we can GH??

Answer:
Any sensitive news as this will be communicated to us through our respective POs. Although participants are currently urged to PH tangible amounts in good faith to help the system stabilize faster, there's no compulsion at the moment.

Guiders are strongly moving a motion for this presently for effective sustainability of the system.

THIS SHOULD ANSWER ALL OUR QUESTIONS AT THE MOMENT.

REMEMBER,

MMM = Trust + Patience

Everything will be sorted in due time, an enormous amount of work is presently been put in by the programmers to ensure we get back fully, upgrades are on-going which explains 1 or 2 glitches/errors we might encounter from time to time.

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Freedom2016:
Yeah...believe this hocus pocus hogwash at your own tomfoolery. Another gimmick to frame ND up and to create tension between SS and SW while the North continue ravaging the resources. Next will be...IPOB members arrested to bomb NNPC towers Abuja to frame Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB up. SMH for this country!

Can you read at all?

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*Safety Tips:*
1. Make sure you are very close to your friends and relatives who are into MMM.
2.Observe their every movement and monitor where they are going to.
3. If you see any of them going close to a River, Ocean or Stream, raise an alarm and invite the police.
4. If you see any of them talking to him or herself, alert the nearest psychiatrist hospital.
5. If any of them begins to behave angrily and break or destroy things, please notify your friends and use cow rope to tie the person

Letter from Sikira
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach. You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together. If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager to see u.
Your frightful.....sikiratu

South African Universities to offer B. Sc Witchcraft

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.

Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.

The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added

Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel will conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.

http://livemonitor.co.za/south-african-universities-to-offer-bsc-witchcraft/
http://naijapolnews..com.ng/2016/09/south-african-universities-to-offer-b.html?m=1

An attack by suspected Boko Haram members outside a church in Kwamjilari village in Chibok, Borno State has left about eight people dead.
A local resident identified as Luka Damina, said on Monday that the incident was carried out by gunmen on bicycles, Vanguard is reporting.

Damina said the attack happened shortly after morning service on Sunday in the village.

According to Damina, “Some of the worshippers remained around the church and the gunmen opened fire and eight men died.

“Unknown to the residents, the gunmen had stationed some of their comrades on the road leading out of the village and they shot anyone who tried to flee.

“Many people ran into the bush with gunshot wounds. But so far, we can only confirm eight deaths.”

http://dailypost.ng/2016/09/19/breaking-boko-haram-attacks-church-borno-eight-people-killed/
http://naijapolnews..com.ng/2016/09/breaking-boko-haram-attacks-church-in.html?m=0

10. After confessing to doing evil, the effect of confession is running mad before dying wretchedly.

9. Women are always responsible forinfertility.

8. When people suffer hardship a little the next option is money ritual or armed robbery.

7. Domestic servants always acts foolish as they are always people of low intelligent quotients.

6. Domestic servants can jump into family discussion without being invited.

5. When things are not falling into places for you consult a spiritualist either babalawo, Muslim clerics or pastors of white garment churches.

4. Wives must always wake up their husbands in the dead of the night to discuss pressing family issues.

3. When your husband is too close toyour sister that means they are too close for comfort and thus dating.

2. If your father has two wives you have to be weary of the other wife who is not your biological mother as she might exchange your good destiny with that of her child.

Is it every time a lady vomits that indicates she is pregnant? Is every mother-in-law wicked?These and more are the things people tend to take away from Yoruba movies which are not totally true. Just ignore the translation for now and enjoy this.1. When a health condition defies orthodox medication, doctors advise you to seek traditional cure.